Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Yes, I saw Chris Gore’s tweet as well. There’s no visual proof of his claims, but ok, lesbian parents. Who cares? Are they going to be good characters, because that’s all I care about?
It's like how pushing single parents and divorced couples in television and film normalized that strain of degeneracy. They hate us and they hate families. Additionally, lesbians only adopt children so they can rape them. This is normalizing literal child sex trafficking and all you care about is if they're good characters??? You're a sick fuck.
 
to be able to have Jedi use Sith powers, and again, some people ree at the idea of moral absolutes in a setting.
I liked Kyle Katarn's idea about them just being tools. Its a shame that Luke's Jedi Order didn't get the clone wars treatment after the story around that era concluded. But Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy are decent games that have definitely not aged well visually.

The clone wars was a great era to be introduced to the series in, but I don't know why the fans are so autistic about it. Like hello? We know this ends with the start of Luke's story. That's the payoff. Lets have time go FORWARD. The clone troopers stories didn't end just because the clone wars were over. There were clone stormtroopers all the way from the Empire, to the Imperial Remnant, and into cade skywalkers time. Clone stormtroopers to bolster imperial forces would always be a part of the story. Yet outside of the 501st journal, there isnt much insight into the stormtrooper side of things beyond the typical defector story.

Inb4 all the memes of them getting owned by rebels and heroes of the week. Im talking jango fett clones, the ones who could actually kill things and took over Echo Base in Empire Strikes Back. Not the team killing retards who made them look bad, coined the phrase "stormtrooper aim", and ultimately replaced them in the rest of the imperial military.
 
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Am I the only one who's disappointed with how repetitive Star Wars has become? For all of George's faults, I will give him this: he definitely delivered when it came to not repeating himself. The prequels aren't a rehash of Rebels vs. Empire at all. It does feel like the tale of the fall of democracy, and the rise of darkness.

I will also be fair and say the EU was guilty of this too. A lot of it was great. But some of the expanded material seemed to want to simply recapture the magic of the OT and just rehashed the idea of superweapons, like the Death Star, and Sith trying to one-up Palpatine. That being said, Disney and JJ are by far the worst because they aren't even pretending to be original. The Force Awakens is basically a rip-off of A New Hope, but worse.

Point is, you’ve got a rich universe with hundreds of factions, complex politics, exotic planets, and a history that spans millennia where anything can happen, and the only thing you can think of is… rehashing the OT? Seriously?
 
But this was an issue before simply because spergs wanted to be able to have Jedi use Sith powers, and again, some people ree at the idea of moral absolutes in a setting.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes, remember?

Also, Mace Windu canonically used the Force to crush Grievous' chest back when the SWEU was canon, and that is unapologetically a Dark Side move, so that basically means that either A) a member of the Jedi Council does not follow its own teachings on not using Dark Side powers, or B) a Jedi who is strong enough in the Light can use Dark Side powers without getting corrupted. Windu's whole style is Vaapad, which is using aggression against the enemy. It's taking Juyo, a style more suited for a Sith, but modifying it so that a Jedi can use it.

Not to mention that after making the Prequels, Lucas later went on to create Force Unleashed, which he considered to be canon, and there, you had a lightning-toting, Force rage-using, Sith apprentice joining the Alliance and striking the first real blows against the Empire that inspires the Rebellion. They legit made a Light-Side Sith who canonically died and became one with the Force. Without Starkiller doing what he did, the Rebel Senators would've remained in hiding and would've never rallied against the Empire.

So this idea of "no usage of the Dark Side" is basically the Jedi Council's bullshit, and it's bullshit that at least one member of the Council did not follow. The same member who openly told Anakin to shove it up his ass when Anakin complained about not being a Jedi Master.

Not to mention that Starkiller and Mace Windu are the only people not named Luke who defeated Palpatine fair and square. So it seems that their methods are actually better than the Light Side Jedi, like those Jedi Council members who went with Mace to arrest Palpatine and got cut down like logs. Or that one Jedi who tried to attack Dooku but got shot down by Jango Fett.

