Karl Kasarda / InRangeTV / 2gACM / Karl-InRangeTV - satanist cuckold guntuber with cringe haircut and a Kubelwagen hates yt

[TerminalTryHard]

I still find it really funny how that fat retard, Sinistralrifleman, hitched his horse to Karl instead of someone like Ian. I guess he thought being friend with a well respected subject matter expert who has industry contacts with some of the largest firearms manufactures on the planet would somehow be less beneficial than a larping retard whose entire life revolves around owning the chuds on twitter/facebook, and roleplaying as a fatter and more autistic version of John Brown.

Yeah but would Ian let him redesign brutality matches to better accommodate his fat ass?

 

[Neodanthril]

What was the kasarda drill

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

What was the kasarda drill

A series of kegals, stumbling around because you're fat, and sucking tranny cock in between clearing malfunctions from your shitty 10MOA plastic gun

 

[East_Clintwood]

What was the kasarda drill

Basically you have one target, you pick up a kettle bell and throw it and wherever it lands is where you take your next shot. Repeat until you reach wherever they designate as the finish line. it's literally the dumbest, gayest and shittest stage at every single one of these events, and I have no idea why it became such a mainstay.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Basically you have one target, you pick up a kettle bell and throw it and wherever it lands is where you take your next shot. Repeat until you reach wherever they designate as the finish line. it's literally the dumbest, gayest and shittest stage at every single one of these events, and I have no idea why it became such a mainstay.

Because IRTV's hardcore fan base are out of shape unatheletic nerds and this is extremely hard for them to do.

 

[waffle]

Basically you have one target, you pick up a kettle bell and throw it and wherever it lands is where you take your next shot. Repeat until you reach wherever they designate as the finish line. it's literally the dumbest, gayest and shittest stage at every single one of these events, and I have no idea why it became such a mainstay.

You left out the part where they seem to enforce some bizarre throwing technique that seems to essentially guarantee an injury. I'm on mobile RN, but there are a couple videos about how you'll get DQed if you adopt any reasonable throwing posture that isn't torking the shit out of your back and shoulder.

https://youtu.be/o87WAIIyzD8?si=SXKGDGwxrnxa3_Qg

This is what I'm thinking of. Karl talks about "squat throws with the knees" and the the whole video looks like a "lifting with the back [what not to do]" video

 

[RoaryTheDinosaur]

You left out the part where they seem to enforce some bizarre throwing technique that seems to essentially guarantee an injury

the funniest thing is that throwing method was SPECIFICALLY required to keep people from throwing out their shoulders and backs because it was such a frequent occurrence. And it took until this year for them to realize that vanity might not be worth having it be a required part of EVERY brutality (tm) match.
Also that video features the EVIL NAZI TRANSPHOBIC CHUD Rudy Reyes that he specifically called out for his statements and beliefs and still shits on Varustuleka for associating with. So it is ok when he did it but they have to make up their mind and come to the same conclusion and cut ties when Karl does otherwise they are associating with bigotry and should be shunned.

 

[p1138]

You left out the part where they seem to enforce some bizarre throwing technique that seems to essentially guarantee an injury. I'm on mobile RN, but there are a couple videos about how you'll get DQed if you adopt any reasonable throwing posture that isn't torking the shit out of your back and shoulder.

https://youtu.be/o87WAIIyzD8?si=SXKGDGwxrnxa3_Qg

This is what I'm thinking of. Karl talks about "squat throws with the knees" and the the whole video looks like a "lifting with the back [what not to do]" video

Or just don't come up with something stupid like throwing a fucking kettlebell around? What the fuck is that even supposed to represent? It's not the equivalent of hauling gear. It's not an equivalent of trying to evacuate a body from an area.

Here's a fucking concept for a stage. The average weight of a male in the US army is around 180 pounds. Start the stage with a rifle, require making 5 accurate shots on a torso size(ipsc would work) target at 75 yards standing unsupported. Then carry or drag(not everyone is in shape enough to do a fireman carry, and dragging someone out of some shit is better than nothing) 25 yards(it's not a lot, but if you're not in shape it'll be a LOT harder, and it'll get the ol' heart rate up a little bit), and then clear a texas star target at 15 yards from behind waist height cover(which the dummy ALSO needs to be behind) with a pistol drawn from a holster.

That requires accurate shooting, control, positioning, some situational awareness, actual physical exertion, etc. not throwing around a kettlebell like a retard, and this took me all of 60 seconds to think up if the intent is to require something involving moving weight around.

Of course the reality is that fat fuck sinistral whatever simply couldn't do it at all. I'll admit it, I'd have to drag the dummy, but I could still do it, realize my ass is out of shape, and then improve myself to get it done better.

 

[Blasterisk]

improve myself to get it done better.

the point of 2gacm is anime cosplay, not civilian preparedness

Sinistral cosplays as a fat bastard every match, I know Karl's into NTR but he's gotta switch it up.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Or just don't come up with something stupid like throwing a fucking kettlebell around? What the fuck is that even supposed to represent? It's not the equivalent of hauling gear. It's not an equivalent of trying to evacuate a body from an area.

