I still remember the first let's play video. 1996. My cousin had a tape that said "BEATING MEGAMAN X" which to his credit did have footage of him beating Megaman X while even providing commentary. The best part was when it instantly switched from the ending credits straight to a porno. VHS was beautiful we need to bring it back.
I remember stumbling across the Bully TIHYDP and the Geography exam - this was during a time that I honestly thought Phil was playing a character, but...I learned quick that he was not playing a character. He truly is that STUPID! Dunning-Kruger effect in full swing.
Gotta admit.........watching those videos is soothing.
and hilarious.
He. just. HAS. to. lie.
He gets very flexible when he buys new computers.
Why aren't people trolling him and asking when he is going to buy one of those 'lag switches' he insisted cheating PC players have?
I tuned into one of the restreamers last night and phil was messing with the weather settings and complaining that they made it so you can't see when its storming and it's like gee I don't know dipshit maybe airplanes don't only fly when there's perfectly clear skies and the game is showing you what that's like.
This conversation got brought up in a different group... has Phil ever been on public transportation? Was he one of the weirdos who drove (or I guess had mommy) drive him into NYC? If he has ever taken anything, it's been at least a decade. Seattle transit is obviously scary.
Knowing Phil and his bad back, he probably had Linda drive him into the city. I have a feeling Phil has a MAJOR fear of driving, which is why he doesn't venture out of his mature adult condo, and he feighs a "back injury". I think his fear of driving comes from the fact that Phil is VERY passive aggressive, not just in his behavior, but I can also see that in his driving. Anyone who has driven in NYC and Boston knows that those drivers don't mess around - the MOMENT the light turns green, your foot better be on that damn pedal! Also, you better learn those damn rotary's, too! For those that have never had the pleasure of driving in NYC and New England traffic, imagine everyone is angry and you're in their damn way! The first rule? "Get out of the way!"
He legit looks like a caricature here. Like if you showed me this picture and I knew nothing about The Guy I would assume this is some Dollar Store parody of Dr. Disrespect or a similar mouth drooling Muppet.
The best part is his delusion that every Cammy player is the same detractor streamsniping him. He is so buckbroken he is convinced every single Cammy player is a detractor specifically searching for him. Shit is fucking hilarious when he brings it up in his baby rage about how Cammy players aren't even good and just harassing him.
His average view count is 200-300 on a good day, and even when you factor in restreams it barely breaks 10k most days. Any bump in viewership makes Phil see dollar signs and think he is drawing in thousands of new fans. It's all part of his weirdo delusion that he has fans who come for specific games and than leave when he isn't playing that genre.
Its even better when you learn that all you need to do to stop Hooligan is jab, that's literally all you need to do to stop that move.
Isn't there some argument that autistic people are basically immune to marketing?
I'm becoming more convinced he isn't autistic when he doesn't line up the pattern on his foam hexagons or organize his office. He puts way too much time into some things like decorations but that's more of his show and tell nature. He also loves to wait to clean his joystick or keyboard but that's valuable time wasting material.
He certainly has a lot of markers for autism but he may not actually be fully fledged autistic and may be PDD-NOS or some shit. It's really hard to tell because he is so erratic and stubborn about totally mundane things.
About time they tried a different approach at pulling some content from him, acting chummy with him was just straight boring. Feels like they're still using kid gloves on him, but this could still be enough to get a rise out of Phil.
