Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Nobody tell him that Kamala kept (largely black) prisoners long after their sentences ended so she could exploit their labor. He wouldn't listen anyway.

No, child. You. Are. Not. Listening. When a Republican does it it’s fascism, when a Democrat does it it’s rehabilitation. Wait for the knock.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How is she affording benefits for her and her staff, most employers with under 100 employees get less choice among plans and worse pricing for insurances AFAIK.

If she has no staff and a few perpetual clients, along with a few Airbnb stays a month, and low expenses, you could survive.

It seems Rick doesn’t spend much money on anything beyond some gimped travel.

 

[Louis Beans]

• Not as fat
• Not as unpublished
• Not as hated
• Not as idiotic
• Not as quasipaid
• Not as airbnb'd

And I actually suspect he'll be better off at the end of the next Trump presidency than he is now, his own actions notwithstanding.

I've always suspected he cancels way more airbnb rentals than we know about because he thinks they're funsters, but I have no real insight into that. I don't even know what the policies around it are and if he'd even suffer any recompense from doing so.

If Trump's second, better administration sees the publication of Tiny Tim's Revenge then all the zeniths of Rick's life will have taken place while he was president.

I just wonder if he even makes money at it. Even some real hospitality companies, like RV parks and small motels, want some seasonal tenants for the guaranteed income. If he's cancelling stays (is Milwaukee even a destination city?) like what is the point? I don't understand how he and Nikki survive. I know she's a "marketing professional" with "her own agency," but I used to write SEO optimized tweets & bios for people as a side job when I was building my career. I don't know how much money there actually is in that but it didn't seem like a ton. With the rise of AI who is using small-name marketing agencies at all anymore?

How is she affording benefits for her and her staff, most employers with under 100 employees get less choice among plans and worse pricing for insurances AFAIK.

Guy on the onaforum speculated that it isn't a real business and is just there for Lynne to pump money to her.

Speculative post on the other forum about Niki's SEO business. I'd believe it. Rick better hope he wins that case!

View attachment 6662611

 

[Maude Snew]

I would pay actual money to do an MRI or a brain scan to see what happens inside his brain when he stalker child's someone on X.

We do have actual footage of that, child.

If she has no staff and a few perpetual clients, along with a few Airbnb stays a month, and low expenses, you could survive.

It seems Rick doesn’t spend much money on anything beyond some gimped travel.

Also drowned phones and Star Wars toys, can't forget the plants he buys to brag about on social media, and his dumbass DIY projects.

 

[RollingRock2]

This is the 3rd time I've seen such a post here

View attachment 6722781

"No, Lynn, I CAN'T get a job or "just be normal". I have to battle Nazis on Twitter Bluesky!"

Why does he think he can't politisperg and post about his hobbies in the same day? It's not like he has anything else to do, tweeting and skeeting is his entire life. Oh well, no time for joy because the president is going to be a different guy.

 

[Dean Pentel]

You’re gonna be eating lots of crow when Patrick’s book gets released and Tiny Tim finds Scrooge’s murderer. Aaaaany day now. Wait for the release, stalker.

Wrong, child. You won't. Patrick will forcefully shove you aside and eat all the crow on your plate. He has an Actual Tough Guy physique to maintain, stalker. Enjoy catabolism.

I've been bracing for impact waiting on the floor in a prone position, awaiting a knock quietly (that's the key), and anticipating being incapacitated so I can enjoy prison since my life is apparently over. I've been doing this for about 4 years now and I'm still waiting. What gives? Are these threats actually from a fat loser layabout with bitchtits and not a sincere promise from a guy who can ruin my life?

He's working with numerous LE agencies to synchronize the knocks so they all happen at once. All the defendants will then have their arraignments all at once, just like he saw in that Batman movie. You're going to be joining them for Felony Knock Skepticism. Enjoy prison.

Pat is FAT.
You have to capitalize it to convey the full weight of it.
He's that FAT.

Fucking finally somebody notices that Rick clearly doesn't make good dietary choices!

I would pay actual money to do an MRI or a brain scan to see what happens inside his brain when he stalker child's someone on X.

No, child. You wouldn't. There isn't an MRI machine manufactured that can sustain his corpulence. Enjoy physical manufacturing limitations.

If he tried scoring coke from DeShawn at one point Rick's urge for dark meat would take over. A few days later DeShawn would end up on a missing person's report and Pat's basement freezer would include a few extra pounds of artisanal pepperoni.

I don't know, man...for one thing, Niki might revoke his Anytime Access Pass to her pussy if he fucks with its melanin-rich methane supply. Then there's the fact his recipe for artisanal pepperoni requires younger livestock. One wouldn't grab a full-grown bull to make veal, right?

