Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Amewsed]

It was probably his pooped on, jizz stained teddy bear that is in a bad way bc of his fake autism.

Ummmmm was that CRAPPED, DIRTY BRIEFS at the 9:52 mark going into a sealed bag???

 

[SlimySloth]

I would love to see the footage of him in the cop car on the dash cam. I remember from reading the incident report he did shit himself on the way to the hospital

 

[anliteralidiot]

Man, I was watching Mr Beefy, and he made a comment about his parents maybe deserving what Andy put them through, because they made Andy.

And I know I'm a big softy; I feel pity for even Cyraxx's grandma, for fuck's sake. So the comment just rubbed me the worst way. Andy's parents don't deserve this. Andy's parents, unless otherwise proven, didn't "make" Andy like this. They're victims of this fat son of a bitch.

 

[Meat Target]

Man, I was watching Mr Beefy, and he made a comment about his parents maybe deserving what Andy put them through, because they made Andy.

And I know I'm a big softy; I feel pity for even Cyraxx's grandma, for fuck's sake. So the comment just rubbed me the worst way. Andy's parents don't deserve this. Andy's parents, unless otherwise proven, didn't "make" Andy like this. They're victims of this fat son of a bitch.

Maybe, maybe not.

Andy reminds me of the psycho kid who lived next door to me growing up. You don't become this fucked up from your formative without some degree of enabling from your parents.

Tom seems pretty unhinged himself, but we don't know him personally, and it's possible he's a dick because he's a tired old man sick of his reject son's shit.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Maybe, maybe not.

Andy reminds me of the psycho kid who lived next door to me growing up. You don't become this fucked up from your formative without some degree of enabling from your parents.

Tom seems pretty unhinged himself, but we don't know him personally, and it's possible he's a dick because he's a tired old man sick of his reject son's shit.

It kind of strikes me as Andy's playing into the guilt his parents might feel over Mike, and the car accident. I've heard Andy make mention of how this will make his parents look, how people will talk about them... And he's right. Without the whole picture, you'll assume his parents are terrible people. To me, I think they're just trying to keep him from annoying anyone else.

I'm listening to the @Banquet Meal calls, and Tom immediately jumps to getting Andy back to Tonawanda by Greyhound. If the Ditch parents were terrible, I'd expect them to fully embrace the, "fuck that rotten asshole, we hate him!" But he's still trying to care.

I think they still want to hope that, somehow, if they just give in, just a little, he'll live separately from them, and that's good enough. If he's away, he can't eat all of the cinnamon rolls, at least. It's really sad, in my opinion.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

Man, I was watching Mr Beefy, and he made a comment about his parents maybe deserving what Andy put them through, because they made Andy.

And I know I'm a big softy; I feel pity for even Cyraxx's grandma, for fuck's sake. So the comment just rubbed me the worst way. Andy's parents don't deserve this. Andy's parents, unless otherwise proven, didn't "make" Andy like this. They're victims of this fat son of a bitch.

I believe anyone can go fuckin' bonkers even if they were raised right. Having worked with and around the homeless and heard some of their stories. they had really good parents just the person themselves made fucked up decisions in life that got them where they were. Some just beyond the point of no return.

Now, I'm not going to pretend that Mommy and Daddy Ditch were perfect parents. Joe (Andrew's Brother) seems to be a rather functional, well meaning son who helps take care of their aging parents. And said parents tried to be supportive and caring even when they've earned every right to cut Andrew off the moment he started acting up. They became victims of his actions and selfishness for whatever reason sparked this decision to make others suffer and "care for him."

Andrew demands others to care for him. Perhaps he personified a fetish for diapers and shit into ageplay. Who the fuck knows what goes on in his depraved head. The worthless fatass crossed the line when he made others suffer for his choices.

It kind of strikes me as Andy's playing into the guilt his parents might feel over Mike, and the car accident. I've heard Andy make mention of how this will make his parents look, how people will talk about them... And he's right. Without the whole picture, you'll assume his parents are terrible people. To me, I think they're just trying to keep him from annoying anyone else.