So either Starkiller and Mace Windu are damned forever for using the Dark Side, or that whole spiel about "you can't use the Dark Side without getting corrupted by it" is nonsense.

Starkiller, Mace Windu, Kyle Katarn, and Revan. The Jedi who were most known for their power who were not named Skywalker are people who used both the Light and the Dark, or modified aspects of the latter so that users of the former could use them. Literally, the only way you can compete with these Jedi is if you're the anointed agent of the Dark Side (Palpatine) or you're from the Skywalker bloodline that guarantees immense amounts of power (Luke/Anakin).

Going purely with the Light would make sense if the Jedi version of the Light is the Judaeo-Christian version where it's becoming one with the All-Powerful God who controls everything and who has no limits. Having faith in someone like that isn't a problem. The Big Man makes all forms of earthly power look like a joke; and in the early Star Wars in ANH, that seemed to be the direction they were going, with Luke Skywalker's victory over the Death Star being a space version of David and Goliath.

But ever since ESB, that isn't what the Jedi have. They don't even have real Buddhism which was about shedding your mortal coil and breaking free of the reincarnation cycle to ascend and leave the misery of the world behind. The Jedi version of the Light is the same, tired hippie nonsense preached by Yoga instructors in America today; the Yoga instructors with watered-down teachings that are all about being one with the rocks, and trees, and birds, it's gae. The only thing the Jedi add to that is enslaving themselves to an oligarchic Republic government that looks after the commercial and political interests of the Core Worlds above everything else.

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Take a look at that picture. The bottom part is essentially 90% of what the Jedi preach as the Light Side. The Force demands peace, it demands order, there is no emotion, there is peace, that is LITERALLY the first line of the Jedi Code, yet the Jedi support a system that invites disorder while pretending to be enlightened and above the concerns of the world. And people wonder why more players go for the Empire side in SWTOR. At least they can humble the world and chew the scenery as a villain who makes Cobra Commander look tame by comparison, while hurling lightning and pretending to be a wizard.
 
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Not to mention that after making the Prequels, Lucas later went on to create Force Unleashed, which he considered to be canon, and there, you had a lightning-toting, Force rage-using, Sith apprentice joining the Alliance and striking the first real blows against the Empire that inspires the Rebellion.
I'm not saying you're wrong, but wasn't that the same game where said Sith Apprentice pulled an entire Star Destroyer from orbit? Because that was some Holdo maneuver-tier bullshit.
 
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I'm not saying you're wrong, but wasn't that the same game where said Sith Apprentice pulled an entire Star Destroyer from orbit? Because that was some Holdo maneuver-tier bullshit.
Hell, in the EU the Jedi students at Luke's academy (George hadn't created the word padawan yet) hurled a fleet of 17 Imperial II-class Star Destroyers from the orbit of Yavin IV to just outside the Yavin system lol

This was ~1 year after the students at Luke's academy had defeated the Force ghost of Exar Kun (which was strong enough, like the Force ghosts of the Sith Lords on Korriban, to survive for thousands of years and physically affect the flesh-and-blood universe) by overloading his Force ghost with light side Force energy

Jedi and Sith having literal superpowers wasn't super common but it wasn't super rare outside the movies
 
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Hell, in the EU the Jedi students at Luke's academy (George hadn't created the word padawan yet) hurled a fleet of 17 Imperial II-class Star Destroyers from the orbit of Yavin IV to just outside the Yavin system lol

This was ~1 year after the students at Luke's academy had defeated the Force ghost of Exar Kun (which was strong enough, like the Force ghosts of the Sith Lords on Korriban, to survive for thousands of years and physically affect the flesh-and-blood universe) by overloading his Force ghost with light side Force energy

Jedi and Sith having literal superpowers wasn't super common but it wasn't super rare outside the movies

How would that even work? Unless you push them gently, it would just blow them up, but that isn't the big problem, we can say the forcepush cast on them made sure not to kill them, the big problem is distance.

It would take hours for the ISDs even at near light speed to reach that. Pluto is 4.6 light hours from the Sun.
Unless the Yavin system is really tiny, this means they would either need to be thrown at hyperspace speed or take hours getting thrown. You can kind of excuse the power surge as the Force lent the Jedi an extra helping hand to pull it off, because Destiny or something. Ghost Yoda put in a word.

