Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

If the brother's problem really was "OCD is making me fixate on how horrible and wrong it would be to molest a child and even though I feel no desire to do so I can't stop obsessing over how terrible it would be", I could see spending time around kids (especially in a normal public context, such as activities at church) being an attempt at a sort of exposure therapy. "I did something I thought I couldn't do without the worst thing ever happening and the worst thing ever didn't happen" is a pretty standard approach for attempting to retrain the obsessive-compulsive psyche. I can't know if that was the case, I don't know or trust enough of the details we have, but I could see Mal twisting her brother saying something like "I sometimes struggle with these distressing intrusive thoughts but the more I help out with youth group the less space they're occupying in my head" into "he hangs out with children as treatment for his pedophilic disorder!"
Right. In her telling, she says he said he's a pedophile, flat out, but then a sentence later she's talking about how she needs to be so careful and avoid rephrasing what he said because she doesn't remember it. She also imputes him with all these motivations for keeping it from her and identifies his expression as smug. That is all twisted; she can't get it straight in her brain, whether she wants to speak for him or leave the speculation aside. I personally don't think even an unashamed pedophile would use that term, so I can't believe that any of this is being reported accurately.
 
The Websters get married and have their first Thanksgiving in 1937. A daughter marries Sullivan and you get two Thanksgivings. Various tweaks / evolutions in the family traditions. The Websters die in the 1990s, or at least are so old they can no longer host, and their children and grandchildren get the napkin rings and presumably create or evolve their own traditions.
It's such a feminine conceit for a story. Mal is bizarre because she is a very girly girl but can't accept it. Napkin rings - what straight man writes about napkin rings?
 
Lily posted a two-second video from a plane flying over Iceland to her Instagram stories. I want to know if she went jetting off with Joe (again) while leaving Tard Baby home to take care of the baby and dogs (again), but the rest of the throuple have offered no clues.
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Joe's useless take on the United Health CEO assassination if anyone cares:
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Lily posted a two-second video from a plane flying over Iceland to her Instagram stories. I want to know if she went jetting off with Joe (again) while leaving Tard Baby home to take care of the baby and dogs (again), but the rest of the throuple have offered no clues.
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Joe's useless take on the United Health CEO assassination if anyone cares:
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Iceland is the only country you get erupting volcanos in view of an airport. I’d be surprised if they took off for Iceland in the dead of winter with an infant, but they do lots of stupid shit so who knows. Iceland loves arty shit, so maybe UM Art dept is paying for their resident transbian polycule LaLa to represent at a conference.

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LMAO; I think my guess might be correct:https://conferencealerts.co.in/event/2572883

Might be that, might be another, Reykjavík has an entire industry for various conferences because they are nothing but vacations paid for by non-profit and academic expense accounts for the academic set. Know your demo. Lawyer conferences love the Bahamas and Italy. Doctors like Miami (and Italy).
 
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The Goodreads rating for Women's Hotel has settled at around 3.07, which is dire, though obviously not impeding sales too much if it's going into a third printing. None other than Roxane Gay has weighed in with a four-star review that reads as though she dashed it off while waiting for the subway:
I get the feeling that these reviews are undeserved sympathy. The entire media criticism industry has been absolutely gutted by the concept that giving a bad review is "mean" to the poor widdle creators (think of the giant media conglomerates!), but in this case it goes double. "Literary critics" and the kind of people who would read this book are all city dwelling bourgeois liberal women, and giving this one star would be doing a heckin' transphobia.
 
Iceland is the only country you get erupting volcanos in view of an airport. I’d be surprised if they took off for Iceland in the dead of winter with an infant, but they do lots of stupid shit so who knows. Iceland loves arty shit, so maybe UM Art dept is paying for their resident transbian polycule LaLa to represent at a conference.

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LMAO; I think my guess might be correct:https://conferencealerts.co.in/event/2572883

Might be that, might be another, Reykjavík has an entire industry for various conferences because they are nothing but vacations paid for by non-profit and academic expense accounts for the academic set. Know your demo. Lawyer conferences love the Bahamas and Italy. Doctors like Miami (and Italy).

You fly over Iceland & Greenland on a large number of transatlantic flights, though, because polar routing saves a huge amount of time and fuel. There are also airlines there that connect North American and European flights in Iceland because of this exact routing.
 
You fly over Iceland & Greenland on a large number of transatlantic flights, though, because polar routing saves a huge amount of time and fuel. There are also airlines there that connect North American and European flights in Iceland because of this exact routing.
Maybe a connecting flight, but that photo (if it’s hers) has descended to land.

