Hector Martin / Héctor Martín Cantero / @marcan42 / マルカン / @marcan42x / @marcan@treehouse.systems / Asahi Lina / Asahi Linux - Developer of Asahi Linux with a VTuber persona. Made Byuu's death unbelievable. Constantly accuses others of harassment and abuse. Hates Hacker News and Kiwi Farms.

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Cukimoo said:
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I can feel from the look of that journo, the immense inside pressure to contain his emotions and not burst into laughter. Look at the smirk, look at the thousand mile stare. This man is on the brim of launching his sides into orbit.
 
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Cukimoo said:
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I don't even have words.
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Ok but who is who?
I know the one on the very right is a man, just look at them eyes (and eybrows, and nose, and face in general) But who's the guy on the right?
The guy on the left looks like elon musk if he didn't sleep for 3 days straight and only kept himself up with cocaine, mountain dew and weed
 
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InconvenientNecessity said:
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Now imagine what happens when you combine both...
x3firehexx said:
Ok but who is who?
I know the one on the very right is a man, just look at them eyes (and eybrows, and nose, and face in general) But who's the guy on the right?
The guy on the left looks like elon musk if he didn't sleep for 3 days straight and only kept himself up with cocaine, mountain dew and weed
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Left to right, the ars technica interviewer, hector, rosenzweig.
 
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x3firehexx said:
Ok but who is who?
I know the one on the very right is a man, just look at them eyes (and eybrows, and nose, and face in general) But who's the guy on the right?
The guy on the left looks like elon musk if he didn't sleep for 3 days straight and only kept himself up with cocaine, mountain dew and weed
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On the right is Alyssa Rosenzweig, another troon developer who helps out with Asahi Linux. He's not really a lolcow, although he did sperg out once, which funnily riled up a bunch of Mastodon troons.

The guy on the left is just an Ars Technica reporter who invited Hector & Alyssa to chat about the project.
 
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davids877 said:
Apparently he trooned out very early(pre-18 years old) so it may not be available in the usual obvious ways.
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Apart from this being absolutely disgusting, literal child manipulation, no way in hell he did it by himself, it's also funny that even tough he was a trooner pooner for so long, he still doesn't pass. Maybe if he shaves thoes eyebrows down, but no way in hell you are fixing those face proportions. I never really heard his voice, and if i did it was most likely heavily filtered
 
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troonshine said:
So, when is this thread getting moved to the Stinkditch forum?
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When hector troons out and publiclly announces it for real, and he goes to the dick butcher (Altough going to the dick butcher seems to be a optional requirement for the stinkditch forum, for some reason, altough i guess making a forum for troons and those who have actually gone to the butcher won't be all that difficult)
 
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