My millions of dollars and hundreds of bitches no longer make me happy, what do I do?

Daddy's Angry Juice

Daddy's Angry Juice

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You know I always try to keep it real for you playas out there, but I'm just feeling down. Like even with my mansions and my 7 Ferraris (is the plural Ferraris or just Ferrari, like moose?) I can't help but feel very down, like the kinda down that coke just can't pickup anymore. Like there's a Rolex missing, but it's missing in my heart, ya feel me? I feel like I need to buy something but I just don't know what, can any of you guys help me?
 
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Yes, buy this! And another one for me! <3
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It's probably the bitches tbh.

You can try buying me an Airstream though. Or a Honda Valkyrie. Or a sunburst PJ bass with a tortoiseshell pickguard.
 
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dick brain said:
It's probably the bitches tbh.

You can try buying me an Airstream though. Or a Honda Valkyrie. Or a sunburst PJ bass with a tortoiseshell pickguard.
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I remember the fun times we had in the airstream, pretending we were white trash, what happened, was it that I bought a Bentley without the automatic champagne refilling features, if I could do it all again, I would, I would get all of the features if it meant I could have you in the crib, boo.
 
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not william stenchever said:
Use your wealth to manipulate society so that everyone else has less money and fewer bitches.
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But what's the use of having all of this money, several mansions, a yacht, a harem of bitches, an in-home McDonald's with a playplace, a robo dog that dispenses beer and high shelf liquor, an army of Mexican mercenaries, if I have no one to share it with?
 
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Daddy's Angry Juice said:
But what's the use of having all of this money, several mansions, a yacht, a harem of bitches, an in-home McDonald's with a playplace, a robo dog that dispenses beer and high shelf liquor, an army of Mexican mercenaries, if I have no one to share it with?
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The hollow victory of knowing that you have these things and others do not.
 
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I have no advice, but certainly do not burden me with your accursed filthy lucre, hedonistic wenches, and unsightly vehicular collection.

...I feel somewhat guilty for writing this to a suffering soul. I suppose I could perhaps share the load, but only a small portion. One vehicle, wench, and a million dollars is the most I can do, I'm afraid. Only temporarily too, I'll have to return it all to you at some point. I'm only one man, after all.
 
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