I’m surprised Iceland would be transatlantic hub. I’ve never, ever seen Reykjavík offered as a stopover from the USA to anywhere in Europe. I guess it might make sense if Northern Europe was your end goal. The people I’ve known that have been to Iceland it was always their final and only destination. Never heard of a layover in Reykjavík but maybe I don’t know enough regular transatlantic travelers.
 
I’m surprised Iceland would be transatlantic hub. I’ve never, ever seen Reykjavík offered as a stopover from the USA to anywhere in Europe. I guess it might make sense if Northern Europe was your end goal. The people I’ve known that have been to Iceland it was always their final and only destination. Never heard of a layover in Reykjavík but maybe I don’t know enough regular transatlantic travelers.
I think it depends on where you're flying from. Iceland Air does a lot of business flying out of some weird choices of east coast airports -- Raleigh-Durham, for instance.
 
Lily confirmed out of town: Joe was reduced to—ugh!—spending time with Tard Baby.

He got a little love bombing done too. Caption says:
danny me and baby rocco go to the soft play center for extramural coziness

(also please nb my husband’s jawline, stubble, and sexy dad vibes)
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This cretin can't take a picture to save his life.
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Lily confirmed out of town: Joe was reduced to—ugh!—spending time with Tard Baby.

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They all look so off in color and tone, if I was some yokel local who didn't realize they were Famous Internationally Renowned Trans Polyculeists, I would think they were some unfortunate inbred cult with a genetic syndrome of some sort. "Lucky thing the kid seems to be alright in spite of it- modern medicine really is something else!"
 
danny me and baby rocco go to the soft play center

Nice to see young Bobby Joe indulges Tard Baby’s need for gentle yet challenging play.

EDIT: I just noticed what she's wearing :story:

Severus Snape is grooming a wiztard.

Onto happier thoughts. She might have been exiled to East Lansing, but Mal has achieved an accolade from her once (and future?) home

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Here’s the New Yorker’s praise

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This is the book she wants to get, which indicates an unusual outbreak of good taste,

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Imagine the throuple’s fate if a medieval crowd spotted them.
 
They look like all their outfits came from the discard pile at the Goodwill.

Mal's arms and hands in that photo are anything but masculine. That squat photo is so weird, she's so clearly a woman. And I don't think she looks like she's quite as into the kid as she once was. I figured it'd be Lily who split the threesome, but I've changed my mind, I think Mal will try to go be "dad" with some lesbian.
 
They look like all their outfits came from the discard pile at the Goodwill.

Mal's arms and hands in that photo are anything but masculine. That squat photo is so weird, she's so clearly a woman. And I don't think she looks like she's quite as into the kid as she once was. I figured it'd be Lily who split the threesome, but I've changed my mind, I think Mal will try to go be "dad" with some lesbian.
Mallory looks more uncomfortable than usual in these pics. I wonder if she will make a break for it. I think she wants to be a mom. If she can look for her to try and get pregnant. I don’t think she’s had a hysterectomy because that usually puts people right into menopause. Her skin and weight look normal so I doubt she had one.

I’ve lived in a country other than the US and I gotta say, I wouldn’t be making pro assassination posts there. I guess Joe has an anchor baby now and is unlikely to lose his status or be deported but it just strikes me as not smart.
 
It’s cute to see them have an embarrassing-clothes-off. (Though Joe is still undefeated in that department.)

Also tis odd that Women's Hotel never got any official New Yorker attention until now, and that’s despite Helen Rosner being prominently quoted on the cover. Then again the New Yorker has long ago given up on short stories and literary criticism despite employing the best living literary critic in the form of James Wood.

ᴬ ᵖʳᶦᵛᵃᵗᵉ ᵍʳᵘᵐᵇˡᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ʳᵉᶜᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵘⁿˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉᵈ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵀʰᵉ ᴺᵉʷ ʸᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵀʰᵉ ᴾᵃʳᶦˢ ᴿᵉᵛᶦᵉʷ, ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᴵ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵏᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰᵃᵇᶦᵗ, ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒʷⁿʰᶦˡˡ ˢᶦⁿᶜᵉ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ²⁰¹⁶ ⁽ᵒʳ ʷʰᵉⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᴸᵒʳᶦⁿ ˢᵗᵉᶦⁿ ˡᵉᶠᵗ⁾ ⁼⁽.
 
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Ecstatic to have found his name in tiny text on a piece of wall snark, "The Battle Map of the Culture Wars," Joe is even happier to find Andrew Doyle on the map and babbles about how he lusted after Doyle to no effect. No bitterness intended, of course, but Doyle is a tosspot.
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Hey! Are you a tasteless cretin with too much money and a creepy alcoholic uncle who thinks you can’t say anything any more? Well, listen up, because that one anti-Semitic website has created a worthless Christmas gift with you in mind.

