Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[King Metalia]

I don't believe he's in a group home either, but my question is, where is he? Could he already be homeless? Maybe in an abandoned house or something and he just calls it a group home?

I wouldn't be surprised if Andy became homeless only to then be arrested for defecation in the streets or something equally disgusting.

 

[Hamstirer]

I keep thinking this is just a fuck ugly woman.

Haha it's sad that he legit passes better than 99.9% of troons. I skimmed over and didn't even know until I read your comment.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Found this guy through YouTube. Been keeping up with his most recent arc here. What a repugnant individual. Glad the cops aren't playing his games anymore. It was fun seeing him getting hauled out of that hospital. Hope it happens more often

Prepare for the phrase, "Stop 'buzing me" to be etched into the recesses of your mind.

It's fascinating.

Like, Raxx is my personal cow, I know almost everything you could know about Raxx without contacting people, y'know? And I still hate Andy more!

Confirmed: Certified hood Raxx nigga

 

[WelperHelper99]

Prepare for the phrase, "Stop 'buzing me" to be etched into the recesses of your mind.

Didn't he say that to the cop that turned off his gay oil humidifier that made his mom sick? Bro this guy... I fucking hate him

 

[Governor Rocknar]

I wouldn't be surprised if Andy became homeless only to then be arrested for defecation in the streets or something equally disgusting.

Andy would be thrilled to be arrested because he can perform his "I have autism, I can't DO ANYTHING!" routine and eventually he'll be released from custody and the charges dropped due to his being indigent and with schizo affective disorder. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

What really needs to happen to Andy is he needs to die. And given how Andy likes to play with his own poop, he's at risk for Hepatitis-A. Andy's legs are certain to get diabetic gout, from the sheer volumes of peanut butter sandwiches and sodas he consumes. Andy won't listen to any doctors when the time comes to remove one of his feet. Then it'll spread to his other foot. Andy won't listen. The gout will inevitably work it's way into the legs, and assuming Andy is still mobile, he won't be for much longer. Andy will stage another fall to aggravate his back injury (his addiction to opiates was likely another reason he was kicked out of the hospital) - only this fall will do damage to his hip, which Andy will be in horrible pain from for the rest of his life. (serves the bastard proper for what he did to his mother!)

Hopefully Andy has developed an osteosarcoma by this time, and after Andy dies painfully by the age of 45, then we don't have to be MATI anymore!

 

[McSneaks]

Andy would be thrilled to be arrested because he can perform his "I have autism, I can't DO ANYTHING!" routine and eventually he'll be released from custody and the charges dropped due to his being indigent and with schizo affective disorder. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

What really needs to happen to Andy is he needs to die. And given how Andy likes to play with his own poop, he's at risk for Hepatitis-A. Andy's legs are certain to get diabetic gout, from the sheer volumes of peanut butter sandwiches and sodas he consumes. Andy won't listen to any doctors when the time comes to remove one of his feet. Then it'll spread to his other foot. Andy won't listen. The gout will inevitably work it's way into the legs, and assuming Andy is still mobile, he won't be for much longer. Andy will stage another fall to aggravate his back injury (his addiction to opiates was likely another reason he was kicked out of the hospital) - only this fall will do damage to his hip, which Andy will be in horrible pain from for the rest of his life. (serves the bastard proper for what he did to his mother!)

Hopefully Andy has developed an osteosarcoma by this time, and after Andy dies painfully by the age of 45, then we don't have to be MATI anymore!

Keyword being "eventually", that gives plenty of time for some angry gorilla to bash his face into the toilet.

Also don't forget EVERYONE there knows and hates Andy, so unless it happened far away from home no one is going to go easy or treat him nicely and that includes all the police and anyone else he interacts with. He's not some rando crazy violent junkie he's a complete POS

 

[Banquet Meal]

What really needs to happen to Andy is he needs to die

 

[Fiend Cat]

What really needs to happen to Andy is he needs to die.

