Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

Everyone should just spam no when trannies ask these questions. They've been answered numerous times in numerous different ways but they keep asking. You could write a novel that was just from r/askgaybros alone.

It made me laugh when one of the first answers was one of the fags saying "Oh great, time for the PsyOp again"

Its fucking obvious what they're doing at this point. The Pooners are never gonna shift that Overton Window far enough that they'll get these based faggots to accept that a fucking roided out freak of a woman with a hyena clit is a gay man.
Lesbians walk on eggshells around Troons but these fags just don't give two fucks and its glorious to see.

 

[Vampirella]

Troons are always the most pornsick, deviant coomers, with huge (barely) repressed anger issues and inability to deal with not getting their way in any way other than rage

Back in the day I used to call this nerd rage, after seeing many a flipped tables in gaming shops. I don't go to gaming shops anymore.

 

[Dick Johnson]

I'm anti abortion but to get so upset at being reminded of what you are stops you from getting an abortion is insane. The idea that they "need" to get rid of any reminders of reality shows how narcissistic and crazy they truly are.
Some of the comments I decided to copy:

"I completely agree with everything you're saying. They're rather minor changes in terminology, and if it saves somebody from avoiding getting healthcare until it's too late, it's worth it.

Because of the dysphoria, I avoid so-called "Women's" Health Clinics and general obgyn care because of the ache I felt at every "she" and "mother."

This has the potential to harm trans people who can't handle the dysphoria inherent in sexual health care, which could result in potentially fatal conditions, such as cervical cancer or STIs.

Do no harm; that is the hippocratic oath. I don't think saying "birthing parents" or "people with uteruses" is outrageous if it could save lives"

You missed the best one, IMO:

'Trannies in society::piss in the drinking water' is an analogy I would have thought would come from a place like here, and not from trans people trying to justify reorienting society, institutions and language.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I think we look at this through different eyes these days though. Back durin’ the war, Rodney, stuff like music hall was top tier entertainment. People dressed up to do skits, or musical numbers. Most were men, and in any kind of military situation ALL were men. If you read any kind of memoir from the time they talk a lot about keeping each others spirits up with song, or the music hall / variety type stuff. There was nothing else. Maybe you’d get a Vera lynn visit, that’s the only women you’d see on stage unless you’d been stationed to somewhere with can can girls.

It's just classic frat boy behavior, too. Guys in dresses=funny, no need to overthink it.

Trannies are fighting over underwear on Tumblr. More specifically, troons are calling pooners evil rainbow capitalists and dumb bitches for buying specialized underwear

>guys bragging about buying the cheapest underwear possible, then getting surprised when it falls apart after 2 washes
>girls buying the trendy brands of underwear even though they have to e-beg to make rent
Trannies really can't help acting like caricatures of their real sex, can they?

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

You missed the best one, IMO:
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'Trannies in society::piss in the drinking water' is an analogy I would have thought would come from a place like here, and not from trans people trying to justify reorienting society, institutions and language.

Absolutely amazing analogy, troons are the 1% piss that is ruining a perfectly fine glass of water. I think the better solution would be to get rid of that one percent, not turn the water into 100% piss.

 

[Internet Wizard]

This fucker's dad is a Saudi banker who works for the International Monetary Fund. He is basically set for a hundred lives yet he surrendered them all for some sweet, sweet coom.

And the family, of course, deadnamed him on the obit. I cannot find the original on Twitter.
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Xe fumbled so hard. Imagine having virtually no reason not to take what you can from your family and ditch them for amnesty in the West (as a T&H Fag ideally). Could do basically anything you wanted, but ofc not getting enough online attention and validation means you should ack!

It's been a while since I looked into it but I'm pretty sure mental illness was 90% of what brought him back to Saudia and thus led to his suicide. He had zero reason to let his dad stalk him, literally couldn't even commit to step 1 of estrangement and somehow expected his twitter army to be enough like any lay tranny micro celeb. Seriously something about the twitter troon that's too unmotivated to do anything other than be a colossal retard (and also deliberately getting persecuted for attention) needs to be studied. I watch the Caden thread now because it's barrelling in the exact same direction, nonstop commitment to PooSky attention whoring instead of investing even a little into mental health

 

[Hassou Tobi]

But the therapist Ms Breen is suing told us, via a lawyer, that almost all of the notes were unavailable, due to water damage.

Hmm how convenient

https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/12/06/americas-best-known-practitioner-of-youth-gender-medicine-is-being-sued

 

[horseorigin]

Xe fumbled so hard. Imagine having virtually no reason not to take what you can from your family and ditch them for amnesty in the West (as a T&H Fag ideally). Could do basically anything you wanted, but ofc not getting enough online attention and validation means you should ack!

