Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LonesomeDud]

"Not the most pretty sight," and, "Don't bother coming in," over a cat are phrases designed to prime woman hysteria. Pretty callous for people who deal in sheltering animals.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

C'mon pervert, you know you wanna show off your prized hog in all her horrifying splendor.

I was expecting a lot more shitty angles (Like Salah filming Chantal) with her having a feeder GF.

I think all that stuff will be on the feeder sites.

we'll get some more made up family stories about her brother

Is he still in jail? If not I'd love him to 'surprise' his sister by arriving in Oshkosh for Christmas.

Her trotters are getting dark and so is her "neck"

Scuse you, that's her Portuguese hurrititch RAYCIST!

ETA I was writing a grocery list while catching up on this thread and I see I have written 'ayggs'. Send help.

 

[Bookish]

Why would someone print and distribute lost cat posters, go into a whole thing about leaving them in businesses windows and on neighbors porches, with a $500 reward that she self-congratulated herself over, and then say she keeps her phone ringer off all the time? She missed the shelters phone call, because she keeps the ringer off? As some have suspected, either the cat isn't missing, she knows she's dead, or she simply doesn't care to have her back.

Is she stupid enough to not realize the implications of the things she says or too lazy to edit them out? Her view count has been 'lowering', maybe it's ragebait to 'higher' it?

 

[-Jack-]

Why would someone print and distribute lost cat posters, go into a whole thing about leaving them in businesses windows and on neighbors porches, with a $500 reward that she self-congratulated herself over, and then say she keeps her phone ringer off all the time? She missed the shelters phone call, because she keeps the ringer off? As some have suspected, either the cat isn't missing, she knows she's dead, or she simply doesn't care to have her back.

Is she stupid enough to not realize the implications of the things she says or too lazy to edit them out? Her view count has been 'lowering', maybe it's ragebait to 'higher' it?

We all know by now Amber likes to think of herself as a master troll, and I don’t doubt for a second there are retards on reddit and twitter or still give her the benefit of the doubt and fall for her tricks.

But like with Amber and other cows, Amber just isn’t intelligent enough to keep a straight story or remember her lies, so things start to easily and quickly fall apart, people like Amber and Chantal are detectives dreams.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Maybe I'm overtired, missing something, or just as retarded as Amber, but I'm confused. Are these messages supposed to be with the animal shelter or a vets office? Why would the animal shelter have a random dead cat? Do animal shelters go around picking up roadkill now? I always thought that the DoT was responsible for that? Most animal shelters can't afford to take care of the animals they have. Let alone pay for disposal of extra animals.

Either way, it definitely sounds like Amber's words. She always doubles down on the most stupid things, like mentioning showering over and over when she obviously hasn't showered in days or weeks.

 

[Ask My D0minatriX]

Things that make you go hmmmmmm. A comment from ZMs new video

It appears that person has been deleting replies they make that contradict their original statement.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Maybe I'm overtired, missing something, or just as retarded as Amber, but I'm confused. Are these messages supposed to be with the animal shelter or a vets office? Why would the animal shelter have a random dead cat? Do animal shelters go around picking up roadkill now? I always thought that the DoT was responsible for that? Most animal shelters can't afford to take care of the animals they have. Let alone pay for disposal of extra animals.

Either way, it definitely sounds like Amber's words. She always doubles down on the most stupid things, like mentioning showering over and over when she obviously hasn't showered in days or weeks.

Same, I’ve been wondering if I’d missed something somewhere. It went from someone reporting a roadkill pet on a neighborhood group as a courtesy to an apparent animal morgue at the Humane Society holding bodies for the families to identify.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Humane societies are holding dead animals like the county morgue holds unidentified bodies, apparently.

Sometimes it is advised for people not to see a dead loved one who is missing if it's grisly, but it's a cat hit by a car. This is pretty stupid. Not like the cat got drunk and was beheaded in a car accident.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I'm thinking she's officially moved in with Emily because Amber can no longer fit through the damn door to leave.

Some houses friends come in through the back door...family enters through the kitchen. Emily Franz of Oshkosh gives her lovers their own private entrance...

