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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The other night, when they were doing paintball, two of the wiggers or whatever were talking about how "Thursday they were going into the bunker" "but not until then." I thought bunker was code for the homeless tunnels, but maybe that's what they meant, putting everyone in the RV for two days. I think the show is meant to end Saturday. That would be day 42, which would be the six-week mark.
 
Where's Luke been
The other night, when they were doing paintball, two of the wiggers or whatever were talking about how "Thursday they were going into the bunker" "but not until then." I thought bunker was code for the homeless tunnels, but maybe that's what they meant, putting everyone in the RV for two days. I think the show is meant to end Saturday. That would be day 42, which would be the six-week mark.
Hobo tunnels woulds been lit!!
 
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Ball brothas are in da RV and they have toys for da fish
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Edit: "BALL FISH TOYS WILL BE READ LIVE AT THE BALL BROS. CONCERT IN VEGAS"
 
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Burt has discovered a piece of paper hidden in the RV that appears to be Payton's script detailing the events as she was pulled into the basement before the fakeout ending. Burt seems to be very confused and freaked out. A site pop up appeared saying "Truman Show ending pt. 2"

Luke who was out of the RV has just come back and is accusing Jeff of stealing his bag with his ID and money in it saying they found something else incriminating in his stuff. Jeff is denying this but Luke is telling him he may need to be kicked off the show.
 
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Luke's bag disappeared, he's suspicious of Jeff. Viewers are choosing the narrative branch.
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Edit: People's choice is "No"
 
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Burt has discovered a piece of paper hidden in the RV that appears to be Payton's script detailing the events as she was pulled into the basement before the fakeout ending. Burt seems to be very confused and freaked out. A site pop up appeared saying "Truman Show ending pt. 2"

Luke who was out of the RV has just come back and is accusing Jeff of stealing his bag with his ID and money in it saying they found it in his stuff. Jeff is denying this but Luke is telling him he may need to be kicked off the show.
They're not saying what they found from his stuff but they're implying it's something "incriminating" that could get him in trouble outside of the show. (fentanyl?) Obviously the whole thing is an act, not sure what the plan is though
 
Jeff returns to the RV, where Sam reveals that earlier today Jeff ate a very small piece of the Elimination Candy and thus is eliminated.

I don't care what anyone says, I love the Elimination <object> bit from this season. I'm just glad that Vance didn't fuck up this time.
 
TIME TO FIND JEFF'S JUNKIE SHIT! MAGICAL BERRIES! TOYS SHAPED LIKE SYRINGES! YAY!

Ninja'd!

I need to sleep so bad but I want to wait until they find Jeff's junkie shit!
 
Fatty's ring is missing and Jeff tried to steal Binx' Yoshi thing a fan gave her. If this isn't a ruse cruise, that's sad.
He also stole shit from Luke and the fish were debating if he sold the ID and other things from him for cash a few minutes ago. It is confirmed that Jeff stole Luke's cash and Binx's Yoshi toy (or plushie?).
 
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He also stole shit from Luke and the fish were debating if he sold the ID and other things from him for cash a few minutes ago. It is confirmed that Jeff stole Luke's cash and Binx's Yoshi toy (or plushie?).
It's not confirmed that he took Luke's money just assumed, and it was a yoshi keychain that Jeff had in his stuff and Binx acts like that's a bigger offense than Luke's money and ID being stolen lol
 
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