This event could achieve world peace.

I've got an iron stomach when it comes to most lolcows, that does not apply to Andy. For someone with the moniker "The Poopsquatch" to exist and breathe the same oxygen as us tells me that if there is a God, he is clearly a malevolent being. All of this is actually disgusting and I've had to stop reading for long periods of time just so I wouldn't vomit.

His poor parents, man. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I spent all of my time raising a child for it to turn into... this.

 

[Shanndog]

I don't believe he's in a group home either, but my question is, where is he? Could he already be homeless? Maybe in an abandoned house or something and he just calls it a group home?

(heh i actually said similar in a past post as another person was asking about this) its amazing how far Andy goes to play and try to keep up this act aint it?
he is in hotels and such, i mean, you can tell by the pics of his ''group homes'' he shows they are clearly hotels, low end ones too, mismatched curtains, very basic and worn furniture...in actual group homes clients often bring their own stuff and its decorated very homey and with personal possessions, decor, furniture and all - and for clients who dont have much; they often get furniture donated or provided but its usually in very nice condition plus they have belongings and all. but even the shitty group homes do not look like the rooms Andy keeps showing and calling them his group home... that is just more crap for him to use plus its his fantasy so he tries to play it up and imagine/play make believe that he is in his group care home LOL its so disgusting, what he dont realize is that most of those places are shit, and actual abuse is rampant. they look homey and cozy, but the people who run them make them anything but. Andy likes to say ''hey guys look im in my group home'' to: number 1, play it up like, ''see? i told yall i was disabled, see i got me a group home''... and he does it to self pander into his demented fantasies. - in the words of the dubbed ''autism slayer'' cop at jail intake: ''this guy is one sick gross motherfucker''.

 

[Banquet Meal]

wouldnt it be insane if someone somehow got him to do an interview?? like really find out what the hell is going on in his big stupid head?? offer him some a case of crinklz and a mcdonalds gift card or something in return
*kidding obviously, he deserves zero mcdonalds OR crinklz

 

[King Metalia]

Andy would be thrilled to be arrested because he can perform his "I have autism, I can't DO ANYTHING!" routine and eventually he'll be released from custody and the charges dropped due to his being indigent and with schizo affective disorder. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

What really needs to happen to Andy is he needs to die. And given how Andy likes to play with his own poop, he's at risk for Hepatitis-A. Andy's legs are certain to get diabetic gout, from the sheer volumes of peanut butter sandwiches and sodas he consumes. Andy won't listen to any doctors when the time comes to remove one of his feet. Then it'll spread to his other foot. Andy won't listen. The gout will inevitably work it's way into the legs, and assuming Andy is still mobile, he won't be for much longer. Andy will stage another fall to aggravate his back injury (his addiction to opiates was likely another reason he was kicked out of the hospital) - only this fall will do damage to his hip, which Andy will be in horrible pain from for the rest of his life. (serves the bastard proper for what he did to his mother!)

Hopefully Andy has developed an osteosarcoma by this time, and after Andy dies painfully by the age of 45, then we don't have to be MATI anymore!

I don't want him dead myself, truthfully I just want to see him get his ass beat.

 

[Amewsed]

I don't want him dead myself, truthfully I just want to see him get his ass beat.

Preferably in the middle of a tirade after being called fake.

"Your buzin me!"

"Yep, I am. Now shut the fuck up and admit you're a faker with a poo fetish, you pathetic excuse for a man or I shall continue to buze you. "

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

No one really knows where Andy is aside from Andy and his hander.

He's obviously got some sort of housing set up in Cleveland after he was released from jail as he is posting his new vids from somewhere. And judging from the vid's it not a hotel.

I personally would agree that Cleveland tossed Andy in a group home by some do good'er Ohio judge but either got tossed after a week, he did post a Google Review of a Cleveland Support Home saying that they were bad people and 'buzed him.

