Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

He had a mouse + controller frankenstein setup
What the fuck? How? Why? So he has to stop moving every time he wants to aim?

If they turn on Phil, the only thing that is gonna do is hand RTU a win. RTU was adamant them becoming Phil's friend was some gayfabe thing leading up to them ultimately burning Phil.
Eh to be fair literally everyone and their mom has been saying that. Including KC fans. PPP is always sneak dissing him and being very facetious.

Andy doesn't follow him back.
Because it’s the one paypig gooner into adults and not kids?
 
I have been traveling and missed 20
pages, very happy to see the kings here (you know who you are, real recognises real) have been keeping up the pressure and snapping an oriental horde’s worth of brooms over their righteous knees.

Since people want an episode of the KC so badly i made one.

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What we need for the churn to continue is a new show to be dedicated a-logs of the casino that isn’t the persip sleepy time hour. It will happen, just wait.

and now for my small contribution

ahem…

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I found obamaphone's twitter.
Edit: his xitter
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Good news while this paypiggy is a coomer, at least he likes adult women. A first for casino paypigs.
I mean ok, compared to the horrors i've seen this guy is fucking normal. Ok there we go obamaphone guy. NOW STOP GIVING THEM MONEY OR YOU WILL TURN INTO ONE OF THE OTHERS. YOU CAN STILL ESCAPE. THERE IS TIME.
 
I can excuse a lot of these connections in isolation if Medicare Masochist didn't spend at least $23,000 on a paid Vegas trip
That´s why I said the MM shit was warranted.
Medicare is doing well because he never associates with paypigs outside of his streams
It helps that if you met someone out of your protective bubble, your arm might fall off. Also, he married a cam whore GG associate/fan. Also, that most of his audience is pretty young, so it would be criminal to meet them.

Edit: Also, I am relatively old, dude, there is no way to convince me a Steam friend is a meaningful human connection, at least meaningful enough to imply guilt by association. If there are acts, like sharing material or ideas, I all for it; a friend list to play videogames with is far from enough.
 
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DSP and KC are starting a PedoShielder Union to protect themselves against Big A-log. Soon they will start organizing labor strikes.
Will they fall under the umbrella of the AFL-CIO?

Wait, nevermind, the answer is yes. AFL-CIO has all the Hollywood unions after all.
 
It helps that if you met someone out of your protective bubble, your arm might fall off.
He’s been in this game dealing with pay piggies for faaaar longer than he’s had cancer.

Also, he married a cam whore GG associate/fan.
And it worked out well for him. You can break some rules sometimes if you are smart. The exception isn’t the common rule.
 
The old content really was better. I was surprised they found the original stream as well, I thought they were going to have to pull footage from the PPP/Surfer phone stream version but I guess not.
The excuse they kept spouting "oh we're just trying to acquaint the new viewers to chaggot" sounded like supreme cope. It really just felt like PPP was just trying to relive what he thought were the good ol' days.
 
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And it worked out well for him. You can break some rules sometimes if you are smart. The exception isn’t the common rule.
There are no rules to this game. The causation relationship is these people fuck up because they are talentless antissocial retards and talentless antissocial retards tend to flock to low effort streaming careers and, when they get "famous" they get inevitably overdosed with social interactions - just look at Rackets. PPP is a talentless hack, Warski is a talentless hack, Metokur is a talentless hack wasting his life on anime and videogames, Rackets is a talentless hack, Juju and Ralph as well; Jersh is basically the only one that has some weight, meaning in life and his streaming career is only adjacent to it - and sucks a bunch of the time.
Most of these people will almost inevitably fuck up because most of them are fuck ups, not because they didn´t follow some rule.
 
If they turn on Phil, the only thing that is gonna do is hand RTU a win. RTU was adamant them becoming Phil's friend was some gayfabe thing leading up to them ultimately burning Phil.
I mean rtu would be correct but also so would everyone else, its obvious what they were doing. PPP was being sarcastic and just fucking with dsp this whole time. If anyone thought they actually liked phil, then you're just as dense and autistic as phil. Its obvious they are just using phil for content, PPP has said as much multiple times already.
 
There are no rules to this game. The causation relationship is these people fuck up because they are talentless antissocial retards and talentless antissocial retards tend to flock to low effort streaming careers and, when they get "famous" they get inevitably overdosed with social interactions - just look at Rackets. PPP is a talentless hack, Warski is a talentless hack, Metokur is a talentless hack wasting his life on anime and videogames, Rackets is a talentless hack, Juju and Ralph as well; Jersh is basically the only one that has some weight, meaning in life and his streaming career is only adjacent to it - and sucks a bunch of the time.
Most of these people will almost inevitably fuck up because most of them are fuck ups, not because they didn´t follow some rule.
Do you really not know what the phrase "exception to the rule" means?
 
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Do you really not know what the phrase "exception to the rule" means?
What does that have to do with what I said? I rejected the notion of any rules to surviving shitflinging Internet drama streaming. There are differences between people and some can handle fame better - mostly of the Sektur cant - but that has nothing to do with following set rules like "dont meet your fans."
 
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