It's been a while since I looked into it but I'm pretty sure mental illness was 90% of what brought him back to Saudia and thus led to his suicide. He had zero reason to let his dad stalk him, literally couldn't even commit to step 1 of estrangement and somehow expected his twitter army to be enough like any lay tranny micro celeb. Seriously something about the twitter troon that's too unmotivated to do anything other than be a colossal retard (and also deliberately getting persecuted for attention) needs to be studied. I watch the Caden thread now because it's barrelling in the exact same direction

It is bizarre to me, that this young guy gave up his family for his perversion. He unironically would’ve rather died, than to stop dressing up like a little girl. I don’t approve of the bat shit insane Muslim tactics. However his parents, even as imperfect as they are, probably saw that something horrible was happening to their kid and needed to intervene somehow. So he kills himself, leaving his family with the trauma. All because he wanted to selfishly indulge himself all day, every day, for the rest of his life. Very disturbing stuff all around.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Based Nancy Mace mocking trannies

https://x.com/NancyMace/status/1864741076432552430

"Alright, so some tranny protestors showed up..." LMAO. Talk about marching into No Fucks Given territory and planting your flag. Good for her. And us. Moar, please!

The average gay man you claim to wanna be is met with more depravity than the average woman when it comes to sex and dating. You clam up when a man talks to you sweetly? Oh honey, wait until you find out how many feminine men get raped and brutalized by other men.

Ever since the dawning of gay rights, publicly revealing the depraved and aggressive aspects of gay male culture has been verboten. It's bad PR and the rest of the world is better off not knowing about it. That censorship is still active today, because removing it would trash some well crafted and comfy myths about gay men that were painstakingly created earlier to make them more acceptable to normie/straight culture to get protected class status and marriage rights for L & G. So due to lack of honesty (and a whole lot of romaticism) it's assumed that depravity and sexual violence never happens in the gay male world. Even thought it does all the time. Because we're talkin' about men having sex with other men here. Duh.

Trannies in society::piss in the drinking water

Kek. That works!

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[Fapcop]

I'll always find funny the difference in reactions to being DENIED between Pooners and Troons.
When a Transbian encounters lesbians who are honest about not wanting AGP freakshows in their spaces and not wanting to date them, the Transbians respond with foaming at the mouth rage, rape threats, death threats, and try to get the subs shut down and the offending dykes banned, and if they can get an IRL ID they'll try to ruin their lives,
vs
the Pooners, who whine, cajole, complain about how its "unfair" and play language games to passive aggressively gaslight the fags, all of which just results in the more patient fags just stonewalling (lol) the Pooners with reality while the less patient ones or the ones that are done with that shit will just ridicule and shit on the pathetic Pooners, who end up just sulkily shrinking off, maybe with a snarky remark that just provokes more gales of laughter.

The reality of what they are is revealed by the way they deal with having their LARP refused.

That particular complaint is about pooner porn “getting hate”.

In other words: tranny men want to fuck lesbians.

Tranny women want to feel desired.

Kinda makes you think!

 

[Necrosan]

"Woman who'd lost all hope loses a small bit of hope she didn't know she still had". (R)

Spoiler: Text

My wife wants to have a second baby.

by Acrobatic-Earth-684

I spoke to her honestly, saying, "What makes you think I want to have a second baby with you?" After that moment, it felt like she finally grasped what I had been trying to convey all along: if my treatment or my changes upset her, she has every right to walk away.
She responded by saying, "Well, it’s because you were so excited about the last pregnancy test; you thought it was positive."
At that time, it had only been six months since the arrival of our first child.
She mentioned wanting me to return to the urologist to check on my sperm count from last time.
The last time I saw a urologist was three years ago. At that point, my sperm count was 15 million, but they were all quite slow, which left me with only a 2% chance of conception.
Now, with being on hormones for almost two years, I’m uncertain about my current count or my chances of fathering another child. It took us two years to conceive initially. I had nearly given up hope, but after five months on hormones, my sperm became active, leading to her pregnancy on August 11, 2023.
I’ve contemplated divorce for quite a while now, but two significant reasons have kept me from taking that step.
Firstly, my love for her—a persistent hope that she might change, and the understanding that “love is blind.” When love is present, we often overlook each other’s flaws.
Secondly, our first child weighs heavily on my heart. I worry about raising her in a broken home, where her parents no longer love each other.
I genuinely try to foster love for her, but it becomes increasingly challenging amidst a toxic work environment and what feels like a somewhat toxic atmosphere at home.
Over the past four years, the thought of divorce has surfaced in my mind on seven different occasions.

Don't worry, everyone is celebrating with you. (R)

Spoiler: Text

its just as the title says i got home from the hospital at like 12:30 with taco bell, pain meds and no balls! i cant believe it finally happened im so happy.

