Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Wasn't worth the hassle anyway. The Big Buford isn't all it's cracked up to be. :(
What the fuck did you just say you pussy ass bitch

What the FUCK did you just say

Drop a 5pack to get unbinned PUSSY ASS BITCH NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE BUFORD

FUCK

YOU
Checkers is not that great, if you don't have one you're not really missing out. their fries have a odd sweet after taste to them and while the Buford was pretty good it wasn't anything special. For the insane price I paid there I could've gone to the Five Guys and get a burger I know would be good and more fries than I'd need.
AND YOU TOO this is what we get thanks to the riggers, Bossman isn't here to regulate these fucking rats with challenges to get on Discord and talk to him and drop a 5pack if they want unbinned

All I want for Christmas is one new little "omg I did not mean to do that I lost it all fuck my life ok guys gotta go get some 'water' be back in a sec." I know we have so many already but the only way I'm gonna be okay is if we get a new one. Is that too much ask for from this fucking rigged system?
 
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You're a fucking rat. Bossman only drinks coffee and Body Armor.
Are you calling Bossman a liar when he said that he had to go get a drink of water all those times and came back 30 seconds later nice and crispy? Why don't you get on Discord and talk to him about i-

fucking riggers denying us our Bosstalks
 
I went to a Rally's in rural western Kentucky for my first Big Buford™ experience a few weeks ago and was served by a True and Honest Shanequa and I know she wasn't a hologram as their shitty drive thru speaker was literally feeding my voice back and sounded like a two way radio from WW2.

Wasn't worth the hassle anyway. The Big Buford isn't all it's cracked up to be. :(
That's a common beginner mistake, you forgot to add the secret ingredient to it: crack.
 
There's a couple Checkers & Rally's or whatever the fuck they are not too far away from me. Never been. I am seriously considering going to grab a Big Buford but I don't wanna be disappointed, with riggers taking Bossman away from us... if I find out the Bufe isn't almost as good as a nice big rock of crispy crackarooski I might never be okay again
 
There's a couple Checkers & Rally's or whatever the fuck they are not too far away from me. Never been. I am seriously considering going to grab a Big Buford but I don't wanna be disappointed, with riggers taking Bossman away from us... if I find out the Bufe isn't almost as good as a nice big rock of crispy crackarooski I might never be okay again
Don't meet your heroes.
 
There's a couple Checkers & Rally's or whatever the fuck they are not too far away from me. Never been. I am seriously considering going to grab a Big Buford but I don't wanna be disappointed, with riggers taking Bossman away from us... if I find out the Bufe isn't almost as good as a nice big rock of crispy crackarooski I might never be okay again
Don't skip on the fries. They are the best thing at Checkers/Rallys.
 
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