 

[Kela de Thaym]

I get the distinct impression Amber wants to milk this Rarity thing for money, but at the same time she wants to memory hole it because the heat is getting to be too much. And even if she does finally say she's either given up on searching for her or Rarity was found dead, Amber knows she will never hear the end of it from her haters because it was a completely preventable situation, and forever be associated with animal negligence. Same with Chantal and BBJ (and now Julia, apparently).

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Under Amber's narrative, Rarity is still missing and will always be. She will never admit that the cat is dead. The cat was missing early on day one when she open the door for the dogs. Amber, not being a morning person, was doing this because Emily was at work. It is very unlikely that Amber got dress and started to look for Rarity right away. Instead, she likely staid home and waited for Emily to return home, hours later. Emily probably went to look for the cat, but by then it was much too late.

Amber is mad not because the cat is missing but because it is inconvenient. Twinkie being in pain was too inconvenient for her to miss going to Chili's. Her narrative was that there was no veterinary clinic open at that time, even if there was one open a block away from the restaurant.

The fact that both Amber and Chantal cannot have children is a gift from God.

 

[Constellationzero]

Factor in Amber's devastatingly crippling stupidity and that's how you get these ridiculous voice messages that do not represent how a regular human being talks.

And, above all, factor in the absence of a LIVE PERSON, or persons, to LOUDLY, PUBLICLY, call out and SHAME the duper's delight smirk right off that moon face. Repeatedly, as often as necessary, until fatass understands that she is NOT a "star," she is NOT an "influencer," that she is little more than an ugly, silly fat clown and a dancing monkey until the 37+ other dancing monkeys waiting in the wings behind her can replace her (a la DeathbyJen).

Jade Francis--hell--DESTINY--had so many chances to strip the profound delusions of fame and grandeur this smelly ogre labors under. At least Dunce Cap had her zingers (as much as they flew right over the ogre's greasy shit bun).

The behavior Hambutt, Shitter and Taters, Chinstraps, and Corissa and Julianna exhibits stops yesterday the minute someone (Hambutt's MOM...NO?) loudly, and publicly (either in mixed company, or on recording--REPEATEDLY)

* Calls out the lie
* Uses phrases like "Now you know that's not true...right?" And gets an audible reply to said question.
* Lobs cruel zingers meaner than the ones Density lobbed
* Rephrases what the duper is saying BACK to the truth on camera or in public

Maybe it'll take 100 times. Maybe it'll only take THREE before they fucking learn. I am still shocked to shit Jade Francis did none of these because that was the last true opportunity to correct fatass's behavior.

Best fuckin' learn, Emily Franz, employed by Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

 

[brooky]

Whoever found or cleared the cat off the road would confirm it via photos. This call from the shelter is nonsense. So is the idea of going to the cat morgue to identify the body. The dead cat was cremated the day it was found, in a big group of other dead animals. Maybe it was Rarity, maybe it wasn't.

I'm a pearl clutching cat lady but some of you guys just sound like you're 13.

 

[HansKlokBier]

lets actually talk about my weight loss journey.

Preservetube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ablhDnaAW70

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ablhDnaAW70

 

[-Jack-]

This cunt will literally blame her audience for every single issue in her life and yet people still watch her lol. “People were blaming Tommy for me gaining weight and saying it’s her fault” who the hell thought that? It’s all your responsibility Amber.

“I’ve still been gaining losing, gaining losing, weighing in off camera..and I wanna do it again on camera..but you guise ruined it for me” LOL. This bitch.

 

[Mekahineyho]

You guys are confused, the woman who dated someone that reached 1000 pounds and follows nothing but death fats on instagram wants Amber to lose weight!!

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Tard-Star's Take away

She said "like" 28 times in a 5:28 long video.

The beginning and end felt scripted to me: I don't know if its a priming issue because I was counting how many times she'd say "like" to make a point, but I feel like the amount of like's were lower than usual?

"This community has issues with me not wearing makeup"
Ok so-
" SO LET'S DO MY MAKEUP "
I feel like this defeats your previous statement but whatever ig.

She looks like Cartman with the new pompom beanie.