For a mere $99.99 (tax included), you could be the family member who brings to the table an effective wrap for leftover turkey scraps and other not-quite-bin-ready dejecta: this hilarious, controversial, and beautiful MAP OF THE CULTURE WARS, wittily designed in the style of an eighteenth-century neoclassical urban map, with our contemporary Discourse visualized as a shining city on a hill, and our online irritants as passionate, if ghettoized, demagogues.

And what a roster! Check out the district of “feminists” with seemingly no feminists in it; the “social justice warriors” barracks (apparently Caesar’s legion); and—what’s this?—just across the river from the serial rapist, opportunistic Christian convert, deeply annoying opinionater, and huge disappointment, Russell Brand?

Could it be—but surely not!—your humble correspondent, cited among a coterie of “trans rights activists,” notwithstanding my generally critical take on rights-claims as a basis for trans liberation?

No-but-seriously-folks-I’m-honored to be included in the most pretentious, joyless, and wrongheaded attempt to dignify fashy mobs with high-minded designations.

Vide also the “comedian” Andrew Doyle of GB News who, some older readers may recall, taught me Shakespeare when he was a grad student and I a horny undergrad desperately trying to flirt with him.

Sadly he has now mutated from elegant twink to stomach-clutching RevCom tosspot, and I am afraid that my interest (fickle, fickle lust!) has dwindled in the intervening two decades.

Anyway. All the joy of the season to everyone willing to take up arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them.
"All the joy of the season to everyone willing to take up arms against a sea of troubles and, by opposing, end them," concludes Joe, who sits in his mistress's house dreaming up new ways of giving people food poisoning because he is unemployable.
 
Could it be—but surely not!—your humble correspondent, cited among a coterie of “trans rights activists,” notwithstanding my generally critical take on rights-claims as a basis for trans liberation?
How dare they call him a TRA when he has never demanded "rights" for troons per se! This is a corollary to his nonsensical "there's no such thing as sex-based rights" shtick, even though he's admitted in the same breath that women need access to abortion rights.

What does he even think he's doing here? :story: It reminds me of his "I never said I was a woman" bullshit.
 
He's on a tear with this shit:
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Today in the UK, the Labour government extended indefinitely the NHS’s ban on puberty blockers for teenagers who want to transition. A lot of us have been talking for a while about the dangers of ontologizing transition along the lines of the gay “coming out” narrative that was the centerpiece of so much gay liberalism in the last century. Here the UK health secretary, the baleful Wes Streeting, maliciously applies that narrative to trans people in order to equate “being trans” with “being gay.” But “being trans” is not a thing: transition is a thing—what I’ve tended to call “a socially-situated practice of self-becoming”—and you are preventing people from doing it. (I also don’t think “being gay” is a thing: I think fucking, communing, and desiring are all also socially-situated practices of self-becoming.) Even worse than the state repression of transition—the logic of which is already implied by its state medicalization and regulation—is Streeting’s loathsome scripting of dissent: the “one day you will be able to be who you are” bullshit. No. You, Streeting, are preventing people from making decisions about their own bodies, on the basis of your speculative beliefs about the kind of sex they should be having. It is truly grotesque.

To Stock, Rowling, Cass, and all the other ghouls applauding this decision, I would say only this: you are extending state control over the bodies of teenagers, and expecting them to thank you. They will not.

For anyone interested in the liberation of sex, gender, embodiment, and desire, the moment is more complex. This is what reliance on state liberalism has gotten us. The most morbid advice I have for anyone at the moment would be “don’t come out; just transition. Nobody deserves to know you, and when you let them, you give them power over you which they are likely to abuse.” At the very least, we need to reactivate our love of transition for its own sake, not as compensation or necessity, but as creation, play, self-fashioning, strength, libido, vitality. Fuck the melancholy of the state, fuck Wes Streeting, and fuck the Labour Party in perpetuity. We have each other. That’s it. 💛💛💛💛💛

Joe: Doesn't think "'being gay' is a thing"
Also Joe: Obsessively posts masturbatory captions about how his gf is gay, lesbian, a dyke.

So, according to Joe, a nationalized healthcare system (the NHS) declining to provide free titty skittles to kids is "extending state control over the bodies of teenagers." What about a munchie who wants a new medically-unnecessary toy for her nonexistent POTS? Is it "state control" for the NHS to decline to pay for this? How about an expensive new chemo drug with zero evidence that it does anything? The NHS sometimes funds cosmetic breast reconstruction for cancer patients and yet fascistly exerts control over members of the itty-bitty titty committee who do not have cancer. By Joe's logic, is there any treatment that the NHS may decline to provide?
 
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