SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

Joe Shmoe said:
Holy shit they are getting so preachy and unsubtle with their ideology soapboxing it's insane. This is "90s anti-drug PSA" level of ideological subtext, they can't even bother to hide it within a sort of passable story.
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This tale has nothing to do with the SCP Foundation or its setting. It is literally about a fag crossdressing and eventually trooning out.
 
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Niggergante said:
Ideally the foundation would contain them and protect humanity from that nonsense.
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There's still time for the SCP foundation to officially recognize and classify modern gender ideology as a cognitohazardous keter-class anomaly.

Everyone with a lesser infection will get rounded up and administered amnestics until they forget anything that happened after the year 2004. More serious cases will get contained indefinitely.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
There's still time for the SCP foundation to officially recognize and classify modern gender ideology as a cognitohazardous keter-class anomaly.

Everyone with a lesser infection will get rounded up and administered amnestics until they forget anything that happened after the year 2004. More serious cases will get contained indefinitely.
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Honestly troonism is literally a real life cognitohazard. Funny how these troons write about hazardous volatile ideas that nest in a person's brain and overtake them completely overwriting their personality and turning them into a lunatic without realizing it's already happened to them.
 
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Niggergante said:
Ideally the foundation would contain them and protect humanity from that nonsense.
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That time has come and gone sadly, now we have child raping/brainwashing monsters running around in public controlling shit like a shadow government of autism. Fuck me has it really nearly a decade since the incident back in 2018? Nearly a fucking decade of lamenting...
Joe Shmoe said:
Honestly troonism is literally a real life cognitohazard. Funny how these troons write about hazardous volatile ideas that nest in a person's brain and overtake them completely overwriting their personality and turning them into a lunatic without realizing it's already happened to them.
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It's horrifying, the stories of normal people suddenly becoming...creatures that are a bastardization of humanity. There's someone I've "know" in my neighborhood that fits the bill, his wife is barely there (both physically and mentally checked out) and his child is just...too young and innocent to be there. I've seen him and his wife before the child too, he was strange but not really fucked yet, hell his wife even seemed happy. Then suddenly after they had their child it was like a switch went off. Crossdressing and make-up, never talked to his child or wife ever, dragging a boom box around playing some techno shit or whatever in what is clearly his child's wagon, he's a mess and I feel bad for the kid.
 
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Tri-TachyonRepresentative said:
Then suddenly after they had their child it was like a switch went off.
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This is the troon version of the baby trap. The pervert waits until it has the woman trapped to spring its monster form on her.

However, the containment procedure might be pretty simple rendering it a Euclid. Just call it by its actual name.
 
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AnOminous said:
baby trap
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Is that when a woman pokes holes in the condom in the hopes of getting pregnant so that the man has to take responsibility or be ruined?
AnOminous said:
However, the containment procedure might be pretty simple rendering it a Euclid. Just call it by its actual name.
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Quite literally speaking the demon's true name, if I were a less sane man I'd think troons were some U.N. Satanic psyop. But nah I'd label it Keter just to be safe.
BirdUp said:
The Lost Room
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I remember hearing about this when people were memeing the Syfy channel, never got around to watching it at the time but I might now.
 
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Blue Gem Muslim Queen said:
What do you say guys. Do we make our own paranormal board with shadowy blackjack and hookers or do I get to keep them all for myself?
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Depends, are you expecting an audience that'll be interested in this "paranormal board" (/x/?) because I doubt it unless people decide to hunker down and produce quality work. If not then fuck it why not?
 
Speaking of which, I wonder if anyone has done an SCP or similar story of a character doing the steps of one of these threads only to summon an unholy abomination into the world that has to be carpet bombed because he said some shit like "Mihi sola placet occidere me" instead of "Mihi sola placet puer me." And yes I did whip out the Google translate I don't know Latin.
 
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What's the current status of the SCP Secret Lab dev team? Idk if it was here but I remember someone mentioning how they're all a bunch of creepy furry deviants who kicked out anyone on their team who wasn't a creepy furry deviant.
 
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What's the current status of the SCP Secret Lab dev team? Idk if it was here but I remember someone mentioning how they're all a bunch of creepy furry deviants who kicked out anyone on their team who wasn't a creepy furry deviant.
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I mentioned that a while ago and I believe others have too. I'd raincheck the furry shit but from what I heard:
Tri-TachyonRepresentative said:
Bit of an update on SCP: Secret lab, devs are furry pedophiles, game is slow on the updates because they kicked out the only non-furry non-pedophile from their dev team...least that's what I heard. Everything else is more or less the same.
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Yeah that's all I cared to look into and this was a while ago so if something new happened I have no idea. The beta for the new update is here but I'm not interested. I believe there are roblox games that are better lol, but I don't play Roblox for various reasons so I can't comment on that. Perhaps one day I might bite the bullet.
 
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Kind of sad how many people forgot about SCP-173. When it was the star that started this IP's ascent into popularity. Now its all basically capeshit supervillains that break containment every other week. Which defeats the whole point of being a cryptic and secretive organization no one knows about.
 
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Doktor Grimm said:
A SCP-style collaborative horror project comprised of Kiwi Farms users would be the greatest thing ever for, like, six people.
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There were a few attempts back when SCP went gay, RPC Authority is probably the closest to what SCP was.
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