The zoom in when she starts dialoguing, "ugh she looks like trash!!!" Was actually very funny and caught me off guard lol
I need to clip that

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Tl;dw: lies about going out to look for the cat, babbles about how important it is to always choose kindness, complains about people pointing out she looks like shit, Emily bough her the beanie, sperging about how she talks to the furbabies, Emily bought her some shawl
Yaps about weight loss journey: claims emily is helping her lose weight (lol), says she's been doing what she's always been doing, just not on camera (so I assume eating a shitton of food), basically just trying to dispel the "rumors" (aka fact) that Emily is a feederclaims that weightloss talk will be coming back

Spoiler: Assorted screenshots

Do wonder if she still has that black dress with roses and that other one she wore back to front.

The answer is yes. Also the beanie and "shawl" she got from Emily. It's that "Homeless New Yorker in a Christmas Movie" kinda drip.

The bingo wings are as prominent as ever.

My video just froze on this face, nothing more.

Soon the choker will go the way of Rarity and vanish between her folds.

Basically just yaps, lies, and complains.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

"lets actually talk about my weight loss journey."
(Spoiler: there's no actual discussion about her weightLOSS journey, as there is no weight loss)

REEEECAP: Yet more rage-bait for engagement, and absolutely NOTHING of value. Amber complains about her audience griping about her coming on camera looking like she just rolled out of a trash can, accusing her audience of not tolerating her because she's not wearing makeup. Amber shows off a burgundy toque ("beenie" for you 'Muricans) and a hideous shawl (as she's too fat for coats) that were given to her by Emily "Tommus the Slommus" Franz.

Rain and Petals Eavesdrop; I used the wrong word....

[EDITED TO ADD]

Here's the original in case you missed it.

Amber lists off names of their pets and adds the unknown name "Chewy" for engagement. Amber pretends that she hates herself. Amber claims she hasn't talked about her weight because of all of those horrible UNTRUE RUMOURS around Tommy. Basically, Amber says that her weight-gain is her fault and Emily is super supportive of Amber losing weight. She emphasises that her and Emily's relationship isn't one sided (we KNOW, Amber: she wants you to eat, and YOU want you to eat. We get it).

Amber ends with a heartfelt message to her audience that she loves so much:

Fuck you; she knows who she is and who "Tommy" is.

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I had thought Amber wasn't as big as she had been before because her neck hadn't grown over her choker yet, but noticing how cartoonish the video quality in that area was?

If you find yourself doubting how big she currently is, go back a video or two where she shows the clips Emily filmed of her at the concert (both Emily and Amber's cameras were used for the clips, and she looks the same in both). I don't know if the filters didn't work because it was dark or because they were spazing out from Amber's chair dancing, but she looks Becky-breakup-era huge.

Maybe it'll take 100 times. Maybe it'll only take THREE before they fucking learn. I am still shocked to shit Jade Francis did none of these because that was the last true opportunity to correct fatass's behavior.

How do we know, though? Amber cuts out the things she catches that makes her look bad. For all we know, Jade was doing this the whole time (explaining all of the weird vibes during that era, as well as the amount of time that Jade seemed absent from the background of the videos). Emily could be doing that to her now (which is why we haven't really witnessed them interacting since Amber moved to WI). I'm not saying your idea is bad; I'm just wondering if maybe that has been done, and whether this semi-sentient expanding ball of yeast (RIP Sabine) is actually capable of learning.

Edit: grammar

 

[Constellationzero]

How do we know, though? Amber cuts out the things she catches that makes her look bad. For all we know, Jade was doing this the whole time (explaining all of the weird vibes during that era, as well as the amount of time that Jade seemed absent from the background of the videos). Emily could be doing that to her now (which is why we haven't really witnessed them interacting since Amber moved to WI). I'm not saying your idea is bad; I'm just wondering if maybe that has been done, and this semi-sentient expanding ball of yeast (RIP Sabine) is actually capable of learning.

Then Emily Franz and Jade Francis could make their own video and release it. Or they could go faceless and put out a community post/facebook/Instagram/blogspot post.

Tons of ways to get the truth out there without doing it like a gratuitous tell-all like Dunce did.

If I was Emily Franz and I valued my RN license or even my job at Clarity Care in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, it would be the right thing to do.