UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot outside Hilton hotel in Midtown in targeted attack: cops - Just Part and Parcel of visiting a Big City

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It’ll be funny how everyone’s tone will change if the assassin is revealed to be a left-wing politisperg with the according views on “trans healthcare”.

That's on them, he can be an autistic furry nazi pedophile for all I care and he's still a hero.
Love the art, hate the artist.
 
Peak lulz if we get a Spartacus situation and dozens of people write and submit manifestos about why the leech needed shot. It would really fuck with the police resources.
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I just realized something. In GTA V, you're able to do assassination type missions where your targets are CEOs, rich people associated with companies where after their death, the stock market is influenced.

This guy rolls up with a bike, CEO comes out, guy shoots him with a silenced pistol, leaves the scene of the crime, stocks for CEO's company IMMEDIATELY increase after his death.

This is literally a GTA mission.
 
I just realized something. In GTA V, you're able to do assassination type missions where your targets are CEOs, rich people associated with companies where after their death, the stock market is influenced.

This guy rolls up with a bike, CEO comes out, guy shoots him with a silenced pistol, leaves the scene of the crime, stocks for CEO's company IMMEDIATELY increase after his death.

This is literally a GTA mission.

Yeah pretty much:
5. Anyone who owns large amounts of stock in competitors or has shorted United Healthcare or otherwise has an economic interest in this kind of thing happening.

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6. Anyone with a financial interest in making sure that whatever merger they were meeting to discuss wouldn't happen or would be delayed/impacted: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/united...-targeted-attack-sources.206228/post-20001069

But I am very doubtful that this is the case - unless they really went deep and tried to have a cover story with the bullet inscription of "Deny, Defend, Depose" which could've not only backfired spectacularly and caused the stock to crater but could also lead to copycat actions happening.

Do keep in mind that since this happened UnitedHealthcare has removed the "leadership" page on their website (which is where all the CEOs/C-suite faggots are usually listed out with profile pictures)
 
Sounds like a open and shut case. All they have to do is narrow their search down to the small handful of suspects that lost a loved one from insurance fuckery.

Should have our man any moment.
He should turn himself in and when he does he should be guide with a victory parade to the local precinct.
This will be in the news cycle for the next couple of weeks with all the out-of-touch news media painting it as a terrible, grotesques act while literally everyone else rolls their eyes.
I'm betting it will be a beautiful trial.

"I'm telling you and I mean it, not everybody's awful.
You're awful, Brian.

In some alternate reality before Brian Thompson is shot.
 
The NYPD official tweeter account also tweeted them, so they're confirmed: https://x.com/NYPDnews/status/1864706407985221974

I did at an initial glance and it looked like someone used one of those AI smile programs on them lol, didn't think they were real.

Twitters best detectives are on it and denying it is the same person because he's not wearing the same jacket or backpack.
 
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He should turn himself in and when he does he should be guide with a victory parade to the local precinct.
This will be in the news cycle for the next couple of weeks with all the out-of-touch news media painting it as a terrible, grotesques act while literally everyone else rolls their eyes.
I'm betting it will be a beautiful trial.
Remember, all it takes is one decent person on the jury and he can never be convicted.
 

okay, how is that the same person? unless it's from a different day because neither the jacket nor the backpack are the same unless they brought a backpack for their backpack with them to the hit.
but even the posture and height in relations to objects seems off to my amateur eye.
while the pictures were (likely) taken during a different day the actions of the person result in a profile that is not continuous. assuming that they left behind all the evidence that was previously discussed, they bothered wearing a slightly different jacket and slightly different backpack for their hit without any difference in their functionality outside of their look.

as said, the NYPD and glowies know what they are doing and will have their reasons for releasing those pictures but they could've clarified on the obvious differences that are now resulting in confusion and are hindering the investigation.
 
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I pay $0 for checkups because I have insurance, though the actual insurance costs a few dollars per paycheck. Then again I'm not taxed for it. The answer varies wildly.
I got charged about 50 Aussie dollars for a check up and clean with private healthcare. The insurance is just some crap that's minimally compliant with the definition of health insurance for the purposes of reducing tax. If you earn too much in Australia you get hit with the Medicare levy which makes you pay more for exactly the same shit.
 
okay, how is that the same person? unless it's from a different day because neither the jacket nor the backpack are the same unless they brought a backpack for their backpack with them to the hit.
but even the posture and height in relations to objects seems off to my amateur eye.
If the NYPD put it on their official tweeter account then I'm pretty sure they are 99.9% certain its the same guy. It could be from before/after the shooting or on a different day entirely.
 
Oh yeah I'm not sure how many people know this but the playbook for insurance companies lately has been acquiring pharmacies (or was it the other way around? Either way it's evil) so that they can take over EVERY aspect of your healthcare and charge you whatever they want, from cradle to the grave.

Health insurance companies are evil and though this won't change anything it was a good deed.
 
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