Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Aunt Carol said:
It's probably something like this. "Acute renal failure" is a really common admitting diagnosis, and it's the same way you could say everyone on the planet died after cardiac arrest.
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Maybe chronic opioid abuse coupled with opioid OD is what I guessed. That troon looks like an opioid enthusiast to me.

@sarna I will forever appreciate this ability to see what lists people are on on Bluesky. Most excellent. "Incapable of critical thought"' particularly tickled me; you've gotta be pretty irrational if even your fellow Skeeters can see that, Beckah.
 
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Sailor Kim Jong Moon said:
Hannah is only getting 2 presents for Christmas. That’s one less present than parents she has lmao

Go to a thrift store and buy her some used books for a few pennies if you’re so hard up on cash.

Or maybe those 5 adults could go look for a job??
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For posterity, the Skeets where Becky blathers about being so poor that Hannah only gets two gifts.

I actually agree that kids/babies don't need TONS of gifts on Christmas, but you know this is less about consumerism than it is about saving that money for Becky's presents.

Also, good to see Becky is back on contact with her EBIL Trump-supporter family; right on time for holiday gifts, too. What a shock.

Edit: wait, ONE income? So Sam isn't working anymore? Or Daniel isn't? Someone lost a job.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
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For posterity, the Skeets where Becky blathers about being so poor that Hannah only gets two gifts.

I actually agree that kids/babies don't need TONS of gifts on Christmas, but you know this is less about consumerism than it is about saving that money for Becky's presents.

Also, good to see Becky is back on contact with her EBIL Trump-supporter family; right on time for holiday gifts, too. What a shock.

Edit: wait, ONE income? So Sam isn't working anymore? Or Daniel isn't? Someone lost a job.
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Kids don’t need a lot of toys but they do need some that are developmentally appropriate. Christmas is a great time to bring out new, challenging/open ended toys that will be with Hannah as she grows into toddlerhood next year. Or toy friendly books. Or larger clothes. Or big kid cups & cutlery. Or even just a pack of jumbo crayons.

If the grandparents are upset about it, I assume it’s less about consumerism and more about the lack of stimulation in the house.

I know parents that go way overboard during the year and do the 1/2 presents and a membership to a museum route at Christmas.
 
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Becky would throw a fit if the cucks only got HER a single gift for those holidays. But it's fine for Hah-nuh, the baby she loves with all her heart. And she "scrimped and saved" to decorate to look like her Pinterest board. I guarantee we'll see weed drinks and gummies in her upcoming photos that cost as much as getting a couple of inexpensive plushes for Hah-nuh.

And she bought a $60 toy on Black Friday but didn't wait until Christmas to give it to the kid? Her impulse control is just absolutely nonexistent. How does she even get through the day with that lack of basic human levels of control over her own brain?

Also: "A single paycheck"? Is Sam now the only income earner? Or is his full-time job just too low-wage for Becky to even acknowledge its existence?
 
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This is the closest Becky has made me to be MATI and I just deleted a whole wall of text where I overshared a bit too much about celebrating a rough Christmas with younglings involved, and I'm not the kind of person who cares that much about the holidays anyway. If she tries to use it as an excuse to beg for donations, I'm going to be at risk of fedposting.
"She's just too young to understand presents, guys" is completely missing the damn point. I guess that, by that logic, you could just skip being nice to any old family member who suffers from dementia or any beloved pet, since they won't remember they owe you anyway. What a fucking rotten human being.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
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Of course they're angry you stupid, greedy cunt. They gave you 500 bucks, and you blew it on a park trip with your inappropriately young boyfriend. You were supposed to save it for situations exactly like this.

I hope her family scratches off the bar code on Hannah's presents. Becky seems like the type to return them for the money.
 
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Forgotten Beast said:
This is the closest Becky has made me to be MATI and I just deleted a whole wall of text where I overshared a bit too much about celebrating a rough Christmas with younglings involved
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I feel your pain. Was literally talking myself out of a PL along the same lines.

Given the amount of people who are genuinely struggling with inflation etc and her inability to acknowledge how well off she clearly is, I'm surprised she hasn't found herself on some lists called things like "first against the wall". There are enough Commie LARPers on Bluesky, after all.
 
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I won't PL about my own kids, but I will say this.

When I was a kid, my mom got fired just before Thanksgiving. I was 2. My dad's job was enough to keep the roof over our heads and food in our mouths, but we were a paycheck-to-paycheck working class family and there was nothing for extras, no way to skim even an extra $20 away from the food budget, we were already scrimping.

She could have said "well, whatever, a kid won't remember Christmas and it's stupid to get her anything."

Instead, she found a discarded Little Tikes play kitchen sitting on the end of a driveway when she was going to interview for a job. It had crayon marks all over it. She took it home, put it in an area I couldn't see so it'd be a Christmas morning Santa surprise, and worked in the night for hours to scrub the crayon marks off and made it look beautiful again. She got some cheap play food to put in it and made sure there were some other small things to unwrap under the tree, even though she had to sell some of her own possessions to get those small things.

I never had any idea it wasn't a "normal" Christmas. I loved that play kitchen. I only found out about its origin when I was an adult and talking to my mom about getting laid off near the holidays.

My mom wasn't a perfect mom by any means (in fact, she had a lot of cluster B difficulties that give her common ground with Becky, which is part of why this cow fascinates me). But my mom never failed to make sure we felt loved and provided for on our birthdays and Christmas, no matter what that took. Becky has made me feel closer to my own mother, who at least tried, in spite of having more than a passing similarity to some of Becky's other behaviors.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
My mom wasn't a perfect mom by any means (in fact, she had a lot of cluster B difficulties that give her common ground with Becky, which is part of why this cow fascinates me). But my mom never failed to make sure we felt loved and provided for on our birthdays and Christmas, no matter what that took. Becky has made me feel closer to my own mother, who at least tried, in spite of having more than a passing similarity to some of Becky's other behaviors.
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I’m gonna call my ma today, you got me right in the feels.
 
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They're flat broke, scrimping and saving, but what do you think, Bluesky, should she buy a $12 plus s&h cat toy because it's *edgy*? Cmon lady.

I'd bed Mami and Papi gave her money when she whined they had no Jewmas cash. Likely was for Becky to buy Hah-nuh gifts, but whatever Becky wants.
 
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Sailor Kim Jong Moon said:
Which one of Hannah’s parents didn’t get her anything for Christmas?
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Unless I missed it above, there's no particular answer. I'm guessing "we" are giving her two gifts, but it's not like any of them work and when they do have money it's all spent on placating Becky's immense collection of grudges against the world.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
I do find it pretty funny when Jews celebrate Christmas, but whatever. I'm not a Jew so I have no skin in this game except that it feels like a waste for our Jewish Bruja to not celebrate some extremely watered down and modernized "solstice" instead of literally the birth of a Messiah she doesn't believe in? I mean, Christmas is pretty removed from Jesus at this point, but it still feels silly to be like "Ew, I'm not a HORRIBLE CHRISTIAN, YUCK!" but then "oh, but your holidays are quite good, please and thank you."
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Her non-Jewish extended family aren’t going to send her gifts for Hanukkah. This ain’t hard.
 
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Pargon said:
Her non-Jewish extended family aren’t going to send her gifts for Hanukkah. This ain’t hard.
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I don't think you have to have a Christmas Tree/Celebrate Christmas to accept Christmas gifts - or at least none of my Jewish friends have ever been conflicted by it.
 
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