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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Also, she just showed off some trail mix she's been snacking on. Very calorie dense. Not to dredge up the earlier discussion, but I'd put money on her being a recovered/recovering anorexic.
Around the time the other fish were cleaning up the RV, Binx specifically told the camera she's only picking out the dried cranberries. I remember her saying something along the lines of "I don't want to eat any nuts.. and the other stuff has yogurt on it"

Sorry for being autistic about Binx's diet but she is constantly mentioning/bragging how little she eats and how hungry she is
 
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Alex posted this in his Discord channel, I hope that muffin is for him and not the fucking monkey
 
I said hundreds of pages ago that I found Jeff to be a very pitiful entity. His presence in the house lowered everyone else in it, he muted the inner-light of those around him with his fentanyl-carnie energy. This was my genuine read of the man, not an over-the-top insult. I stand vindicated. He is beneath contempt; much like bossmanjack he is the remnant of a human personality clinging to an animal driven only by craving and impulse.

Nobody should be surprised. Jeff was always an open book. Back in the house, Jeff would beg the wiggers to take the booze away from him so he couldn't drink it before inevitably saying "actually I like that brand, leave it." It was a miserable cycle of addiction that played out for most of the later half of Jeff's stay in the house. And to think that when he entered he, of his own accord, cleaned up after the icky pukers challenge. Shame on the wiggers, but Jeff is ultimately responsible for his own actions.

I wish Jeff the best but, unfortunately, he's probably fucked. He needs sobriety but cannot maintain it himself. Now he's just another transient bum in the milieu of human backwash that form Las Vegas's skidrow. Good luck Jeff and may God have mercy on you.
 
Jobe and Frank tormenting Jeff in one of the bedrooms is easily one of the highlights of S3. I think Jeff was great on the show.
 
Jobe and Frank tormenting Jeff in one of the bedrooms is easily one of the highlights of S3. I think Jeff was great on the show.
The finale of Frank's torment with Jeff chucking an entire toaster and realizing he just broke his improvised cig lighter broke my sides, anyone that hated Jeff's house antics just hates funny bum antics in general.
 
TOTAL JEFF DEATH
WHAT A MOTHERFUCKER
And he wouldn't cop to it so now Luke lost everything in his wallet
What a fucking massive pain in the ass for Luke

I thought last night at the bar Luke was just a dumbass for forgetting his wallet
TURNS OUT IT WAS FUCKING JEFF
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Thank you very much for putting this here.
TOTAL JEFF DEATH
WHAT A MOTHERFUCKER
And he wouldn't cop to it so now Luke lost everything in his wallet
What a fucking massive pain in the ass for Luke

I thought last night at the bar Luke was just a dumbass for forgetting his wallet
TURNS OUT IT WAS FUCKING JEFF
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It adds needed context to Luke confidently saying he left his stuff in the RV and still not having it at the bar last night. Never trust an addict.
 
This is fucking bullshit, dude. Jeff's dealer gave him the elimination heroin, how is that his fault?
Imagine being so desperate for money you are willing to be totally humiliated and slandered and accused of being a junkie and a thief all for a measly few thousand dollars. It was bad enough seeing him come back for more, time and time again, when Frank was tormenting him in the house. Did he really think they would invite him back on the show and not fuck with him?
 
I got a free TTS token with a code posted in a fishtank discord I'm in. Every single TTS I tried no matter how mundane was rejected and refunded. Is it because the name I made was SamGayGuyHyde or do they just reject basically everything? Never tried to send a TTS before.

Edit: Also Jeff is a fucking retard. People were starting to actually like him and he probably could've made some money live streaming if he didn't reveal himself to be a thieving drug addict.
 
Thank you very much for putting this here.

It adds needed context to Luke confidently saying he left his stuff in the RV and still not having it at the bar last night. Never trust an addict.
A homeless dope fiend junkie did what homeless dope fiend junkies do? I am shocked!
 
I wonder what happens to Jeff now if they're literally just going to like leave him there on the street.
I guess he lives in Vegas now
hope he saved some of that stolen money for a bus fare lmao
 
I wonder what happens to Jeff now if they're literally just going to like leave him there on the street.
I guess he lives in Vegas now
hope he saved some of that stolen money for a bus fare lmao
With how much they gas light the fans, I'm assuming he's just going back home cause they don't want him around for he finale, and they are just making up him stealing for drugs as a bit.
 
Jeff was and always will be a scum bag. He was redeeming himself in the eyes of it being a show, but that's it. He's a useless individual who admitted to dealing fent to people, destroying God knows how many lives in the process and acted like it wasn't a big deal.
 
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