It would have been better if the ISDs got phase walked or otherwise teleported than telekinetically thrown.
Because now I am imagining the officers in the ISD having space tea in the lounge and discussing when their throwing will end in a calm manner.
Are we there yet?

But this applies to Superman. He is super strong, but how does he gets from jumping to flying? Is he passing gas at superspeed? Jumping and flying works on different physics.

I swear fiction writers should be forced to take elementary school physics and pass it with a grade better than D-.

Swtor's imperials got more people because you can't really play Empire side easily, and as the Padawan girl put it, they got better looking gear.
Until they added the cash shop lootbox outfits that you could use on any character. Ea will Ea.
 
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they also mention never before seen scenes and new music so I’m still thoroughly confused
It's probably just a bunch of deleted/alternate scenes that didn't make it to the final cut.
It's like how pushing single parents and divorced couples in television and film normalized that strain of degeneracy. They hate us and they hate families. Additionally, lesbians only adopt children so they can rape them. This is normalizing literal child sex trafficking and all you care about is if they're good characters??? You're a sick fuck.
Sir this is the Star Wars thread, if you want to sperg about current year issues then there are more than enough places to do that.
How would that even work? Unless you push them gently, it would just blow them up, but that isn't the big problem, we can say the forcepush cast on them made sure not to kill them, the big problem is distance.
Fantasy writers have no sense of scale, news at 11.
But this applies to Superman. He is super strong, but how does he gets from jumping to flying?
It's a limited form of telekinesis according to the comics.
 
How would that even work? Unless you push them gently, it would just blow them up, but that isn't the big problem, we can say the forcepush cast on them made sure not to kill them, the big problem is distance.

It would take hours for the ISDs even at near light speed to reach that. Pluto is 4.6 light hours from the Sun.
Unless the Yavin system is really tiny, this means they would either need to be thrown at hyperspace speed or take hours getting thrown. You can kind of excuse the power surge as the Force lent the Jedi an extra helping hand to pull it off, because Destiny or something. Ghost Yoda put in a word.

It would have been better if the ISDs got phase walked or otherwise teleported than telekinetically thrown.
Because now I am imagining the officers in the ISD having space tea in the lounge and discussing when their throwing will end in a calm manner.
Are we there yet?

But this applies to Superman. He is super strong, but how does he gets from jumping to flying? Is he passing gas at superspeed? Jumping and flying works on different physics.

I swear fiction writers should be forced to take elementary school physics and pass it with a grade better than D-.

Swtor's imperials got more people because you can't really play Empire side easily, and as the Padawan girl put it, they got better looking gear.
Until they added the cash shop lootbox outfits that you could use on any character. Ea will Ea.
Nope, Yavin system is regular sized. They didn't blow up because Pellaeon was commanding them and killing him was not authorized he was too popular at the time (1995). Wasn't teleportation, people got tossed all over the bridge by it. Moved at many multiple times light speed without entering hyperspace. The Force! But I'm nitpicking, Darksaber is a pretty good Bantam SW book. Cool Hutt stuff going on. Daala does go kinda woke taking over and reuniting the Empire in it lol, women and aliens became ok after she killed all the big Imperial warlords with Pellaeon's help because they wouldn't agree to ally with each other
 
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But this applies to Superman. He is super strong, but how does he gets from jumping to flying? Is he passing gas at superspeed? Jumping and flying works on different physics.
You don't pay attention to superhero lore, do you? Back then Superman was just jumping around, not flying. Now he flies due to some electromagnetic field or some other technobabble to explain why he flies.

I swear fiction writers should be forced to take elementary school physics and pass it with a grade better than D-.
Most of sci-fi fiction that you know today wouldn't exist if that were the case. I mean, Star Wars gets an automatic failing grade for sound in space.

Swtor's imperials got more people because you can't really play Empire side easily, and as the Padawan girl put it, they got better looking gear.
Until they added the cash shop lootbox outfits that you could use on any character. Ea will Ea.
Not only that, but the stories are better, the powers are cooler, meanwhile, the Republic side gets a comedy skit smuggler and a trooper whose story is just "go here and kill X" for several hours, and the Jedi get pebbles and fart gas for powers.

