Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Here because I saw her whining on the worst social media site (aka threads) and recognised the website layout lol, all the comments are full of white knights defending her ~beauty~
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I have to remind myself that this is a forty year old woman with kids, this is just embarrassing.
 
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DontDoxThanks said:
Here because I saw her whining on the worst social media site (aka threads) and recognised the website layout lol, all the comments are full of white knights defending her ~beauty~
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It's not normal for a 40 year old mother to need constant internet asspats to reassure her that she isn't ugly. This woman's priorities are completely out of whack.
 
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Dont these white knights know anything?
as clearly shown from what she draws.
the best way to get in her pants is not defending her, its criticizing her nonstop and keep negging her until she start drawing porn art of her and you, the criticizer.

because she gets off on it.

Oh wait, Her White Knights are usually virgin gooners.
 
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Dear Ellen,

I know people like you can't stay away from attention, good or bad, for more than 5 minutes. I know you're probably reading and refreshing this thread faster than any of us are. Tell your children I'm sorry their mom is a whore and their dad is a spineless cuck. Or better yet actually leave all this stuff behind and become a better mother in favor of your children's future. Or don't.

Sincerely, A Concerned Farmer

P.S. And to all the white knights who enter this thread, get some help and stop jacking off to porn. Least of all hers.
 
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Surfin Terf said:
Some furry porn artist drew a bunch of pictures of Ellen being raped and tortured by black men and animals.
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Holy fuck, I'm not going to look at this shit long enough to figure it out, but even if this is AI it's super obsessive and creepy.

Not that I have any sympathy, since if you're a total attention whore you're going to attract attention from creepy weirdoes too, but fuck man.
 
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Bruno Powroznik said:
I have to remind myself that this is a forty year old woman with kids, this is just embarrassing.
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That's what happens when you let a undiagnosed narcissist (read: white woman) gain any sort of following online.

AnOminous said:
Holy fuck, I'm not going to look at this shit long enough to figure it out, but even if this is AI it's super obsessive and creepy.

Not that I have any sympathy, since if you're a total attention whore you're going to attract attention from creepy weirdoes too, but fuck man.
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I've seen a lot of AI art and none of it looks like this so, to our horror, a real life 'person' spent hours on hours doodling those before uploading them online.
I think that's worse than it being AI.
 
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AnOminous said:
Holy fuck, I'm not going to look at this shit long enough to figure it out, but even if this is AI it's super obsessive and creepy.

Not that I have any sympathy, since if you're a total attention whore you're going to attract attention from creepy weirdoes too, but fuck man.
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Hard agree, no matter how irritating pizzaskank is, this shit is just way beyond the pale and tells me more about the artist than the subject.
 
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AnOminous said:
Not that I have any sympathy, since if you're a total attention whore you're going to attract attention from creepy weirdoes too, but fuck man.
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Peep Plops said:
Hard agree, no matter how irritating pizzaskank is, this shit is just way beyond the pale and tells me more about the artist than the subject.
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Yeah like ngl I almost feel bad because holy fuck this is disgusting.
 
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Audit said:
Regrettably, we have evidence that Ellen isn't a lesbian as well. She might not be fucking her husband, but kids aren't a participation prize in rubbing clams.
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Ellen will pivot to barsexual once she realizes how much sweet, sweet attention doing a little touching and making out with another girl will net her.
 
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Fly in the Ointment said:
  • White woman in Canada
  • Liberal/likely all for mass immigration
  • Sexually promiscuous
  • Cuck husband
Lemme know when we get to the inevitable gang raped by pajeets arc.
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She hasn't spoken favorably of Brampton yet. You'll be waiting a long time. She doesn't strike me as the type to leave home much, so little chance of diversification by any non-local wildlife either.
 
Careful Ellen, don't cut yourself on all that edge.

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