Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - Wannabe Lolcow-tuber edgelord zoomer grifter, "Her Prostate," Poster boy of using threads and not crediting sources, Chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, Pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, Supports cheating, rejected by Kiwi Farms

[dick tha master]

(Archive)

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I don't think building a career of bloodsports/lolcow content and being a massive smug aspie is a good mix. I see him as a target who would get fucked with. As oldschool trolls and weens would say: fresh meat.

 

[DickMain]

"We all know Destiny is a gooner. It is what it is." - Coming from the same guy who has made videos mocking gooners and who went hard at Sneako for being a cuck.

If this were anybody outside of his gay little circle you know he'd be eating them alive right now. Daddy Tiny implodes hard enough to crash the forum for a day? Crickets.

He really is hard to look at compared to most. It's gotta be the moustache and the hair.

The moustache that doesn't follow his lips, the large bug eyes on a man too old for them, the emo hair decades out of its time, the moles, the bulbous lips and nose, the bushy brows... I could go on and on. All of this attached to a man trying to look a decade younger than he is to pick up younger women just like daddy Destiny.

I'm certain the man-hate thread regulars would have a field day with Tom's appearance alone.

 

[Caramel Kidney]

On the topic of his dox (sort of) I’d like to say @Axiom the Fucker Tom’s last name is misspelled in the title and OP. It’s Hanson, not Hansen

also to Scorpion: thanks for digging to see where he actually lives. I was sure that the address people were saying was his was the house he grew up in/his parents’ house but I didn’t know how to go about finding his actual address because he’s still listed under his parents’ house on most sites.

 

[local arkansas man]

The moustache that doesn't follow his lips, the large bug eyes on a man too old for them, the emo hair decades out of its time, the moles, the bulbous lips and nose, the bushy brows... I could go on and on. All of this attached to a man trying to look a decade younger than he is to pick up younger women just like daddy Destiny.

>A man trying to look a decade younger than he is
Lolwut?, he's 22.

 

[DickMain]

>A man trying to look a decade younger than he is
Lolwut?, he's 22.

I know. I'm implying he's trying to look like a child.

 

[supremeautismo]

>A man trying to look a decade younger than he is
Lolwut?, he's 22.

Tom is so deeply arrested development-ed that he dresses like a teenager and has a before-his-time Bieber swoop. He gossips like a teenage girl and gravitates around others who look for those much younger than themselves, around the 18-19 year old range. Being a zoom-zoom and terminally online, he has no reference level as to how to interact normally. He’s pudgy, awkward, and acne ridden.

So yeah, he’s 12.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Remember him pulling out the baby voice to court the dog girl he tried to fuck, lol, lmao.

I’ve also checked out his instagram following and there is literally a hundred egirl whores that all look vaguely similar to this Kai bitch.

 

[DickMain]

Remember him pulling out the baby voice to court the dog girl he tried to fuck, lol, lmao.

I’ve also checked out his instagram following and there is literally a hundred egirl whores that all look vaguely similar to this Kai bitch.

Yeah, that had been covered in @Poopy Face Tomato Nose 's older OP on Tom that you can find here. There's quite a lot of info in that OP, and the eThot part is a little further down. Tom has a very clear 'type' and it's 'high school girl' (and Destiny, obviously).

 

[Poopy Face Tomato Nose]

Yeah, that had been covered in @Poopy Face Tomato Nose 's older OP on Tom that you can find here. There's quite a lot of info in that OP, and the eThot part is a little further down. Tom has a very clear 'type' and it's 'high school girl' (and Destiny, obviously).

My original post about this in this thread got deleted in the rollback, but I am suspicious he’s cleaning house and unfollowing them to appear that he’s not a gooner.

This post makes me feel better about it though, as clearly if another random user is seeing was I saw presently, he’s not doing a very good job.

As @DickMain said, I have screenshots from (I believe?) 6 accounts who are all e-whores in my failed OP, and his type is any girl who slightly looks like they can pull off a good ‘ahegao’ face and are basically Belle Delphine clones.

I urge @Axiom the Fucker that a piece of that should be included in the OP, to showcase the hypocrisy in his ‘stop gooning’ stance. I remember he used to be anti-porn, and a clear showing of that plus all the e-whores he follows on instagram would be a nice addition, in my personal opinion.

 

[DickMain]

My original post about this in this thread got deleted in the rollback, but I am suspicious he’s cleaning house and unfollowing them to appear that he’s not a gooner.

This post makes me feel better about it though, as clearly if another random user is seeing was I saw presently, he’s not doing a very good job.

As @DickMain said, I have screenshots from (I believe?) 6 accounts who are all e-whores in my failed OP, and his type is any girl who slightly looks like they can pull off a good ‘ahegao’ face and are basically Belle Delphine clones.

I urge @Axiom the Fucker that a piece of that should be included in the OP, to showcase the hypocrisy in his ‘stop gooning’ stance. I remember he used to be anti-porn, and a clear showing of that plus all the e-whores he follows on instagram would be a nice addition, in my personal opinion.

