Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Necrosan]

What optical illusion is this supposed to make? How will it somehow look LESS retarded when she's wearing clothes? I have so many questions.

I do find it strangely fascinating, My only guess is she is so insecure about her zippertits that she added these to instantly avert people's gaze from them.

If the tattoo was meant to be seen while wearing clothes she would've wore them. I think it's just her attempt at highlighting her shoulders/collarbone to distract from, well, everything else.

 

[ketamine jack]

Most commenters think that this looks good on our stunning and brave lil' dood here, and that it "fucks with perspective".

Queer masculinity...?
They always find a way to create the most ridiculous and meaningless terms they can. It doesn't “fuck with perception”, it's actually gross to the eye LOL

 

[FinnSven]

It made me laugh when one of the first answers was one of the fags saying "Oh great, time for the PsyOp again"

Its fucking obvious what they're doing at this point. The Pooners are never gonna shift that Overton Window far enough that they'll get these based faggots to accept that a fucking roided out freak of a woman with a hyena clit is a gay man.
Lesbians walk on eggshells around Troons but these fags just don't give two fucks and its glorious to see.

Pooner threats are funny because they think they sound so badass and manly and then you go to their Twitter or social media and see them complain that someone insulted them.

At the end of the day, women have to be concerned about Troons turning violent. Especially as there are examples of Troons assaulting older women at protests and memes around “punch a terf”.

Pooners on the other hand, if they did seriously step to men, then they will get beaten and they know it.
Plus they are willingly forgoing the stigma of men hitting women.

 

[AMHOLIO]

"I had to go on Depo (hrt banned for minors, I was 16-17) from a women's clinic (humiliating), and it gave me symptoms that made my dysphoria worse (except for stopping the cycle, which is the reason I continued it). Because of the symptoms the shot caused, i had horrible paranoia that I somehow defied logic and became pregnant without sex, and let me tell you all the "WOMEN who take depo" stuff did NOT make me feel any better. I really wish it was easier to shift people's language so looking up symptoms wasn't as unbearable"

This woman cannot fucking function within a society.

 

[FinnSven]

I know pooners aren't known for making good life choices, but this is hands down one of the dumbest tattoo ideas I've ever seen.
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This was posted to reddit by the tattoo "artist" with no additional information about the lil' dood here, but the redditors instantly knew that this was a pooner. Anyone that assumed this is a breast cancer survivor were downvoted. Most commenters think that this looks good on our stunning and brave lil' dood here, and that it "fucks with perspective". It just calls attention to the narrow shoulders and the unnaturally concave chest, which I'm sure the pooner doesn't want us to notice. My line of sight was immediately drawn to the zippertits, unfortunately, so if this was supposed to distract from the scars, I don't think it worked.

Also lol at the melted nipples in the last image. I'm surprised they didn't rot off. What a manly man.
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She looks much more like a breast cancer survivor who had a double mastectomy.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

She looks much more like a breast cancer survivor who had a double mastectomy.

They take the nipples as well with cancer, everything comes off the chest area, can't risk it spreading, whereas most pooners will elect to keep their nips and have them grafted back on. Then there are the crazy surgeons who will do the areolas in crazy shapes for those who always wanted stars for nips. Gender surgery is  weird and idk how it's still considered a serious medical discipline.

 

[FinnSven]

They take the nipples as well with cancer, everything comes off the chest area, can't risk it spreading, whereas most pooners will elect to keep their nips and have them grafted back on. Then there are the crazy surgeons who will do the areolas in crazy shapes for those who always wanted stars for nips. Gender surgery is  weird and idk how it's still considered a serious medical discipline.

My ex wife just had one breast removed.

There were offers to get a nipple tattoo, which one or two women had had, and they looked a bit like these crazy transplanted pooner nipples.

 

[Fapcop]

I've been staring at the images for at least 5 minutes straight, putting my finger over part of it, trying to figure out what in the fuck this is supposed to be. Looked in the comments for helpful answers, all they say is "it makes her chest look wider" (wtf no it does not)

Now when you’re done pondering the particular retardation behind the tattoo itself, why don’t you go on to speculate about the retardation of how much it cost her.

