DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

this is such a cope prestream lmao "the world doesn't hate me anymore" just constant self reassurance

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Does anyone have the full 'Hello Jew' video?

Thanks @NomineNemo

 

[Free Jasper]

I’ve seen enough to convince me he doesn’t actually believe the internet magically likes him now.

He knows admitting nothing has changed from where he was 6 months ago would be a W for the trolls. It’s the Derich scenario again.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Of course, it's the same same with the streak.

"Why would I lie about getting last minute tips?"
Because you quite literally admitted you'd rather keep a pedophile despite knowing all about him just because that would mean the detractors were right about something, you dumb motherfucker. Indeed, I don't see why the guy with a history of lying for more than a decade would ever tell a lie that otherwise means the trolls were right. I truly can't see why would he lie.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Because you quite literally admitted you'd rather keep a pedophile despite knowing all about him just because that would mean the detractors were right about something, you dumb motherfucker.

After the shit with Derich he will do literally whatever it takes to prevent the detractors from getting a "win". He went full mask off and said pretty recently that its all about winning and losing, and hitting the goal is a win for him and a loss for the trolls. He sees everything in his life as a battle against the evil criminal detractors.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I’ve seen enough to convince me he doesn’t actually believe the internet magically likes him now.

He knows admitting nothing has changed from where he was 6 months ago would be a W for the trolls. It’s the Derich scenario again.

When he first started this "everybody likes me now arc" the fore front of it was interviews and interacting with other streamers regularly for the first time in years, what ever happened to that? Oh right, he got shit on by other streamers during the interview and nobody was accepting them anymore. He absolutely knows people still don't like him, and he either doesn't want to admit it to "win" or maybe thinks that pretending like they do will make him more money.

 

[Free Jasper]

When he first started this "everybody likes me now arc" the fore front of it was interviews and interacting with other streamers regularly for the first time in years, what ever happened to that? Oh right, he got shit on by other streamers during the interview and nobody was accepting them anymore. He absolutely knows people still don't like him, and he either doesn't want to admit it to "win" or maybe thinks that pretending like they do will make him more money.

He was contacting people like Markiplier and Maximilian for collabs, thinking he was on that level…
…then he got shit on by some nobody called Toledo on his own channel. It must have been quite the shock about his true worth.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

A lot of what he says and does is just to kill time because he hates games and he hates playing games. He gets manic/smug when he wins in SF6, but mania/smugness are not real happiness; and he loathes losing. Someone several pages back was asking why he fucks with the RGB lights so much, it's because it's not vidya, nothing more to it really. That's how I see it anyway.

When he first started this "everybody likes me now arc" the fore front

His own wife won't sit next to him for 2 hours to play a game, watch his streams, play co-op with him from another room on the headset, or even let him open the office door because she cannot even tolerate the sound of his voice. I know Kat can barely fog a mirror but she's still a person, dammit! His hyperbolic use of the words "everybody" and "nobody" is extra dented.

He was contacting people like Markiplier and Maximilian for collabs, thinking he was on that level…

I know LTG is a dent, but he told DSP, "stay in your miserable slumber, NPC." Now that was Felt-poetry.

sorry for the double post

He sees everything in his life as a battle against the evil criminal detractors

He loves detractors for giving him attention, but he hates them for not giving him the right kind of attention. A very demented man.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

A lot of what he says and does is just to kill time because he hates games and he hates playing games.

I truly believe Phail's training the dents to pay him for just sitting there.

 

[NomineNemo]

Does anyone have the full 'Hello Jew' video?

Here is the raw:

I spent entirely too long looking through his normal playthrough on his channel (send me soma for catharsis), where he does use the Himmler voice in the same area leading me to think it was on that playlist on his channel before I remembered it was the demo where he did that 'joke'.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He sees everything in his life as a battle against the evil criminal detractors.

Because Phil thinks that anyone that gives him a bit of resistance is a criminal and takes him "out of context." Him being the last Nazi in space? He was impersonating Howard Stern, dood! Because Howard used to do Nazi jokes all the time, which makes it okay for everyone to do it, not realizing the deeper meaning that humor is used as a coping mechanism for processing trauma. Adam and Craig pushing back against his bullshit on Sidescrollers and Craig telling Phil right to his face on how we all FEEL about the piece of shit....again, Craig is now a detractor because all he saw was detractor content. Hell, might as well throw Adam into that mix, as we all saw Adam become a detractor in REAL time.