I'm listening to the @Banquet Meal calls, and Tom immediately jumps to getting Andy back to Tonawanda by Greyhound. If the Ditch parents were terrible, I'd expect them to fully embrace the, "fuck that rotten asshole, we hate him!" But he's still trying to care.

I think they still want to hope that, somehow, if they just give in, just a little, he'll live separately from them, and that's good enough. If he's away, he can't eat all of the cinnamon rolls, at least. It's really sad, in my opinion.

I mean.. it's possible it's the guilt?
Perhaps it's a game of pettiness, as it seems there's an obsession of tarnishing his parents' image.

 

[Shanndog]

Man, I was watching Mr Beefy, and he made a comment about his parents maybe deserving what Andy put them through, because they made Andy.

And I know I'm a big softy; I feel pity for even Cyraxx's grandma, for fuck's sake. So the comment just rubbed me the worst way. Andy's parents don't deserve this. Andy's parents, unless otherwise proven, didn't "make" Andy like this. They're victims of this fat son of a bitch.

i agree that Andrews' parents brought a lot of this on themselves, they CHOSE to allow him to live with them all these years and put up with his abuse and enable him to keep abusing others/services, they could have kicked him out when he started acting like thiis, but no, they chose to tolerate it and be somewhat dismissive, normally and under most circumstances, im against tossing out your own child, but if they are abusing people, or animals, if they are committing any crime, if they playing con-games and the like; yes, for your own sanity and safety they should be kicked out, also, keeping someone who is committing crime can make you liable , so its best to not associate with people like that.

 

[Banquet Meal]

so i didnt realize that he had been in the hospital for 84 hours before his stupid ass threw himself down in the street...that is so insane. im sure EVERYONE was sick of him by then, i cant imagine being a cna, and being trapped with him for 12 hours at a time..and i would bet money he had a sitter too.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I luv me some of these cops

Cop 1 - fuck me why this guy have to drop in our district
Cop 2 - hey everybody kicks in 20 bucks and we'll ship him back to Buffalo problem solved
Cop 3 - fuck I'll kick in 50 bucks
*general laughter*

ER Doctor - this guy sure loves having our nurses change his diapers and wash his ass.
Hero Cop - I bet! let me fill you in on what I learned this morning.
ER Doctor - *audible groan*


Good stuff!

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

i agree that Andrews' parents brought a lot of this on themselves, they CHOSE to allow him to live with them all these years and put up with his abuse and enable him to keep abusing others/services, they could have kicked him out when he started acting like thiis, but no, they chose to tolerate it and be somewhat dismissive, normally and under most circumstances, im against tossing out your own child, but if they are abusing people, or animals, if they are committing any crime, if they playing con-games and the like; yes, for your own sanity and safety they should be kicked out, also, keeping someone who is committing crime can make you liable , so its best to not associate with people like that.

I'm pretty sure they've tried evicting Andy but he went to APS and they intervened. at the time APS viewed Andy as actually retarded and basically forced Pappa Ditch to become his legal guardian even though Andy is 38. Pappa Ditch did try to go to court and get that reversed but lost even after Andy tried to poison them all. The court said this retard is your family's problem not ours.

So Pappa Ditch couldn't evict Andy and was legally responsible for his care. that's why you hear Andy always calling crisis services and the cops saying he's being neglected and abused. How his father won't provide the diaper changes and ass wipes like the court told him too.

I'm pretty sure Andy's goal is to get Pappa arrested and jailed.

Now thing changed when Momma Ditch went to the nursing home and a few days later Pappa Ditch got hurt falling, broke his ribs and punctured his lung and had to be hospitalized. Now no one was left to take care of Andy so APS moved in to assume care temporarily.

but now APS was forced to deal with Andy regularly and suspicions started to build about his behavior and when they found out about his domestic violence charge they were forced to assume legal guardianship as you cant be the legal guardian of someone whose trying to kill you. I think that's where Juice or more likely Janet came in and we know the rest. He was tested and found not to have autism nor any real impairments aside from a room temperature IQ and after all his shitty behavior over the years both APS and Crisis Services Buffalo told him to fuck right off.