The real question is where did he go after that? My guess would be to just another home. Cleveland APS is still new to Andy's shenanigans and probably moved him into another home because what else are they going to do?

Andy can't go home to New York as he's got nothing there. He can't go home to the PoopSquatch Den due to the Domestic Violence charge and he's exhausted the support options available to him in the local area as they've figured out his game. If he gets sent back to Tonowanda he's on the street as even the homeless shelters don't want him.

He puts up a good enough of a retard facade, he fooled all those EMS works that were called when he laid down in the street after all, that most social workers would be reluctant to just turf him out onto the streets. I'd say Andy is currently working his way thru the Cleveland APS system just like he did in New York. His last series of video's all come from somewhere somewhat decent and he is bitching and moaning about his group home roommates all leaving. So there's that.

Sadly the bodycam video aside we only get what dribbles of content that Andy choose to release so we just have to wait for him to drop more videos and hopefully we get more hints as to what Mr Stinky is up to.

 

[Amewsed]

No one really knows where Andy is aside from Andy and his hander.

He's obviously got some sort of housing set up in Cleveland after he was released from jail as he is posting his new vids from somewhere. And judging from the vid's it not a hotel.

I personally would agree that Cleveland tossed Andy in a group home by some do good'er Ohio judge but either got tossed after a week, he did post a Google Review of a Cleveland Support Home saying that they were bad people and 'buzed him.

The real question is where did he go after that? My guess would be to just another home. Cleveland APS is still new to Andy's shenanigans and probably moved him into another home because what else are they going to do?

Andy can't go home to New York as he's got nothing there. He can't go home to the PoopSquatch Den due to the Domestic Violence charge and he's exhausted the support options available to him in the local area as they've figured out his game. If he gets sent back to Tonowanda he's on the street as even the homeless shelters don't want him.

He puts up a good enough of a retard facade, he fooled all those EMS works that were called when he laid down in the street after all, that most social workers would be reluctant to just turf him out onto the streets. I'd say Andy is currently working his way thru the Cleveland APS system just like he did in New York. His last series of video's all come from somewhere somewhat decent and he is bitching and moaning about his group home roommates all leaving. So there's that.

Sadly the bodycam video aside we only get what dribbles of content that Andy choose to release so we just have to wait for him to drop more videos and hopefully we get more hints as to what Mr Stinky is up to.

Honestly, it'd be great if someone would tatoo a qr code on his head with a link directly to his shenanigans so he could stop stealing from the public.

Oh, a fat, diaper clad autist crying in the street? Nope, a diaper and poo fetish lazy slob pretending to have autism so he can mooch off the system and get his weird kicks off as well.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He puts up a good enough of a retard facade, he fooled all those EMS works that were called when he laid down in the street after all, that most social workers would be reluctant to just turf him out onto the streets.

That's the thing; at first glance, even if you're getting some alarm bells, this is a guy committed enough to his craft that he'll shit himself and roll around in the street. As an EMT, they have to be thinking that if their gut is wrong, this is going to be a really bad look and a writeup. It's the psych equivalent of a guy faking chest pain for the ambu-taxi, but he does look a tiny bit pale and sweaty which could be his regular deal or.

The average person, who deals with neither The Public nor lolcows enough to get that sixth sense, isn't going to immediately assume Andy is faking. A person with normal experiences cannot imagine Andy's decision process and motivation. They're not going to want to help him themselves--he's not the cute kind of 'tard--but if the cops just nudge Andy with their boots and tell him to knock it off, the public is going to be concerned.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

The real issue is Andy's in a legal limbo at the moment

The court in New York said that Andy needs a legal guardian and appointed Pappa Squatch, which Pappa tried to get out of but lol no he's your kid sucks to be you sez the judge.

But when Andy copped his domestic violence charge it really complicated shit, pun not intended, cauze how can you be the legal guardian of someone whose trying to kill you. Obvious conflict of interest there. But before the court could weigh in on this Pappa Squatch went and hurt himself leaving Andy all alone in the house.