Hell, in the EU the Jedi students at Luke's academy (George hadn't created the word padawan yet) hurled a fleet of 17 Imperial II-class Star Destroyers from the orbit of Yavin IV to just outside the Yavin system lol

This was ~1 year after the students at Luke's academy had defeated the Force ghost of Exar Kun (which was strong enough, like the Force ghosts of the Sith Lords on Korriban, to survive for thousands of years and physically affect the flesh-and-blood universe) by overloading his Force ghost with light side Force energy

Jedi and Sith having literal superpowers wasn't super common but it wasn't super rare outside the movies
Especially when, as I mentioned before, Star Wars wasn't competing with Warhammer 40K in the late 90s, but with superhero comics where such powers are not rare. One comic had Superman sneezing and blowing away a star system, for instance. So, to keep up with the neighbors, Star Wars had Jedi students tossing ISD fleets and Sith Lords who can make stars go nova. If anything, Darth Nihilus and Starkiller were downgrades, since Nihilus can only harm one planet at a time instead of a whole goddamn star system, and Starkiller is just the Sith version of 2003 Grievous.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but wasn't that the same game where said Sith Apprentice pulled an entire Star Destroyer from orbit? Because that was some Holdo maneuver-tier bullshit.
Nope. It perfectly matches with the physics with Star Wars, unlike the Holdo Maneuver. It's just Force telekinesis, applied at a larger scale. Yoda used the Force to grab an X-Wing, it makes sense that someone stronger than him can grab something larger.

TFU isn't even the first time it was done. In KOTOR 2's backstory, Darth Nihilus ripped the Ravager, a warship that looks similar to a Star Destroyer, from the gravity well of Malachor V, and he uses his power to keep it intact.
 
I still find it weird a student would be stronger than Yoda.

With Nihilus, he is a Darth. He is a high ranking Sith, and that makes it way more believable.

Palleaon was cool, we'll never see an antagonist who isn't a rabid idiot since Disney.

Yeah Starkiller was strong, but the ISD didn't go faster than light. The sounds is a fair argument.

I just find it funny that the writer likely went, edge of the system, that's like ten miles! in his head.

I am... not against the Darksaber as a concept.
Unlike other superweapons that Palpatine could have deployed instead of keeping it in the warehouse, if George could read into the future, the Darksaber was made by Hutts, it was a scaled down Death Star built by a third party, so it checks out. It works, it makes sense.

I admit, never looked into comic heroes. They look silly and their antics are silly, Darth Vader, Shepard, Spesssh Mehreens were much more serious and cool and edgy. Plus I hate their staple multiverse crap, hated it in Star Trek too.

It makes the stakes meaningless, especially if we get a gorillion of them and Dimension C-wubba lubba dub dub.

Never really associated Star Wars with capeshit. I always figured its rival was Star Trek. Semi fantastic semi realistic space fighting with spaceships and lasers and Oton torpedoes.

Capeshit I assumed was rivaling children's shows like GI Joe or He Man or Pokemon.
 
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Can I point out something real fast about the whole 'push 17 Imperial Star Destroyers away from Yavin IV' thing? It was all of those Jedi students focusing all of their abilities in the Force, channeling it through one lone Force user (Dorsk-81) as a focal point and then he used all of that energy to accomplish the goal. It was one giant Force Push.
He also died in the process. All of that energy flowing through him burned him out. Yeah, it was goddamn silly in retrospect, but he didn't walk away from that Scott-free.
Technically, one could use this as an example of "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
I don't know if that's what Kevin. J. Anderson was going for. But I do know this: Even mighty displays of the Force like this have one hell of a price. You can't go around channeling massive amounts of Force energy without risking something like this happening.
 
I liked Kyle Katarn's idea about them just being tools. Its a shame that Luke's Jedi Order didn't get the clone wars treatment after the story around that era concluded. But Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy are decent games that have definitely not aged well visually.
Nah, I preferred how the tabletops handled it; that using dark side powers was inherently tempting and very easy to fall into the trap of abusing until you fall.

