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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
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Guys I'm pretty sure this is Luke's dad with his second wife (Denise Smith):

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"Chiropractor James Valentine made a mission trip to Haiti with his wife’s charity Myles of Hope. Baptist Medical was also a part of the medical mission"

https://valentinechirocenter.org/meet-the-doctor/

Luke has mentioned that his parents were both chiropractors in Florida, plus Luke has a sister called Krista:

https://www.spokeo.com/James-Valentine/Florida/Weston/p2017110702303120424179210759109

https://www.facebook.com/Veronicach...ista-valentine-luke-valenti/1024335411287554/

(this is Luke with his divorced mum, Veronica McMahon Valentine, and sister Krista:

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Big Brother 101 said:
Guys I'm pretty sure this is Luke's dad with his second wife (Denise Smith):
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so he really does have the n word pass

alex stein is back, telling burt that he lost all the prize money after a "vietnamese ladyboy" in vegas spiked his drink
so he's giving burt (a recovering gambling addict) $1100 and telling him to go win it back
sam can't stop laughing, he's spit his drink out like 3 times

alex: "autistic people are great at gambling. haven't you ever seen rain man? dustin hoffman?"
burt: "is he a hot black guy?"
 
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Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
I would 100% go to this if I lived nearby. I wouldn't even care that it's on a weekday.
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Sure, plenty of people go out on Thursday I think, especially if the event is early, cheap, whatever. Maybe its because the city Im from has live shows at venues pretty much every night. Over Summer they had free shows on Thursday from 8-10 from local bands at a city park, you can show up an hour before, and a kid version on Friday from like 7-9. Its local shit so there werent lines or a huge thing and I imagine this is similar, I imagine what it is is doors at 7-730, they start at 8 because whos really showing up, and maybe they go for like what 30-45 minutes or an hour?

Im kind of shocked they actually got a venue and are going through with this in particular, it seems more insane than the RV thing itself. Maybe its a Sam Hyde comedy show and planned all along?
 
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Alex Stein returns to tell them all that a hooker robbed him of the prize money after getting roofied by her. He needs Burt to win back the $50,000 by gambling away Stein's last $1100. Burt says he will agree to do it despite his gambling addiction.

Stein has been taking Zyklon B supplements, which is why his tongue is blue. Sam repeatedly spits up his RedBull in laughter.
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
Idk man its not over till Alex's wife sings. I was pretty negative for a while but this entire road trip arc has been not a complete loss. Final few days are upon us, lets see if they can salvage this shitshow and give us a satisfying end.

Is there anything they could do for the ending that you would actually consider
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Well, like you said, the entire road trip arc has not been a loss. Meaning there have been some funny and entertaining bits. I just think the concept of a hell house that must be endured to win 50k is kind of over at this point. Im not sure there is going to be a way to restore that feeling at this late stage. I guess the best we can hope for is something that most of us find engaging to watch. It doesnt seem like production cares anymore though. Despite having a season pass, I still preferred to watch on YouTube, and that audience has lost probably two thirds of its audience.

But if they can pull off this ball brother shit, I think that would be a funny enough way to end it lol.
 
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Alex Stein returns to tell them all that a hooker robbed him of the prize money after getting roofied by her. He needs Burt to win back the $50,000 by gambling away Stein's last $1100. Burt says he will agree to do it despite his gambling addiction.

Stein has been taking Zyklon B supplements, which is why his tongue is blue. Sam repeatedly spits up his RedBull in laughter.
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Alex: You're kind of like Rainman, you need to watch that.
Burt: Why, is he a hot black guy?
 
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burt just agreed to prostitute himself to save the show
this directly after getting screamed at by alex for ruining the resale value of the RV by covering it in "west african shit"
alex took the cam to the bathroom and showed burt's shitstains in the toilet
they weren't as bad as i'd imagined
burt confirmed that he takes stool softeners (miralax)

burt thinks ben is attractive, and that his story about how ben and "a childhood bro used to burt each other off" was very erotic. he hasn't hit on ben because he thinks ben and sam are fucking
 
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