I always envisioned it as some forcible blumpkin of sorts where he realises someone in the half-BNB is using the can, causing him to charge through the wall like the fuckin Kool Aid man, still dressed in the French Maid outfit he uses when interacting with guests, and launch himself onto the stunned nigga taking a shit, restraining him by wrapping his bulbous lips around the man's dick to hold him immobile in a position where can get a visual confirmation on any logs left unflushed, while his porcine trotter texts for an immidiate armed response from the milwaukee PD

This was made a fuckton funnier by thinking of Patrick very gayly lisping, "Oh yeah, child!" as he busts through the wall.

 

[East_Clintwood]

No, child. You wouldn't. There isn't an MRI machine manufactured that can sustain his corpulence. Enjoy physical manufacturing limitations.

Wrong again stlaker child. Everyone knows even death fats can get MRI's by going to the ones at the zoo with the other animals.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

View attachment 6721484

Rick already bitching that Bluesky doesn't have enough moderation.

Also, nice ad, stupids. Did you get an Indian on Fiverr to make it out of MS Office clip art?

I'd say that looks like Patrick, but he doesn't have enough testosterone to grow a beard.
They don't need Indians to do it when there's enough tranny "artists" there that would do it for free

"No negro child, slavery is still legal, enjoy being niggeroni, we will"
View attachment 6722503

Only people to blame for that are Democrats. They wanted that so that "black codes" could be a thing and arrest African Americans whenever they wanted.

 

[AnOminous]

Real answer is that he sees himself as the epitome of positive masculinity, and how he sees himself is entirely fictional.

The problem is there is no commonly accepted model of masculinity that involves being repulsively obese. Being a porcine, corpulent piece of shit just isn't a masculine model.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I'd say that looks like Patrick, but he doesn't have enough testosterone to grow a beard.

I yearn for a world in which Patrick is a modestly successful author and is blissfully completely unaware of the "stalkerchilds" online. Imagine how much better the content would be if he did fan Q&A's, blogs, and podcasts where we could secretly ask him questions like "Can you grow a beard?", "What is your educational background?", or "What is your exercise routine?" and he had no idea about the interest in laughing at him. Imagine the nonsense he would come up with in his 'sincere' responses expecting people to believe him.

This world is pretty funny, too, in any case, but I feel like there are pieces missing that don't have to be.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Who the fuck is following this guy? All he posts are enjoynprison and this recycled “this account was going to be interesting but it’s not”.

Why its us of course, stalker child. We are his biggest fans as we enjoy prison

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is the 3rd time I've seen such a post here

Why does he think he can't politisperg and post about his hobbies in the same day? It's not like he has anything else to do, tweeting and skeeting is his entire life. Oh well, no time for joy because the president is going to be a different guy.

He's literally not smart enough to multitask. It's why you no longer see photos of him with friends. It gets in the way of Xeeting

 

[NaggotFigger]

In this special, I'll compile the previous days instead of the daily formula.

ENJOY PRISON/SEETHING SQUEALING - CHRISTMAS EDITION - DAY 4 - 7

Spoiler: 7/12

7 enjoy prisons, 1 criminal cult and 1 seething post in total.

Spoiler: 6/12

2 seething posts, 1 child, 1 cyberstalking cult, 9 enjoy prisons in total.

Spoiler: 5/12

13 seething posts, 10 childing, 5 enjoy prisons in total.

Spoiler: 4/12

9 seething/ragepig posts, 32 enjoy prisons, 1 cyberstalking cult in total.

---

Gold moments, a lot of fat faggotry:

Spoiler: Fat

>gpa reference
At least you're honest about pulling the reference out of your ass, Fat Rick.

>copypasta
>oinks back with his fat fingers
This fucking retarded piggy

Я истекаю кровью за Россию-матушку. Кровь России — моя кровь.
Translated:
I bleed for Mother Russia. Russia's blood is my blood.

>rick thinks it's translated to "you're my little brother"
>enjoy prison
Excellent translation, retard with a 1.7 GPA who can't even spell


>denies that adrienne and annabelle is involved in the situation
>still hates PCJ to his guts, PCJ lives rent-free in rick's tiny pig brain
At least PCJ cares for Annabelle for most of her entire life before his passing, and she even takes his family surname instead of yours; you disrespectful, disgusting, deadbeat obese hog.

>no child, i didn't, but your misogyny is noted, and unsurprising
>is a misogynist: hates his ex-wife and daughter; and other women
>uses "and unsurprising" instead of "unsurprisingly noted"
Excellent English and spelling, piggertits. No wonder your English grades are consistently 0.5 in both 9th to 12th grades. That's a real dunce, I gotta say, Fatprick
Also, if you noted that child as a misogynist, aren't you also one throughout your entire Xeeting?