So now with no one to annoy, abuse and pester (which is Andy's real fetish) Andy calls APS who are forced to scoop him up and assume his legal guardianship. Which they quickly find out is total bullshit and so they get the court OK to drop the guardianship and they turf Andy out on to the street which is when/why Andy goes to Cleveland.

This is why all of Andy's latest vidoes are talking about how his Dad has to, has to! take back the legal gaurdian status. I dunno if Pappa will take Andy back, he told Andy to stay in Cleveland but also talked to the cops and tried to get them to send him back so family bonds are pretty strong.

But if Tom was smart he'd leave Andy to his own fate. I know he's your kid but he won't ever stop making your life hell until the day you die and he's best left to own fate at this point. Andy has made his life choice so let him live with it.

I'm guess Tom takes him back in however.

 

[Shanndog]

No one really knows where Andy is aside from Andy and his hander.

He's obviously got some sort of housing set up in Cleveland after he was released from jail as he is posting his new vids from somewhere. And judging from the vid's it not a hotel.

I personally would agree that Cleveland tossed Andy in a group home by some do good'er Ohio judge but either got tossed after a week, he did post a Google Review of a Cleveland Support Home saying that they were bad people and 'buzed him.

The real question is where did he go after that? My guess would be to just another home. Cleveland APS is still new to Andy's shenanigans and probably moved him into another home because what else are they going to do?

Andy can't go home to New York as he's got nothing there. He can't go home to the PoopSquatch Den due to the Domestic Violence charge and he's exhausted the support options available to him in the local area as they've figured out his game. If he gets sent back to Tonowanda he's on the street as even the homeless shelters don't want him.

He puts up a good enough of a retard facade, he fooled all those EMS works that were called when he laid down in the street after all, that most social workers would be reluctant to just turf him out onto the streets. I'd say Andy is currently working his way thru the Cleveland APS system just like he did in New York. His last series of video's all come from somewhere somewhat decent and he is bitching and moaning about his group home roommates all leaving. So there's that.

Sadly the bodycam video aside we only get what dribbles of content that Andy choose to release so we just have to wait for him to drop more videos and hopefully we get more hints as to what Mr Stinky is up to.

its slightly possible this go-round he might be in a temporary home for mental health, you know one of those APS crisis safe house things... or in one of those half-way type deals for people leaving jail or prison, but that wont last long because he will pull his BS acts and he will get kicked out and then back to the homeless hotels again, Ohio has a lot of provisions and trained resources for mental health - which is good, but Andy is not gonna cooperate we all know that - but im not sure any judge is gonna put up with and side with andy for long, not once they see what all he really is and what he is capable of, even the doo-gooders have their limits.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

What are you talking about? I thought he's in Erie, PA

where did you get that from? I'm not disagreeing I just never heard he was in Erie.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

He puts up a good enough of a retard facade, he fooled all those EMS works that were called

I don't think that it's a good facade I think that a big reason why some people don't call him out is simply just because who the fuck would fake autism? It's just such a strange thing to fake that most people wouldn't even think to question it.

But if Tom was smart he'd leave Andy to his own fate. I know he's your kid but he won't ever stop making your life hell until the day you die and he's best left to own fate at this point. Andy has made his life choice so let him live with it.

I mean it might just be Stockholm syndrome, as well as most parents just not wanting to admit their child is a bad person. I don't think someone who is pretty obviously abused, and has been fucking poisoned in the past, should be the one making the decision, I think the state should have some responsibility to chime in there. Just bring back asylums and shove him in some padded cell somewhere where he isn't going to going sap EMS resources or fuck over his family.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I could have sworn the timeline is this. Andy gets arrested in Cleveland. He gets sent to UPMC Primary Care West. They send him to somewhere in Erie.

I never heard anywhere that he was bounced to PA but it's completely possible. We know the folks in Cleveland didn't want to deal with his shit so sending him to another state is a tried and true method for APS to deal with problem clients.