 

[Vampirella]

>What makes you think I want to have a second baby with you?
Not, what makes you think I want to have a second baby, no he added with you. He's a self centered fuck, his wife should have left when he said he was a troon.

 

[Chandelier]

I'll always find funny the difference in reactions to being DENIED between Pooners and Troons.
When a Transbian encounters lesbians who are honest about not wanting AGP freakshows in their spaces and not wanting to date them, the Transbians respond with foaming at the mouth rage, rape threats, death threats, and try to get the subs shut down and the offending dykes banned, and if they can get an IRL ID they'll try to ruin their lives,
vs
the Pooners, who whine, cajole, complain about how its "unfair" and play language games to passive aggressively gaslight the fags, all of which just results in the more patient fags just stonewalling (lol) the Pooners with reality while the less patient ones or the ones that are done with that shit will just ridicule and shit on the pathetic Pooners, who end up just sulkily shrinking off, maybe with a snarky remark that just provokes more gales of laughter.

The reality of what they are is revealed by the way they deal with having their LARP refused.

It's actually funny seeing threats come from the two. Pooners will go on about how they fucked your mother and how they "made her squirt" as if they're teenage boys ...but transwomen are the ones that actually wield their dick so to speak when making threats. "I'll fucking rape you" comes off as infinitely more aggressive than "I fucked your mother", and their reactions to you calling their bluff is different, too. The pooner will double down - while breaking down crying after all is said and done - with their Uber autistic threats, while the Troon will descend into a narc rage.

This turns out when you mock their genitalia too: call a roid clit a school eraser - because they're no bigger than 1-2 inches - and the pooner will still insist it's a dick and they're a man and there's nothing wrong with it, while the Troon will threaten to choke you with theirs.

Pooner threats are funny because they think they sound so badass and manly and then you go to their Twitter or social media and see them complain that someone insulted them.

 

[Poonocchio]

More pipsqueak pooners arguing with based faggots over not wanting to fuck them.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/s/ISXy0LHQnC

"If dick in pussy is gay sex then your dad is gay" is random.txt material, crying laughing here. Based faggots are the best faggots.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pooner threats are funny because they think they sound so badass and manly and then you go to their Twitter or social media and see them complain that someone insulted them.

"I know that I am a man and I'm valid but it sucks I've never felt so dehumanized and alone before...."

 

[Pepo]

I know pooners aren't known for making good life choices, but this is hands down one of the dumbest tattoo ideas I've ever seen.

This was posted to reddit by the tattoo "artist" with no additional information about the lil' dood here, but the redditors instantly knew that this was a pooner. Anyone that assumed this is a breast cancer survivor were downvoted. Most commenters think that this looks good on our stunning and brave lil' dood here, and that it "fucks with perspective". It just calls attention to the narrow shoulders and the unnaturally concave chest, which I'm sure the pooner doesn't want us to notice. My line of sight was immediately drawn to the zippertits, unfortunately, so if this was supposed to distract from the scars, I don't think it worked.

Also lol at the melted nipples in the last image. I'm surprised they didn't rot off. What a manly man.
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[Paper Machete]

lol Is that a pittie I spy as the dog tattoo? ofc it would be.

 

[fitty tucker]

I know pooners aren't known for making good life choices, but this is hands down one of the dumbest tattoo ideas I've ever seen.
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This was posted to reddit by the tattoo "artist" with no additional information about the lil' dood here, but the redditors instantly knew that this was a pooner. Anyone that assumed this is a breast cancer survivor were downvoted. Most commenters think that this looks good on our stunning and brave lil' dood here, and that it "fucks with perspective". It just calls attention to the narrow shoulders and the unnaturally concave chest, which I'm sure the pooner doesn't want us to notice. My line of sight was immediately drawn to the zippertits, unfortunately, so if this was supposed to distract from the scars, I don't think it worked.

Also lol at the melted nipples in the last image. I'm surprised they didn't rot off. What a manly man.
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I've been staring at the images for at least 5 minutes straight, putting my finger over part of it, trying to figure out what in the fuck this is supposed to be. Looked in the comments for helpful answers, all they say is "it makes her chest look wider" (wtf no it does not)

Why are there two sets of shadows? That type of crisp straight line doesn't occur naturally in either of those areas. Just looks like someone tried to spray paint a sign, then moved it and continued to spray paint, while she was standing behind it lol.

What optical illusion is this supposed to make? How will it somehow look LESS retarded when she's wearing clothes? I have so many questions.

edit: squinting at it makes it looks like she's naked with a little monkey holding onto her like it's a backpack

double edit: the OP account has been suspended lmao

 

[Vampirella]

Face of a middle aged mom, body of an over stuffed potato sack. She's got those old lady jowls going on.