And so Andy's great Cleveland adventure began.

Keep in mind this is just what I think has happened. It tough to piece shit together as all we really have is Andy's twisted reports and constant video recording to go by.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

I luv me some of these cops

Cop 1 - fuck me why this guy have to drop in our district
Cop 2 - hey everybody kicks in 20 bucks and we'll ship him back to Buffalo problem solved
Cop 3 - fuck I'll kick in 50 bucks
*general laughter*

ER Doctor - this guy sure loves having our nurses change his diapers and wash his ass.
Hero Cop - I bet! let me fill you in on what I learned this morning.
ER Doctor - *audible groan*


Good stuff!

Is it the last clip? You know approximately what time?

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Ummmmm was that CRAPPED, DIRTY BRIEFS at the 9:52 mark going into a sealed bag???

My god, I think you're right...

 

[Xev]

He needs to be thrown in prison so the other inmates can beat the fake retard out of him

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Is it the last clip? You know approximately what time?

It's in the first clip at about 23:00, the cam footage from the 2nd cop not the Sgt dude.

Now that I've watched it again I think I was wrong. If you listen to the whole conversation it's actually more likely that they just wanted to help Andy get back to Buffalo.

"if that's all it will take everyone can kick in 20 bucks" is the full line but in my defence it's easy to miss that will all the screaming Andy is doing. I think the cops were willing to just pay out of pocket to ship Andy back to Buffalo to Pappa PoopSquatch but the Sgt put the kibosh on that. I'd guess he wanted to "nip this shit in the bud right now" and was worried that Andy would just catch the next Greyhound right back to Cleveland the second he got angry or bored again. Which is a good call as that's probably what Poopypants would do if he thought Cleveland was an easy lay.

No the CRT Sgt Brown aka Mr Big Dick aka Mr Autistic Slayer was 100% in the right this whole time and never once fell for Andy's acting.

I did love his aside to that paramedic chick

PA - "are you sure he's faking, he seems pretty legit to me"
Sgt - "oh yah, there is a whole documentary about this guy"
PA - "oh wow really?"

In the ambulance he was like "yes Andrew I know all about you. I saw the You Tube video's, I talked to your Father and Tonawana PD" which was set Andy little pant's shitting tantrum off as he knew the game was up. The best part was Sgt Big Dick just sat there while Andy spazzed out and they said only "we'll talk once we reach the hospital OK Andrew" then walked out of the rig. Top tier retard handling skills. He's obviously done and seen this kind of shit before.

As an aside I am fucking green with envy at those Cleveland ambulance rigs. Those babies are massive and look comfy as hell to work in. Lucky buggers.

 

[Banquet Meal]

not to be retarded, but did i post the hour long video on here yet?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

not to be retarded, but did i post the hour long video on here yet?

Moar!

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

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She's at it again (and still posting that ugly mug lmao) and Andy is now responding, off-site of course. I'm not really up to date on Andy's lore, is she his first recurring alog? I love a good retard fight
I'm in awe that people like these actually exist. She looks like a Ben Garrison cartoon given 3D form

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the reddit community surrounding ditch is crazy, a lot of mentally ill troons and abdl sicko in there. some retard is going around with the name "diapered woman", they're in almost every comment section with some multiparagraph essay on how they're not into diaper shit or how much they dislike andy/other abdls whilst they participate in diapernigger shit. Anytime I go there I feel like I am in a zoo, because Andy isn't the only freak.

In other news the Andy Ditch reddit community continues to impress and amaze.

 

[Space Police]

In other news the Andy Ditch reddit community continues to impress and amaze.

ABDLicia

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I couldn't fathom explaining to a tattoo artist the meaning of that acronym.

 

[Amewsed]

I couldn't fathom explaining to a tattoo artist the meaning of that acronym.

I learned something new today. I wish I hadn't.

But that's definitely Andy.