>it's a suppressor, child
>the inventor's blueprint calls it a silencer
Okay, Sherlock. A silencer and a suppressor is the same muzzle. The same thing, genius. Silencer is the original term, whilst suppressor is a newer term to describe it; A+ student. You're really retarded, and no wonder you flunked in college


>claims not to own any pellet guns
>actually owns some, including cheap guns
Weak. Those guns are also Chinesium-made, along with those AliExpress-quality silencers and accessories for your pitiful firearms. Funnily enough, you're "fast" at fake reloading, but you can't do it fucking correctly

>hoarding guns is a sign of mental illness
>claims it's not knowledge
>actually was a college dropout
Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, pigtits. Enjoy failing and getting roasted.

>doesn't get that silencer and supressor are the same terms used for a muzzle device that's meant to reduce the acoustic intensity of the muzzle report
>tries to "lecture" the pest


>lies about him being a successful man
>is unemployed and fat
>my knowledge eclipses yours by miles
Folks. That's an actual tough guy who can spoonfed you your teeth. Here's a stark reminder again when Rick claims these :



>claims that it's a standard automatic with a screw-on aftermarket suppressor
>the picture is an obvious Welrod


>they're white
>is also a white trash
That's funny, Rick. Hating your own race, hating work, but yourself. Truly you in every aspects,

>replies with the catchphrase
Correct, child. These are simply your delusions again. After those times using Duolingo, you can't even translate a simple Spanish sentence and get straight into sentencing Patty to prison instead.

>claims to beat that person with a sack full of oranges
>a bigger rock is more lethal than a sack of dozen oranges
You're so fat and full of shit, that sack would drop right into your face instantly. Three large rocks in one sack is more lethal than 12 or more oranges in a sack

>denies it outright
>still refers Boomia as Robert Prongay


>wrong yet again child
>it also means he denies being an actual tough guy

---

Take previous totality, which is 53, and add in these current numbers:

53 + 7 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 9 + 13 + 10 + 5 + 9 + 32 + 1 = 144
We have surpassed the 100, 110, 120, 130, 140 milestone so quickly, baby children.

I'll let you all take your courses. Wait quietly for the knock, Atalker children

 

[FinnSven]

Purely hypothetical question;

Should an individual who may or may not be a fat gobshite with a bluesky and Twitter account, who firmly believes that there is some sort of conspiracy against him, wind up accidentally non fatally shooting an innocent person at his door, in Wisconsin, what would the general legal consequences?

I am pondering the possibility of a certain individual lightly wounding or simply letting off a round on a child, such as a Girl Scout selling cookies or a pupil looking to speak to residents about local history.

Would said individual, enjoy prison?
Would there be a lengthy legal process with the individual being bailed but expected to attend hearings on whether his actions were reasonable, a misadventure or outright criminal?

Could this individual face having a restriction on his personal firearm ownership rights?

I am pondering this because a particular fat individual who is known to me, and perhaps some others is degrading into a paranoid insanity.

I am also wondering if should such an incident happen, would this be a source of hilarious milk or not something to joke about?

 

[Divine right to rule]

"No negro child, slavery is still legal, enjoy being niggeroni, we will"
View attachment 6722503

Patrick is so smart, Trump doesn't actually want the illegals out of the country, he wants to enslave them! Unskilled labor is in such demand that he will make trillions profiting of the car-signs and wallet outputs of Spicschwitz.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You could make Pat versions of Christmas carols.
FIVE STALKER CHILDREN!

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Why is a fat Wisconsinite failmale accusing this based leaf of misogyny in a battle of gun wits between men?

Calling him feminine means you hate women child? Or is pat calling himself a woman here? His brain is so pickled lol that guy shit all over his gun larp and the worst pat can say is y-yeah?! Well I may be a fat feminine retard but at least I’m not a misogynist! It doesn’t make any sense.

 

[Meriasek]

You could make Pat versions of Christmas carols.
FIVE STALKER CHILDREN!

On the fifth day of Fatmas my piggy gave to me
Five stalker children
Four enjoy prisons
Three no childs
Two niggeronis
And a fat faggot with bitch tiiiiiits

 

[Red Frida]

I guess Trump figured out how we're going to keep changing bedsheets when the illegals are enjoying prison.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Why is a fat Wisconsinite failmale accusing this based leaf of misogyny in a battle of gun wits between men?
View attachment 6725454
Calling him feminine means you hate women child? Or is pat calling himself a woman here? His brain is so pickled lol that guy shit all over his gun larp and the worst pat can say is y-yeah?! Well I may be a fat feminine retard but at least I’m not a misogynist! It doesn’t make any sense.

He is struggling to figure out how to phobia patposting so he has to use other buzz words as a placeholder