I think between the both of your OP's a moderator could help merge them into something cohesive. You both have a very good amount of info between the two of you, and I'd remembered your OP from the Tyson debacle.

 

[Poopy Face Tomato Nose]

I think between the both of your OP's a moderator could help merge them into something cohesive. You both have a very good amount of info between the two of you, and I'd remembered your OP from the Tyson debacle.

Frankly, I believe Axiom has covered it. He already has everything I was gonna go over, and more but it's actually complete. I only wanted the e-whores segment to make it in this OP so badly because it already is cohesive, and I want it to showcase a bit more of his character rather than his actions.

He's known to have taken an anti-porn stance (at least at one point), but if he's following soft-core porn accounts, he's lying to people on deeper level than just being a dick to a fat-fart-fetish furfag, and that irks me more than anything else he's done.



In other news, I found some fanart that is fucking hilarious

Spoiler: Gay fanart

I also decided looking at his xitter following list would be a good idea, and while this one isn't nearly as damning, I have found he also follows these types on there:



I am unaware of how to get the full 900 following list to show up but I guarantee that it's also full of "uwu" emo whore streamer types.

Edit: added fanart and following update

 

[Asukaismywaifu]

Frankly, I believe Axiom has covered it. He already has everything I was gonna go over, and more but it's actually complete. I only wanted the e-whores segment to make it in this OP so badly because it already is cohesive, and I want it to showcase a bit more of his character rather than his actions.

He's known to have taken an anti-porn stance (at least at one point), but if he's following soft-core porn accounts, he's lying to people on deeper level than just being a dick to a fat-fart-fetish furfag, and that irks me more than anything else he's done.



In other news, I found some fanart that is fucking hilarious

Spoiler: Gay fanart

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I also decided looking at his xitter following list would be a good idea, and while this one isn't nearly as damning, I have found he also follows these types on there:
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I am unaware of how to get the full 900 following list to show up but I guarantee that it's also full of "uwu" emo whore streamer types.

Edit: added fanart and following update

I don’t even care if he follows hot girls it’s just his anti gooner speal is so cringe and obviously meant to appeal to 14 virgin incels who are unironic misogynists and look up to Andrew Tate.

 

[Bob Faget]

IMO, Tom's downfall will be his friendship with Cuckstiny. I feel like he sees Destiny as a cool older brother figure who is able to successfully argue and mog people all the while fucking bitches as a short average looking dude. In reality though, Destiny is a lolcow and has been shown to actually have very little personality when he's not autistically going on about politics. Destiny doesn't have any "normie" friends in his life, or at least not any that aren't entirely absorbed by the internet, so when you see him around people who aren't 100% invested in politics or internet shit, he comes off as a fish out of water and get's completely personality mogged (see his conversation with Adam Friedland).

Amen brotha, if you have ever seen any clips of destiny on in person podcasts or in any irl situation its so akward, its like he has dementia and forgot where he was, there was a podcast he did with dantes and somehow he looked more autistic then the literal retard in the room, it was actuslly kind of sad to see he looked so lost. I doubt destiny or tom rlly have any irl friends so they cling to eachothers meat like its the last day on earth. Im convinced tom was in the leaked vid.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

I don’t even care if he follows hot girls it’s just his anti gooner speal is so cringe and obviously meant to appeal to 14 virgin incels who are unironic misogynists and look up to Andrew Tate.

Actual misogynists don't need to affirm how much they don't goon.
They just don't.

 

[dick tha master]

Tom is streaming

 

[Poopy Face Tomato Nose]

His latest video.

 

[Asukaismywaifu]

His latest video.

Does this guy have any original thoughts and did he really include Kiwifarms posts in his video when he, himself, has a thread lol. Also upon further viewing of the video I find it interesting Tom refers to gays by their proper terminology IE “the LGBTQ community.” Maybe Tom should make a video on this thread and see how his audience receives it.

 

[dezazlop]

Does this guy have any original thoughts and did he really include Kiwifarms posts in his video when he, himself, has a thread lol. Also upon further viewing of the video I find it interesting Tom refers to gays by their proper terminology IE “the LGBTQ community.” Maybe Tom should make a video on this thread and see how his audience receives it.

No, he does not have original thoughts and usually when he does, it is not actually his thoughts, but whoever he paid to write his script, and his cucking to LGBT is nothing new (i.e "her prostate").
He will never cover his own thread because it would only help to bring more people to the realization of how low effort his content is, though i don't think they need a lot of help getting there since every video of his gets spammed with comments talking about the slop he produces.

 

[Asukaismywaifu]

No, he does not have original thoughts and usually when he does, it is not actually his thoughts, but whoever he paid to write his script, and his cucking to LGBT is nothing new (i.e "her prostate").
He will never cover his own thread because it would only help to bring more people to the realization of how low effort his content is, though i don't think they need a lot of help getting there since every video of his gets spammed with comments talking about the slop he produces.

His lack of awareness is breath taking and honestly mind blowing. He definitely deserves a thread.