So how long did Phil stall before he finally gave up? This whole time I've been wondering when he'd tap out.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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strandedcastaway
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I think KC razzing Phil while he was in chat and him pretending it didn't happen hurt him with the KC paypigs. Phil either having a breakdown or successfully laughing it off (yea right) would have worked. Him acting like it didn't happen and that we're stupid idiot morons who imagined it was not the right tone. He can no longer even pretend to be "part of the show"---he's just a backup member of the Wack Pack.
But the streak has been bullshit from the start so whatever. He wasn't going to play Stellar Blade under any circumstances anyway. It's funny to watch the pig cry and funny to hear him cope, so it works for me.
But the streak has been bullshit from the start so whatever. He wasn't going to play Stellar Blade under any circumstances anyway. It's funny to watch the pig cry and funny to hear him cope, so it works for me.
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First Bossmanjack gets put back in jail, and now the streak is over and we are never getting Stellar Blade 
This is offically the worst Christmas ever.
This is offically the worst Christmas ever.
AGoodBrazilian
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I like how he bitches about "having to figure out what to eat tomorrow" just because he won’t do his "DSP Tries It." This lazy fuck really believes that finding something to eat is legit work that needs to be scheduled.
GibMoneyPls
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Hasn't he made excuses to not do most of these goal rewards anyway? Like being too lazy to drive half a mile?
AGoodBrazilian
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Yeah, having to decide what slop he and his obese wife will order from DoorDash must be a tough chore too.
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If you count going past 9pm PST as stalling, about 40 minutes.
PieceofShet
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I just saw the new memology video... that thing at the end when he came back just to guilt trip his fans one more was the most pathetic, cringeworthy thing he did for a while.
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REMINDER: Back during the Non-Current Era™, namely when Reeanna was still around, Phail did a yapping video where you could see a whiteboard behind him and every day of the week had a robust dish written on it. So yes, he literally does schedule which meal will be eaten on which day like he's in fucking prison.
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One of my favorite things chat would do during the Vest Streak era was when the tips goal would be at like $7/150 and some dolphin would come in and be like
DON’T WORRY GUYS, I’LL SAVE THE STREAK
and then drop like a $1 tip and chat would act like they dropped some giant amount. Phil would always get really mad and passive aggressive about it.
DON’T WORRY GUYS, I’LL SAVE THE STREAK
and then drop like a $1 tip and chat would act like they dropped some giant amount. Phil would always get really mad and passive aggressive about it.
Chieftain Coke Peanut
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How much stress has Phil put himself through at this point? Years of delaying and begging for every last cent and not knowing whether or not he will be able to pay for more Hogan pulls and make payments on his cards has to take a massive toll. Stress has been shown to do frankly catastrophic damage on your health and your psyche, and he's been swimming in it for years along with a terrible diet and alcoholism.
Phil might only be 42, but I wouldn't be surprised if health wise he was at the state of someone fifteen years his elder. He certainly is in terms of appearance. Nobody is falling for your black hair dye Phil. We know you are balding and graying.
Phil might only be 42, but I wouldn't be surprised if health wise he was at the state of someone fifteen years his elder. He certainly is in terms of appearance. Nobody is falling for your black hair dye Phil. We know you are balding and graying.
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Stresswise? More then enough ever since his views dropped back in 2013. Remember he has been on a downward spiral for more then a decade. Plus he has basically no one to talk to, does not got outside except one day shopping or appointments, doesn't even do some basic cardio (I for one doubt he actually uses a treadmill or does "power walking". This is the same guy who said he is helathy because he can carry a gallon of milk ffs). Compare him to the pictures of his father and you might think Phil is the older one (kind of similar to RTU don't you think?). Who knows how his health is actually faring from a guy with self diagnosed gout, selfmedicated (i.e. Gin) back pains, alleged depression ("I have depression, stoopid!"), post-nasla drip he can apparently control at will and what have you. Add to that his ballooning wife.We might get a stroke on stream down the line
Also, have you seen that Mai Shiranai will be the new character in SF6? Phil won't play her, she is way too sexy and Khet will be sharpening her butter knife should he actually play with her. Especcially since she will have her original Fatal fury costume
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HereForNudes
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His new lighting setup really make those weird sacs on his face super visible. Like what the fuck are those. I cant stop looking at them they dont seem human.
I have plenty of fat unhealthy men in my family. But none of them have these weird face sacs. Is that were his lies are stored?
I have plenty of fat unhealthy men in my family. But none of them have these weird face sacs. Is that were his lies are stored?
Cyber Bowling
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Wasn't Phil saying he had to end the stream so he could spend quality time with Khet? So...after running a bunch of overtime to try and keep the streak alive, which is more time he couldn't spend with Khet, he then decided to jump into KC chat later that night and hang out there. I mean, we know he never actually spends any real time with Khet, but still.
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Was gonna say the same thing, bringing back his cam while going full clown mode with his stroke face and saying "see i told u guuyz it would end tonite", the second hand embarrassment...
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It's the Gout Pouch(tm), for when you aren't lazy enough.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink
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God damn do I get a good laugh everytime this retard brings up Destiny, which is one of those people where everything I know about them has been against my will.
Point being, him acting like Destiny has imploded is so embarrassing, this level of eagerness to grave dance should really be studied. Destiny will continue on doing whatever he does to more people than Phil like always, but because Phil caught a whiff of drama about him he has established in his head that he is now below him or something. He does this with fucking everyone, hell he does it with everything a this point he was just doing it with Overwatch yesterday. Nobody talks about the game within the sphere he inhabits online so obviously that means the game is dead or whatever, like the same fucking logic doesn’t apply to him lmao
Point being, him acting like Destiny has imploded is so embarrassing, this level of eagerness to grave dance should really be studied. Destiny will continue on doing whatever he does to more people than Phil like always, but because Phil caught a whiff of drama about him he has established in his head that he is now below him or something. He does this with fucking everyone, hell he does it with everything a this point he was just doing it with Overwatch yesterday. Nobody talks about the game within the sphere he inhabits online so obviously that means the game is dead or whatever, like the same fucking logic doesn’t apply to him lmao
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I'm not a fan of destiny either but when he starts uploading youtube videos that get 200 views, maybe phil can start running his mouth. Its just crazy how phil can have all these strict standards for everyone else (sidescrollers can only talk about video games, rtu can only talk about technology, etc) and decide who is and isn't a failure, meanwhile he does a hundred different clown antics that have nothing to do with video games and struggles to get 500 views on his youtube uploads but he's so much better than everyone else.
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Yes, and he doesn't go outside his sphere irl or online. And when he does and comes up against resistance or an opposing narrative, he labels it as "detractor" - in other words an enemy that is organized and networked like that Borg, who only serve in bad faith to damage his name and care nothing for objective fact. What is more demented, is that the "detractor" label is fluid, meaning he can label and revoke said label depending on the circumstances; for his own personal benefit of course. People say it a lot, but he is in a mental prison. By applying his own dogmatic constructs to anything and everything he binds himself forever, on Level 1.
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He doesn't understand that the Destiny leaks didn't do shit to him because all Destiny ballwashers already know that he's a degenerate and they don't mind it, I mean Destiny not only admitted to be a literal cum feltching cuckold several years ago, but is openly bisexual, there's nothing out of the ordinary about a bisexual sucking cock, that's something you'd expect a bisexual man to do. On the other end of the isle Destiny haters see the leaks as a win because it's another thing to laugh at Destiny for.