There's COUNTLESS examples of him not realizing that HE is the issue, however...what makes LOLCOW's so great is that they FAIL to look in the mirror and realize "Wait, I'm the issue." However, that takes self reflection and we know Phil is the master of projecting.

Phil could survive a heart attack and he would blame bad genetics for him having one. That shitty diet and lack of exercise? No! It's his parents fault that he had one.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Check out around 3:10 to 5:50. Just a solid string of WWEC Pulls.

Even better, clicking randomly along the timeline to hear either iTunes or PayPal almost every time was kinda funny

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Phil could survive a heart attack and he would blame bad genetics for him having one. That shitty diet and lack of exercise? No! It's his parents fault that he had one.

That's really funny cause he has literally blamed his Aunt for his gout and his Mom for his weak lungs.

 

[johnkimble123]

There is also a "secret" character in this whole "I am getting harassed in a fighting game" spiel: RawPhil has a buddy who plays akuma, Terry or Bison. And he is also polishing the floor with Phil's gouty ass. So it's not only Cammy but several characters Phil has developed a hate boner for ("Akum's medium punch stops verything dood. I hate it it's stoopit! I am Akuma so i stuff everything with medium punch") Remember though he ragequit playing as Akuma after getting curbstomped several times. Just like he ragequit Terry and Aki. And he never touched Rashid and Ed.

Also: Doody just got his monetization back

Youtube

Guess he will have at least one topic for his bottom bitch podcast today huh?

Yeah there's somebody in Raw Phil's chat that downloaded Phil's Bison. Hit him with a Raging Demon at least once and definitely has gotten better. It's actually funnier knowing that multiple people have evolved their SF6 skills over a shorter time than Phil has.

Raw Phil does lobbies on off days usually and they get a good 8-10 people just practicing.

There's also Popeye who I don't know but he's usually the JP character that destroys everybody Phil uses.

 

[Jang Joo]

I almost get second hand embarrassment from Phil going over KC making fun of him. Some folks are saying he doesn't actually believe what he's saying, that he knows nothing has changed, and that was one of the things that initially drew me to Phil years ago - this guy is undoubtedly full of shit, but is he lying just to his audience or also to himself?

I firmly believe the latter now, and have for a while.

So PPP goes all in on him, calls him boring and a manchild, total detractor segment. Phil finds it funny and takes it in good spirit, because they're "buddies" and Ashton is just cutting a promo on him, like they're just working a wrestling programme. I believe that Phil believes this and isn't just lying to protect his ego. "Ahah well played good sir, please, feel free to make fun of me some more, no really, I insist, it's okay."

Phil, let me put this in terms you understand. Ashton wasn't working, he was shooting.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Ashton wasn't working, he was shooting.

No booly pls, but I don't understand that sentence.

 

[Jang Joo]

No booly pls, but I don't understand that sentence.

When a wrestler is working, he's in character, pretending, so to speak. You could also say he's in kayfabe.

When a wrestler is shooting, he's out of character, he truly means what he's saying, kind of like 4th wall breaking.

Work=fake. Shoot=real.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

When a wrestler is working, he's in character, pretending, so to speak. You could also say he's in kayfabe.

When a wrestler is shooting, he's out of character, he truly means what he's saying, kind of like 4th wall breaking.

Work=fake. Shoot=real.

Phil is basically a slime mold now, attempting to flow in the path of least resistance his 80IQ can find. If he would only make his setup capable of 8k uploads on Youtube the business would be saved. Plus he could make some lass ass muppet face joke proclaiming 8k saved him but 8(plus or minus. probably ++++) loads came back to haunt Destiny.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Phil, let me put this in terms you understand. Ashton wasn't working, he was shooting.

DSP has X-Pac Heat

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

I've been reading through / listening to his SRK forums posts, and this shit is so dolorous. Before he was retconning his gaffes, he retconned entire threads on forums on why he isn't a raging retard. Very tired of Phil at the moment, not very entertaining nor healthy to watch him right now, I feel myself becoming more and more dented. I'm signing off until something big breaks and he's on the news for force-feeding his wife to death.

He's just never moved on, do you know what that does to you, when you can't just let something go? It really does irreparable damage to you when you are so focused on maintaining a personage, or on beating someone at a meaningless game, that you lose your ability to think clearly, because the only thing that matters to you now is a spiteful abstraction.