Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jeff Gerstmann]

That was some bullshit by the Kino Crapsino that seeped in the thread and 'tarded shit up for a while.

@Tiki Bar Man 2 was the Kiwi reporter on the ground for the latest Nick hearing last month, and they confirmed she arrived there driving her own truck. So it's fair to say her license isn't suspended, and she still has her truck.

She can leave any time she needs/wants to.

Thanks for the clarification!

 

[Captain Manning]

Equal probability of kicking April to the curb.

My vote is for this too. Let's see if we're right.

It would be funny if he's all set to divorce Kayla, but then gets cucked by the state by having to take a plea deal where he can't run off with April.

On the other hand, Nick managed to get a very large number of tickets in a short amount of time. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a suspension, but I don't know if there's any way to tell.

There's not, but there's better evidence for it based on what @Goofy Logic just said. Nick doesn't strike me as the sort of guy that would be thrilled with letting Kayla drive him around. He's a control freak.

Then again, I guess he might have been hungover or some shit.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Then again, I guess he might have been hungover or some shit.

That would depend on how likely he is to drive intoxicated. If Kayla is a doormat, I don't know if she would be able to stop him from driving.

Unless they are forced to be straight and narrow to get out of the legal bind they are currently in.

 

[Fortyone]

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Divorce arc confirmed?

"Waaaaaaah I can't fuck my sex slave in front of my kids and their mom anymore my life is ruined". What a degenerate whiny bitch he is.

Nick losing April is worse than the retards who would get broken up with in highschool and get all mopey for a year. I think it's just him being forced to cut contact with April by the courts but A divorce arc would be absolutely amazing, I hope you're right. The conservative judges in his area probably pushed to separate him from his sex slave and maintain his family imo.

I remember the first person in the sektur that Nick blacklisted was PPP after he threw shade a Kayla a few years ago, bitching about how nobody gets to shit talk his wife and he likes to keep their issues private. He must be hating this shit and desperately trying to keep the details behind the scenes if there is a potential divorce.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Pretty sure that Racketts also let him do a semen dump in April.

So you're saying Ralph got to sample Nick's cooking from last night?

 

[AnOminous]

This gunt is indeed quite heavy. You're gonna carry it, Nick.

You're gonna carry that gunt.
Carry that gunt a long time.

 

[Captain Manning]

That would depend on how likely he is to drive intoxicated. If Kayla is a doormat, I don't know if she would be able to stop him from driving.

Unless they are forced to be straight and narrow to get out of the legal bind they are currently in.

Well we know he was prone to getting completely shit-faced while streaming into the early morning, and then having to drive the kids somewhere only a few hours later.

The speculation in this thread, long before the arrest, is that he might have been over the legal limit when he gets behind the wheel to do that. It was estimated by one or more people here there probably wasn't enough time for his BAC to drop below 0.08 between shutting off his stream, and when he was driving.

Nick has to walk on eggshells as far as the law is concerned now, for obvious reasons. Even one DUI would fuck him hard at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick has to walk on eggshells as far as the law is concerned now, for obvious reasons. Even one DUI would fuck him hard at this point.

It was always that way. He was just too stupid to grasp the fact that law enforcement was watching his streams, even when sane people told him that was what was happening, even days before they got an arrest warrant at least in part from watching his streams where he was consuming gargantuan amounts of cocaine, flailing around and gurning insanely, obviously under the influence of cocaine, and doing the very shit that got his house raided.

What a drooling idiot.

Sorry Balldofags, sometimes life just doesn't work out like you want to pretend it does.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Fantasy novel time:

How hard would Nick cope and sneed if he was forced to install a court-ordered breathalyzer in his car?

 

[Schpoots]

None of this would be happening if Nick could control himself. If he didn't livestream himself being drunk and coked out, didn't drink and drive with his kids (and brag about it!), didn't act like a crackhead at church infront of others, constantly tempting people online with little clues, etc.

I think all of this would have blown up and been exposed eventually, but from her point of view this must be all his fault. He has a weird obsession with a certain type of freedom where he should be able to do whatever he wants and never suffer any consequences. It must be infuriating to live with someone like that.