That shit wasn’t cheap. Every “fleck” of spray paint had to put on, one at a time. Shit wasn’t cheap.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

I know pooners aren't known for making good life choices, but this is hands down one of the dumbest tattoo ideas I've ever seen.

Is that a tattoo?

It looks like the cardboard on my garage floor after I've spray painted a few things.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Good news about the LPGA

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

Archive here. This guy’s whole channel is insanely funny, so I’ll archive that too.
From what I remember, he’s a closeted or non-passing Asian troon whose conservative parents try not to think about it. He makes a lot of unhinged videos about how Abigail Shapiro is a man or lame memes. For example, he created and used to moderate subreddits like r/4Tran, r/OkBuddyRetard, r/BoneHurtingJuice and r/Dogelore. He use to moderate various Discords because of course he did, streamed himself pissing on Twitch, did a cum tribute on one of him anime figurines, and other totally normal female behaviour.

The brainworms video is (I haven’t watched it through yet) likely a reference to this tranny website of the same name full of useful tips to improve your bullying.

I completely skipped past that post until you brought attention to this hapa (iirc) faggot. A bit of unknown info that's been mostly lost to history, but he was also a member of a discord group called the ebic sad bunch. It was a private grooming circle that started with a couple dozen confused teenagers and a couple trannies and ended with a full blown troon harem. He's also done a cum tribute to the (at the time) underage owner of that server.

 

[Chandelier]

Not really a Tranny L per se, but someone mentioned asexuals ITT and how there's a paradox with them allegedly having no sex drive while also having a sex drive and wanting romance and children while also claiming to have no sex drive. Here these autistic women react to their sexuality getting triggered by pretty fictional white men:

This is not an isolated event.

 

[Kent Allard]

[I completely skipped past that post until you brought attention to this hapa (iirc) faggot.

 

[Local Farmer]

my private photos

I’m putting 20 dollars on these photos not being legal in any US state or Territory

 

[CallmeCicada]

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Good news about the LPGA

When did Bill Burr take up golfing?

 

[Dilatortron3000]

Not really a Tranny L per se, but someone mentioned asexuals ITT and how there's a paradox with them allegedly having no sex drive while also having a sex drive and wanting romance and children while also claiming to have no sex drive. Here these autistic women react to their sexuality getting triggered by pretty fictional white men:
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This is not an isolated event.

So when what does being asexual ACTUALLY mean? do any of these labels have actual meanings

 

[90 Seconds]

So when what does being asexual ACTUALLY mean? do any of these labels have actual meanings

why yes! the meaning is "please believe I am special and oppressed for not fucking every person I see the moment I am with him/her alone. mom and dad didn't pay enough attention to me and I need to fuel my adulthood persecution complex somehow."

 

[Aunt Carol]

They take the nipples as well with cancer, everything comes off the chest area, can't risk it spreading,

Cancer surgeries vary; if it looks like there's enough margin, nipple options will come up.

Weird that transmen die if they have breast tissue, transwomen die if they don't, but the boring kind of women can survive a medically-necessary mastectomy, even without reconstruction. You'd think you'd hear the heart monitor start alarming as soon as the tits hit the specimen bucket.

Needs further study, I guess. If it's the presence of cancer that's protective, maybe we can start injecting transgender patients with tumor cells to paradoxically increase their life expectancies.

 

[Positron]

"Woman who'd lost all hope loses a small bit of hope she didn't know she still had". (R)

"...after five months on hormones, my sperm became active, leading to her pregnancy on August 11, 2023."
The wife consented to conceive even after the husband trooned out, presumably because she imagines that a baby would evoke his fatherly instinct or some shit. Don't do it ladies.

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Both Jamie Reeds (whistleblower of Washington U Gender Clinic) and Empress Terf herself recommends the Economist story, so here's the archive.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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That girl should hire some security.