Again, I genuinely think Greyside garbage is specifically the autistic desire of being able to do both in media because it looks cool. And sure, the stuff does look cool. The problem I have is the refusal for that usage to have a cost and the attempt to justify why you don't battle with your darker desires when you use it. It just comes off as bad fanfiction otherwise to me.

I do genuinely uphold there are moral absolutes in the setting. When there are cosmological forces and emotions based casting, there generally is, even if it's allegedly only the Sith that believe in it... which was George fucking reeing at Dubya btw.
 
Can I point out something real fast about the whole 'push 17 Imperial Star Destroyers away from Yavin IV' thing? It was all of those Jedi students focusing all of their abilities in the Force, channeling it through one lone Force user (Dorsk-81) as a focal point and then he used all of that energy to accomplish the goal. It was one giant Force Push.
He also died in the process. All of that energy flowing through him burned him out. Yeah, it was goddamn silly in retrospect, but he didn't walk away from that Scott-free.
Technically, one could use this as an example of "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
I don't know if that's what Kevin. J. Anderson was going for. But I do know this: Even mighty displays of the Force like this have one hell of a price. You can't go around channeling massive amounts of Force energy without risking something like this happening.

That makes sense, I vaguely recall the name Dorsk, was he clone or a half droid or something?
 
That makes sense, I vaguely recall the name Dorsk, was he clone or a half droid or something?
He was a clone, yes. It was one of those "nature finds its way" sort of situations. All of his predecessor clones prior to him weren't capable of manipulating the Force. Him and his 'brother' Dorsk-82 were. I'm sure if people like Dan and Jason were still playing in the EU, they would have eventually created a retcon like 'the prior clones in the Dorsk line' were actually mild-Force Sensitives and blah blah blah.'
As for the giant Force push situation, hypothetically if I had been an editor at that time, I would have just forced (no pun intended) Kevin to have changed it to something like Dorsk-82 doing a massive Force mind manipulation situation where he took control of all of the fleet's navigators and just made them jump somewhere else or something. Again, I see what Kevin was trying for but sometimes it's best to go with less extreme. Or I would have just made it where the Force push wasn't as far or something. Like making them crash into one of the nearby moons or something.
 
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Never really associated Star Wars with capeshit. I always figured its rival was Star Trek. Semi fantastic semi realistic space fighting with spaceships and lasers and Oton torpedoes.
Star Trek makes capeshit look positively realistic. If Superman fought against the Empire, they'd be losing entire battle groups trying to put him down until Sidious discovers a weakness and uses Sith magic or something to kill him. Sidious would most likely die in the attempt, as well.

Meanwhile, if Superman fought against the Federation, Q can snap his fingers and make him as weak as the average dork in a costume with no powers, or Picard can fire some technobabble beam on him and rearrange his genetic code to make him human, then shoot him in the face with a phaser.

Mass Effect, Star Wars, Warhammer 40K, these are sci-fi worlds with rules and limits. Star Trek tech and space magic does whatever the fuck the plot needs it to do.

I admit, never looked into comic heroes. They look silly and their antics are silly, Darth Vader, Shepard, Spesssh Mehreens were much more serious and cool and edgy. Plus I hate their staple multiverse crap, hated it in Star Trek too.
You're not missing much. The best superhero comics don't dip too hard on the powerscaling and are usually slice-of-life tales or one-shots.

Nah, I preferred how the tabletops handled it; that using dark side powers was inherently tempting and very easy to fall into the trap of abusing until you fall.
Then by that case, would telekinesis cause you to fall? That's basically all Vader does, and yet he's fallen far into darkness more than most Sith in history. Fucking Count Dooku isn't as corrupted as he is, and that old man can shoot lightning from his fingertips. Vader sticks strictly to Jedi powers, but he uses them for nefarious ends. We haven't seen him shoot lightning or use Sith sorcery; all he does is the same laser sword + telekinesis combo that most Jedi have, except he's using them to crush people.