PS, I'm not saying kayla is innocent or anything but at the very least she kept her stupdity underwraps and thus helped avoid negative attention.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

but at the very least she kept her stupdity underwraps and thus helped avoid negative attention.

bruh he 100% never let her post anything online except in her gay mobile games that he didn't approve beforehand without a full on spaz rage

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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And/or a kid saying fuck you mom & dad, I'm going to work in the factory with my Other Mom!

More likely April threatening self-harm and Kayla pissed he "has to go to her." Or some variation.

She got one speeding ticket for going 5-10 miles over which appears to be her first ticket ever and (unlike Nick) promptly paid once her bumbling lawyer missed her hearing. Licenses don't get suspended over that.

On the other hand, Nick managed to get a very large number of tickets in a short amount of time. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a suspension, but I don't know if there's any way to tell.

You can't without at least the license number.

That could explain why the eyewitness reporter observed Kayla driving Nick around at the hearing.

And yet he was still I think bitching about driving kids around to "activities" right before then?

 

[Captain Manning]

Fantasy novel time:

How hard would Nick cope and sneed if he was forced to install a court-ordered breathalyzer in his car?

That would be especially funny because he used to make fun of Maddox's old attorney, Kevin Landau, for having to have one. Called him LanDUI.

That's like his very oldest YouTube shit, starting back in November of 2017. He'd have come full circle.

 

[AnOminous]

And yet he was still I think bitching about driving kids around to "activities" right before then?

And while he was constantly getting pulled over for driving like a moron, he'd instantly start whining and moaning to the cop who pulled him over about how much he hated his keeeeeeds, it was such an imposition on Little Lord Balldoroy to drive his keeeeeds around.

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

It's utterly bizarre.

 

[Pedophobe]

"Provides"

If she were a hair smarter, I'd think that's a whiff of blackmail.

On the other hand, she throws plenty of shade at Kayla, so maybe that actually is what this is.

I doubt she has the follow-through even if it is, which is what Nick is banking on, but it sure would serve him right if she did.

I wonder if that's why Nick didn't take the plea deal. Has he agreed to feed and care for April in return for her keeping quiet about more embarassing stuff no one even knows about yet?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

Because the coppers hate Rackets almost as much as they love Denny's.

 

[Edward Teach]

Fantasy novel time:

How hard would Nick cope and sneed if he was forced to install a court-ordered breathalyzer in his car?

He would be taking the 9 year old every where with him.

 

[not william stenchever]

And while he was constantly getting pulled over for driving like a moron, he'd instantly start whining and moaning to the cop who pulled him over about how much he hated his keeeeeeds, it was such an imposition on Little Lord Balldoroy to drive his keeeeeds around.

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

It's utterly bizarre.

I think he managed to accidentally channel the Ricky from Trailer Park Boys school of baffling cops with annoying bullshit. Him bitching about deez keeeedz made it seem preferable to just fuck off and write Racky's behavior down on the paperwork rather than do a field sobriety test.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

And while he was constantly getting pulled over for driving like a moron, he'd instantly start whining and moaning to the cop who pulled him over about how much he hated his keeeeeeds, it was such an imposition on Little Lord Balldoroy to drive his keeeeeds around.

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

Cops do NOT like paperwork. So how come this weird freak did so much bitching that it showed up in multiple traffic stop reports?

It's utterly bizarre.

Oh, silly, it's just 'cause he's such a sexy badass edgelord, don'tcha know?

...imagine your kid seeing you, a grown man, act like such a pissant.

I really try not to speculate about their kids, but am I misremembering that one of those (should be) embarrassing writeups included him saying he was in a rush to a debate tourney or practice or something? ...which would mean a kid would have been there to see dad shriek and bluster and lie. Yuck.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I've never even seen shit like that on reports for traffic tickets. How much of an absolute spastic did he have to act like to get him whining about his keeeeds into every traffic ticket he got in a period where he was getting such tickets constantly by driving like a complete mongoloid?

He lives in a tiny town the guys that are fucking weird that don't cause them too many problems don't get reported in the official paperwork balldo only got put in the paperwork because he was a gigantic pain in the ass