It's not supposed to represent anything. The entire purpose of the Kasarda drill is to tire you out and get your hands shaking because apparently that makes for more interesting competition. It's really not that deep.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Here's a fucking concept for a stage. The average weight of a male in the US army is around 180 pounds. Start the stage with a rifle, require making 5 accurate shots on a torso size(ipsc would work) target at 75 yards standing unsupported. Then carry or drag(not everyone is in shape enough to do a fireman carry, and dragging someone out of some shit is better than nothing) 25 yards(it's not a lot, but if you're not in shape it'll be a LOT harder, and it'll get the ol' heart rate up a little bit), and then clear a texas star target at 15 yards from behind waist height cover(which the dummy ALSO needs to be behind) with a pistol drawn from a holster.

That's way too much physicality for a Brutality match. Here's Cinnabun's perfect stage:

Shooter stands at marker with pistol holstered. At the buzzer shooter will proceed to Old Country Buffet and eat six plates of food and drink five diet sodas. The second stage is just Cinnabun sitting in a chair drinking white Monsters.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

You left out the part where they seem to enforce some bizarre throwing technique that seems to essentially guarantee an injury. I'm on mobile RN, but there are a couple videos about how you'll get DQed if you adopt any reasonable throwing posture that isn't torking the shit out of your back and shoulder.

https://youtu.be/o87WAIIyzD8?si=SXKGDGwxrnxa3_Qg

This is what I'm thinking of. Karl talks about "squat throws with the knees" and the the whole video looks like a "lifting with the back [what not to do]" video

No idea what Karl means by squat throws with the knees but the physical therapist is right, this kind of movement should be a hinging movement at the waist you shouldn't really being use your arms or shoulders. He also right at the beginning where he says it's kind of a terrible movement to do quickly on the clock as well as telling them to just workout in preparation but whatever.

Hurting your shoulder on this is wild though, I could see putting strain on your lower posterior chain with this but the shoulder?


Phaggot also didn't listen cause here he is in a video a year after that one still fucking doing it wrong.

https://youtu.be/nnEo7u4Pnx4?si=B07GP93DZ6Vn3-HT

 

[p1138]

It's not supposed to represent anything. The entire purpose of the Kasarda drill is to tire you out and get your hands shaking because apparently that makes for more interesting competition. It's really not that deep.

Then just get a spinner to flip at 25 yards with a rifle, do 20 burpees, and clear a texas star or progressively smaller plate rack with a pistol at 15 yards.

There are so many ways to do this that don't involve retards dislocating their shoulders trying to toss around a kettlebell.

 

[East_Clintwood]

It's not supposed to represent anything. The entire purpose of the Kasarda drill is to tire you out and get your hands shaking because apparently that makes for more interesting competition. It's really not that deep.

The problem is unless you're the fattest of fatties it's really not enough physical activity to get that effect.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The problem is unless you're the fattest of fatties it's really not enough physical activity to get that effect.

Well Karl and his cadre are exactly those sort of disgustingly out of shape beings.

 

[RoaryTheDinosaur]

The second stage is just Cinnabun sitting in a chair drinking white Monsters

shotgunning a white monster seems like a delicious way to get the heart rate up and jittery hands for a pistol shoot though

 

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The entire purpose of the Kasarda drill is to tire you out and get your hands shaking because apparently that makes for more interesting competition.

I'm surprised Karl hasn't replaced it with something more inclusive and in line with his sexual proclivities. Perhaps boofing pre-workout would be a 'safer' way to achieve the same result?

 

[Samhain]

shotgunning a white monster seems like a delicious way to get the heart rate up and jittery hands for a pistol shoot though

Can you really feel proud about finishing a stage unless you were on the verge of cardiac arrest? Besides:

 

[BewegungsKrieg]

Basically you have one target, you pick up a kettle bell and throw it and wherever it lands is where you take your next shot. Repeat until you reach wherever they designate as the finish line. it's literally the dumbest, gayest and shittest stage at every single one of these events, and I have no idea why it became such a mainstay.

I like it in theory. I have a couple kettle bells at home and tried it a few times. It absolutely gases you, and makes shooting really difficult because how much you exert yourself + time pressure. Problem is fat retards instruct people with improper form, and mixing weighted workouts into a shooting competition makes things complicated. Better to just keep it simple and have people do sets of 'x' number push-ups, and run to a barricade, before being allowed to take 'y' number shots, repeated as many times as you can in a given timeframe.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Problem is fat retards instruct people with improper form, and mixing weighted workouts into a shooting competition makes things complicated.

It's worse than that, kettle bells are a specific method of exercise and introducing it into a timed competition encourages people to take shortcuts like one-handing it or going whole hog. It's comparable to rounding up on your taxes to get them done the first day, except the IRS kicking your door down is self-inflicted bodily harm. You did it, but at what cost?