It goes to show that even if you stay away from Sith sorcery and specifically Dark Side powers, you can still fall. Vader in the movies literally sticks to the same powers the Jedi do, yet he's more evil than most lightning-chucking Sith in the setting.

Also, if the Light Side is stronger than the Dark Side, can't you use the Light to conquer the Dark? Bend the Dark Side and make it your instrument to work for the good of all? If anything, such a fear of Dark Side powers goes to show how weak the Jedi Order's faith in the Light Side truly is.

Again, I genuinely think Greyside garbage is specifically the autistic desire of being able to do both in media because it looks cool. And sure, the stuff does look cool. The problem I have is the refusal for that usage to have a cost and the attempt to justify why you don't battle with your darker desires when you use it. It just comes off as bad fanfiction otherwise to me.
Actually, it does have a cost. The fact that a Grey Jedi is close to neither the Light nor the Dark means that using either side is harder. A Light Side Jedi will have an easier time using Light Side powers, a Dark Side Sith would have an easier time using Dark Side powers. It becomes more natural to them. Meanwhile, a Grey Jedi will not be natural to either side.

I do genuinely uphold there are moral absolutes in the setting. When there are cosmological forces and emotions based casting, there generally is, even if it's allegedly only the Sith that believe in it... which was George fucking reeing at Dubya btw.
The only moral absolute in Star Wars is that only the Sith deal in absolutes. The only common lesson in all SW media is "don't be a dick", which most bad guys in the setting break.

Not to mention the fact that the Jedi were wrong multiple times.

Kenobi tells Luke that Vader killed his father, Vader is Luke's father.

Yoda tells Luke that the Jedi only use the Force for knowledge and defense, but he later wants Luke to take his knowledge of the Force and use it to kill Vader and the Emperor.

Yoda tells Luke that the only way forward is to kill his father, Luke saves his father through love and mercy and convinces the man to help them against the Emperor.

The Jedi believed that love is the enemy and that all emotions are to be avoided, instead, love is something that can save a soul in the grip of darkness.

The Jedi believe that being detached from the affairs of the galaxy is a good thing, being detached is what gets them killed when the galaxy that they detached themselves from doesn't give a shit when a popular politician orders the army to wipe out the Jedi Order on a charge of treason. They don't even question it; the Jedi detached themselves from the affairs of the galaxy, so the galaxy doesn't care when they get wiped out. They even cheer for the madlad who did it and made him Emperor for life.

Literally, if we're to judge things by either the films or the Expanded Universe, the Jedi teachings come from a good place, but they're inherently misguided and wrong. Especially about love and detachment. So if they're wrong about that, they can be horribly wrong about the Dark Side, too. Especially when Lucas' version of George Washington for the Rebel Alliance is a Sith who throws lightning everywhere and who uses rage and hatred within the Force to protect his Alliance friends and the ones he loves. Yet when he died, he became one with the Light.

I'm only judging the series by what it put out. Lucas' version of the Alliance founder used the Dark Side but died in the Light because his heart was filled with love for someone else, and the most iconic Sith in the series, the first Sith we see, uses nothing but the standard Jedi power set of telekinesis and lightsaber swordfighting, but his soul is still blacker than most of the Sith in the series, darker than even most of the sorcerers who chuck lightning and make stars go nova.
 
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It's probably just a bunch of deleted/alternate scenes that didn't make it to the final cut.

Sir this is the Star Wars thread, if you want to sperg about current year issues then there are more than enough places to do that.

Fantasy writers have no sense of scale, news at 11.

It's a limited form of telekinesis according to the comics.
They keep putting current year issues in Star Wars so it's relevant. Unless you're fine with exposing kids to dyke parents.
 
They keep putting current year issues in Star Wars so it's relevant. Unless you're fine with exposing kids to dyke parents.
Funny enough, that will make this stuff less relevant once people outgrow such issues.

The original Star Wars and the Prequels centered themselves on timeless messages. Supernatural forces beating technological might. The saving power of love. The warning against trusting earthly powers or thinking with your dick. It doesn't matter what era you're from, those messages will always hold sway.

The current issues political slop, though? That would just get dated as fuck once Gen Alpha grows up and shows no fucking interest in such bullshit.
 
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