DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Japs_eye]

Uh oh. Phil's boyfriends are making fun of him and his Treyarch rage on KC.

(If anyone is watching the KC vod, start at around 5:20:00)

Edit: I was only pretending to be retarded!
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Edit 2: Paypig scorned
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These chats will make your blood boil. He's just the ultimate spineless worm, zero backbone. This was when they were watching him post-cod rage quit where he was straight up demanding money and waiting.

What's 'lol' about this Dave? How your trick worked on these gullible retards?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

These chats will make your blood boil. He's just the ultimate spineless worm, zero backbone. This was when they were watching him post-cod rage quit where he was straight up demanding money and waiting.
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What's 'lol' about this Dave? How your trick worked on these gullible retards?

I just noticed that it looks like KC removed him as a mod. He was probably banning their paypigs that were making fun of him.

 

[Coke Zero]

That was amazing. Robot lady often seemed stuck in a loop because she went on so long.

Its funny too how it's a smaller purchase amount (still more than anyone should be paying for these games though) so you can imagine him being like it's just going to be 15 bucks and then I'm done, but he doesn't get a good pull so he buys another and then another and eventually he's spent hundreds of dollars when he probably did want to limit himself initially, he just has no self control and is too addicted. It would actually be sad to see this type of spending if it was anyone other than phil.

 

[Balr0g]

Well at the very least the KC chat can now shit on him all night long. Maybe he secretly loves being razzed

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

The only mysteries that remain, is his freak of nature luck that keeps him from reaping what he sows. It's fucking odd. I've seen great people, well loved, stumble over silly choices and their life ruins somewhat miraculously as a result. This regard goes on stream everyday, lets it run a slideshow while he beats his salami and plays WWE Champions, blowing the money he begged for the previous day, he starts it up exactly an hour after, which is just insulting and retarded on its face. Then he spends an hour plus going between ranting about nothing, blowing the simplest of tasks into herculean efforts when anyone over 15 can see he's fucking full of shit. It reminds me of talking to a lying teenager.

You talk about this preternatural luck as if he has anything else to lose. Nobody loves him nor would actually come to support him if he needed succour, any job opportunities are obviously not possible given how competitive a job that would be able to pay as much as streaming would be for Phil.
He’s gone bankrupt and still doesn’t get the message, he is too far gone to ever turn the ship around. If being shut up in a condo with your delusions and a spate of virulent addictions, with no actual friends, family, but people on the internet that spit on the money they give you is a sign of success or this adventitious luck factor, I’d never want to be lucky in my life. This luck is misfortune, he’s the internet beggar and the whales just keep the show running until they get bored. If DSP wasn’t like this then the Whales wouldn’t have donated in the first place, but they know he’s a desperate, insecure, evil idiot that can be abused even further.

We, the individuals determine whether someone is suffering or not, not the person in question. Phil has created a world where he must delude himself, otherwise he would despair and be pushed to the extremes. Can’t be lucky if you’re too crazy to spend your fortune properly.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

does anyone still have the audio of the bank leaks or is it a no no to post it here now

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Doody clipped the KC razzing last night. Doody does do commentary over it.

https://youtu.be/eGQyJQTlj8M?si=VK_QB4WZJ-wngqes

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Doody clipped the KC razzing last night. Doody does do commentary over it.

https://youtu.be/eGQyJQTlj8M?si=VK_QB4WZJ-wngqes

Is it just me, or does Doody sound like Derich?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I just noticed that it looks like KC removed him as a mod. He was probably banning their paypigs that were making fun of him.

Nah, as funny as that would be they demodded everyone after the Vegas trip Discord leak drama.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Nah, as funny as that would be they demodded everyone after the Vegas trip Discord leak drama.

But he was banning people last night.

edit: or was that on his own channel? disregard if i'm retarded

 

[Elbe]

I tried to upload the KC clip but it's over 1GB and the site puked.

They went after Phil for an hour, while watching a detractor video.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I tried to upload the KC clip but it's over 1GB and the site puked.

They went after Phil for an hour, while watching a detractor video.

Typical best friend behaviour, kiwifarmers once again left punching air

 

[dent_whisperer]

Typical best friend behaviour, kiwifarmers once again left punching air

At this point we should all just start punching ourselves. If we accumulate enough concussions maybe we can finally understand just how great Phil is.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Isn't there some argument that autistic people are basically immune to marketing?

I don’t know. Phil and Chris Chan are nothing but marketing in their heads

 

[neger psykolog]

I don’t know. Phil and Chris Chan are nothing but marketing in their heads

I guess autists are either immune to marketing or their whole lives are consoomer shit (sanic, pokemon, funkopops). There's just 2 extremes.

 

[MAWBD2]

Doody clipped the KC razzing last night. Doody does do commentary over it.

https://youtu.be/eGQyJQTlj8M?si=VK_QB4WZJ-wngqes

The KC fatass wasn't just lightly razzing him. Phail was nuked from orbit. Boggles the mind how he is still sucking up to the KC fatass and methdrone after being roasted this way.

 

[FormerPro]

Phil's cold open monologue : "I spent my day off testing some new technology and I finally feel like I have joined the modern day in terms of streaming"

Cue him muttering to himself over the intro because he's not muted his mic followed by 5 minutes of him fiddling around with his webcam settings because he can't figure out how to stop it automatically tracking him. You couldn't write a more hapless character.

 

[neger psykolog]

does anyone still have the audio of the bank leaks or is it a no no to post it here now

check the page before this one, its linked there

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

check the page before this one, its linked there

wtf how did i miss that? i did nothing wrong, i did everything correct!
thank you, sir!

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

So, besides calling Khet fat and Phil's paypigs dents, did PPP miss any detractor talking points?

He just made a TBS episode while Phil was watching in the chat. This isn’t "equal opportunity razzing" because Phil is so spineless that he can't clap back, even in a humorously sarcastic way. This dude just sits in the chat, asking them to react to him baby-raging in SF6 too, and guilt-tripping his dents to give him money.