African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

Beardless Lenin said:
I guess it's child abuse now to grab a misbehaving child to stop her from leaving broken glass everywhere. 'Leave her to smash all the bottles, she'll stop when she calms down!' Lunacy.
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I felt bad for that black guy. He decided to defy stereotypes and actually behave like a responsible adult who cares about other people, but then he froze because that fucking manic phase harpy swooped in to lecture him the second he reached out to the kid.
 
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How about a caption contest?

After a run through the jungle, the escaped nigger was promptly apprehended. Its master was notified who came to take it back to his plantation.
 
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Truly epic niggerwhine and lying:

EDIT: Just now getting to the bribery attempt. It seemed like the officer was interpreting it as a threat initially but the true nature of what he was saying became clear:

"LOOK, AH'M, CUZ AH WANNA B LAHK—U EVA, U EVA SEEN LOAN SHAHK OR DA SHAHK, DA SHAHK SHOW? ... HUH?"
"You talkin' about Shark Tank?"

The nigger then gives his backseat of the cruiser elevator pitch on how, if the officer just lets him go, he and his boiz will set him up 4 LYFE. Gittin' his cracka azz aynjull intvessmint 4 he bidnis ideaz. J'YEAH. It goes almost without saying that his attempt went over like a lead balloon.
 
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The usual template: black women is passive aggressive (ignoring commands and using her phone to make the interaction take 10x longer) then resisting for absolutely no reason (literally, he was just giving her a ticket) and then crying and playing the victim.

Youtube is being a bitch and making you log in to watch the whole video, but trust me the cop is very patient and accommodating. All she had to do was sign the ticket and she could be on her way. I doubt there was even a fine - if there was, it would have been dropped.


I excerpted the best part for you. It's only 30 seconds long. She's crying "boo hoo I'm so oppressed" and instantly drops that farce the moment she needs to. It's hilarious and really highlights her ability to lie.



This incident actually went viral two years ago and people were calling it excessive use of force. Do black people watch videos like this and honestly think the cop was in the wrong? Or do they just say that because they believe/hope that a culture where the government settles frivolous lawsuits for cash may one day benefit them?

Edit: is the sound fucked up on the attached video? It plays fine on my machine but in the browser it might be fucked.
 
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byron said:
This incident actually went viral two years ago and people were calling it excessive use of force. Do black people watch videos like this and honestly think the cop was in the wrong? Or do they just say that because they believe/hope that a culture where the government settles frivolous lawsuits for cash may one day benefit them?
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yes and yes
but most importantly: they say it because it sounds smart, they learned that "excessive use of force" is an intelligent sounding thing to say and a legitimate reason why you might be upset with a cop's behavior
what they wanna say is "shiii niggah dah cuh foo boo boo zomboomafoo dun did square up, he shoulda let her go and did nothing" but they learned that doesnt fly, buzzwords sound better and get them more res*spits*PEKtZ

these types of trashy blacks seem to have no "casual" friendly everyday speak, they either talk like full blown hood niggers who cant finish the last sound of any word, or they pull random, usually legal, big words outta nowhere when they need to because they learned they "work" somehow
they treat a big word like its a tub of all purpose seasoning, no matter how shit what you cooked up is, just douse it in the stuff and ittl seem classaaaaaaay
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
these types of trashy blacks seem to have no "casual" friendly everyday speak, they either talk like full blown hood niggers who cant finish the last sound of any word, or they pull random, usually legal, big words outta nowhere when they need to because they learned they "work" somehow
they treat a big word like its a tub of all purpose seasoning, no matter how shit what you cooked up is, just douse it in the stuff and ittl seem classaaaaaaay
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Joy Depression said:

This one is starting young, and I believe this won't be the last time we see a recording of her online being a psycho in public.

Notice the female privilege she has here. Trashing the store and everyone is afraid to stop her because she's a little "goirl", and when finally a man tries to stop her after bottles are smashed he is scolded by the nigger mother who says "dontcha do that to a little goirl".
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The women is white, she comes on to screen at the end. Not sure if she the mother or just annoying.
 
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Oh and by the way, if anyone tells you cannibalism in Haiti is a raycissciss myff, yo:
I've heard that some of the "cats and dogs going missing" claims are supported by FOIA'd police reports but haven't found anything yet myself. (Only did a cursory search though.)
 
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