Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

I wonder what happen to Dave this time?
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I wonder what happen to Dave this time?
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Betting a nickel that he caused a scene and they threatened to call the cops. The notion that some pool hall manager/owner is somehow running background checks on their customers throughout the night to see if anyone has active warrants so that they can call the cops to bust them like commie secret police is ridiculous. It's pure narc delusion. It honestly was probably something as simple as them putting up a thin blue line flag, him complaining about it, and them telling him to fuck off.

What would be the logistics of such an operation? They require a copy of ID for everyone who rents time at a table, then consult the schedule they have for the local pd so they can call someone who's on shift to run a background check? That doesn't even make sense.
 
Billiards is the most normal, working class establishment in the fucking world. What the hell is this guy on about?

Columbia is the safe little wonderland for college students that it is because of it's diligent police force. Trying not to :politisperg: or 🎩.

They probably pissed him off somehow. Most likely by calling him sir or some shit.

Old Davy doesn't need much of a touch to set him off, he's already paranoid as hell and I'm sure the meth isn't helping him deal with other people. He's already half way to being a shut in. If it wasn't for his constant e-begging he'd hardly talk to anyone.
 
I wonder what happen to Dave this time?

Betting a nickel that he caused a scene and they threatened to call the cops.

Or there were cops playing and chilling after a shift and la principessa naturally assumed they were there as part of the Evil Dr Joe / Gauleiter Andy persecution.

Columbia is the safe little wonderland for college students that it is because of it's diligent police force.

Only because you dare not see the deep corruption under the placid surface. Each cop is a fascist goon controlled by Evil Dr Joe. Sheesh, it’s like you haven’t been convinced by all of Dave’s evidence. Or seen Blue Velvet.

If it wasn't for his constant e-begging he'd hardly talk to anyone.

Unless you were an attractive woman in her twenties. Then he’s waving poor FuzzFace around to lure them into a creepy conversation. Sadly they are too young to be impressed by his Fiona Apple stories, so the conversation fizzles quickly and they escape before he has time for his trans trials and tribulations, let alone unveiling his pussy4pussy master plan.
 
Hey now. Dave is a badass Social Justice Outlaw Babe who knows the only real criminals are cops. Got a warrant out on you? Then Dave's your valiant protector, having earned his bones by valiantly terrorizing and stealing from his elderly parents.

The slow-mo digital docket is more disabled than Dave.
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I'd like to add my thanks to the court watchers who who paused their lives to see justice done.
 
The speed of the digital docket is widely variable depending on what county and even what court room you're in. Some divisions will have your new date on there before you even leave the building. A lot of that shit is directly entered by the judge/his immediate staff. I'm pretty sure most of the divisions in Platte County save everything up and only enter shit once a week :/
 
I like how these revolutionary communists had to have a traditional (sort of) cis hetero patriarchal religious ceremony with both of them performing in stereotypical gendered costumes to show their love and committment to each other.
I like how they are apparently so detestable that they couldn't find anyone better than La Principessa to oversee the ceremony - Dave is apparently one of their buddies from back in his militant atheist days. How low in your friends list do you have to go before you land on Dave? The list of people I would rather have officiate my wedding than Dave includes James Corden, Kim Jong Un and CWC.
 
Dave says the bride has for years given him so much great advice.

The idea that Dave hears great advice when it's given to him has given me a brain freeze. But one question does manage to pop out of the ice cube tray: How has she not noticed the way her great advice plays out?
 
How has she not noticed the way her great advice plays out?

Dear Danielle

I’m so honoured and pleased you turned to me for advice. I really want to support one of my best friends who’s been there for me, will be there for me at my wedding, and now is living her best life.

1. Definitely reveal all the abuse your narcissistic family has inflicted on you. Your idea of confronting them in public with your guitar and voice of truth is great! The more you do it, the more shame they will feel and they will be forced to give you the emotional and financial support you need and deserve. They might even respect you for it!

2. You need food, right? And your dad has a tab at the country club? You’re his daughter and are entitled to his support. All his money comes from exploiting cancer patients and the Amerikkkan system of no health care, so you’re doubly entitled to it - it’s reparations, baby. It’s totally legal. You absolutely have every right to eat at the club at his expense, so do it!

3. I’m just heartbroken to hear how lonely you are. You are a very special woman and deserve love. You’re also a victim of intersectionality: abuse survivor, disabled, trans and a lesbian. Normie bourgeois bigots have so many reasons to hate and fear you. They must see and respect you and your individuality. The burden should not fall on you, but in late capitalism it’s always the vulnerable and exploited who must fight back. Now that you have the adorable replacement for Hermoine as your emotional support animal (hi Fuzzy ❤️ ) you can shift the burden to her. Let young women stroke your pussy, and you can open the conversation with why you have Fuzzy, how she helps you, and so on. You can then turn the conversation to more about you. Any normal woman would want to hear more, and support you. I sure do!

love

your favourite bride-to-be
 
Unless you were an attractive woman in her twenties. Then he’s waving poor FuzzFace around to lure them into a creepy conversation. Sadly they are too young to be impressed by his Fiona Apple stories, so the conversation fizzles quickly and they escape before he has time for his trans trials and tribulations, let alone unveiling his pussy4pussy master plan.
I once saw David at the archway leading to the Columns, these six large pillars in the quad of the University, with a red guitar slung across his back and his cat in his arms.

A college aged woman holding hands with her boyfriend saw him, and loudly exclaimed to her poor sod of a boyfriend, "Do you wanna go say hi to Dave? Yeah, you do!" The woman dragged her boyfriend over to David. The boyfriend didn't appear to want to be there, hanging his head and kicking his feet as his girlfriend talks to David and pets his cat. They seemed familiar with one another.

It was extremely strange to me that he didn't cause a ruckus about being deadnamed. Dave apparently doesn't stick to his trans thing in public, especially around young college girls he wants to impress. If he's talking to a pretty girl, sure, he'll be a boy for the next 10 minutes while she pets his cat. Maybe he even has enough common sense to have some shame about it, but I'm probably being optimistic.
 
Dave apparently doesn't stick to his trans thing in public, especially around young college girls he wants to impress. If he's talking to a pretty girl, sure, he'll be a boy for the next 10 minutes while she pets his cat.
Figures. He'd gladly give all of his "activism" up if a hot, rich, conservative woman showed interest in him.
 
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