Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

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So it would make sense to create a new account elsewhere and start over with a new identity.
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Given how she completely dropped off the lawtube radar and even changed her last name for the stage, I’m unconvinced. Other than a morbid obsession like the rest of us, I can’t imagine she’d even try to involve herself again when she has (had?) a legitimate career in traditional local news.
 
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They talk about melton around 2:31:00 or so it's the Hughezy interview. Just the interview with Melton is below on youtube. Melton fan boy comments are hilarious "can't these guys tell he is being sarcastic" lol morons lying about committing federal crimes to use the excuse (it's a comedy show, i lie about everything in court) is not a good strategy.


 
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hunchbacksrus said:
"can't these guys tell he is being sarcastic"
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It´s always the same with these retards... the dude spent 10 minutes lusting after the new neighbor´s kids, conjecturing on how he would lure them into his house but it was just a prank, bro! It´s not like he actually thought that bit through and decided to drop it on his audience that shares his interests in "comedy".
When the guy implies, apropos of nothing, that it would be impossible to get trapped in a mine with a kid and not fuck it, it´s not like a thought, probably a fantasy, previously permeating his head; it´s just a prank, bro.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
It´s always the same with these retards... the dude spent 10 minutes lusting after the new neighbor´s kids, conjecturing on how he would lure them into his house but it was just a prank, bro! It´s not like he actually thought that bit through and decided to drop it on his audience that shares his interests in "comedy".
When the guy implies, apropos of nothing, that it would be impossible to get trapped in a mine with a kid and not fuck it, it´s not like a thought, probably a fantasy, previously permeating his head; it´s just a prank, bro.
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yup oh you are too stupid too see what he is doing he is andy kaufman brilliant comedy, lol he's a border line criminal who has got away with shit for years and now the hammer is about to come down. BTW check out his NLO coin which Misery loves clips posted today on twitter 10 years ago he scammed his fans to buy into a coin that never traded

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yup oh you are too stupid too see what he is doing he is andy kaufman brilliant comedy, lol he's a border line criminal who has got away with shit for years and now the hammer is about to come down. BTW check out his NLO coin which Misery loves clips posted today on twitter 10 years ago he scammed his fans to buy into a coin that never traded

NLO coin
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Whenever Melton has to write something funny for these blurbs or xeets, he just sounds like the biggest try hard faggot. Doubly so when you hear him speak and mush mouth his way through what he considers comedy.
 
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Whenever Melton has to write something funny for these blurbs or xeets, he just sounds like the biggest try hard faggot. Doubly so when you hear him speak and mush mouth his way through what he considers comedy.
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whats hilarious is melton was doing podcasts on bitcoin 10 years ago when it was 500 now its 100,000 so 200x return and somehow he found a way to make no money off it lol total loser. Redbar said at the time Melton is not saving those coins you give to him for payment he is just cashing them out and spending the cash, about right.
 
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He's just got a back pack under his shirt for hiding all his AI generated child images, right? That's not actual flesh under there.

My mom would always say she wanted to see morbidly obese people naked just so she could see the shape their body under the clothes. I'm experiencing that right now.
 
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He's just got a back pack under his shirt for hiding all his AI generated child images, right? That's not actual flesh under there.

My mom would always say she wanted to see morbidly obese people naked just so she could see the shape their body under the clothes. I'm experiencing that right now.
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Kevin Brennan said he saw melton take off his shirt once and it was not a pleasant experience LOL
 
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