DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LieLieFyre]

Politics really does turn everything shit.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Classic Phil. Spend the extra money in dumb shit and as soon as it came, because he think he is entitled to it.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

If he gets to 100, he will play Stellar Blade

I refuse to believe he'll play it. He'll somehow make an excuse like "I only said I'll play it, so me just sitting in the menu counts" or he'll straight up move the goalpost so far he's guaranteed to never touch it.

He's far too afraid of attractive women to play it.

That new grift is somehow even more shameless than the last one. He's the only streamer with a goal that reset each stream and that requires people to pay up each stream for them to be successful.

It's pure greed and retardation.

 

[myone]

A little bit late, and I'm sorry for not posting clips, I don't have time and it's way too many examples, BUT:

Yesterday's pre-stream was a masterclass documentary of self-delusion and self-gaslighting, for lack of a better word. Ofc that's not entirely new for Phil, but basically everything he said was just self-soothing behavior and tricking his own brain into thinking he did everything correct. And all of that, just to protect his ego and so that the trolls don't get a win. It's the whole greed vs ego thing again, and his mind is incapable of handling the juxtaposition. We really need an actual psychologist (not an unemployed bum like Steve) to observe DSP.

I don't really like the fat faggot from KC, but he did a good job in guiding Phil down that path ("DSPpolitics isn't really part of your core content, so it doesn't count for the streak, riiight?").

I've always been waiting for and expecting some big mental break for DSP, but maybe this is just it: Continuing mental decline until he needs to go into some kind of retard housing, because he can no longer care for himself.

 

[Balr0g]

it was $50 a stream, now it's $300 a stream.

No he wants 300$ a day. Which would equal to 1500 to 1800$ a week. Or 6000$ a month. this retard has no sense for monthly income and thinks this is a low income. The vast majroity of people don't make that much money. Plus he has one of the easiest jobs: sitting on his gout ridden fat ass and enetertain literal dentheads. and he can't even do THAT properly.

Also DipShitPenis: where is my credit? You are now using an idea I wrote here in the forum (simply adding goals hit instead of doing a streak that changes arbitrarily anyway) Geez think for yourself for once you fat fuck.

Oh and another thing I read on the Memology video: with his now "layered goals" he has turned himself into a battlepass. Or perhaps more accurate Gout pass. Jesus Phil

 

[fukuyama]

We need a new poll as the current streak ended.

Perhaps: Will we get to 100 cumulative goals? Yes. Yes.

 

[Quindoll]

He went into the right wing bull shit and now a shit ton of his main support is gone. He didn’t hit the goal today and most likely will have a hard time doing so for now on

I rate this optimistic.. As if his whales are rational or able to leave. I doubt they will. At the latest it will continue, like it always has, in the New Year

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Holy fuck, he didn’t even get to do his pity burger? Has DSP addressed the dents not caring enough about DSP Tries It to hit one goal to get? That seems like a huge red flag lol

YOU GUYS WANT ME TO STARVE TO DEATH I GUESS

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

No he wants 300$ a day. Which would equal to 1500 to 1800$ a week. Or 6000$ a month. this retard has no sense for monthly income and thinks this is a low income.

Now to be fair to Dave there’s no way he thinks this is low income. He knows he’s riding high and robbing his dents blind for a lot. His problem isn’t that he thinks he doesn’t make a lot, it’s that he feels entitled to that much and more, and is terrible with money

 

[Pargon]

Phil just doesn't get it... The fucking delusion post stream clarity

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Man prostitutes self, becomes indignant when money-holders tell him to start sucking cock.

Acclimate yourself to that feeling, Phil. It’s called “desperation”, and you’ve only caught the faintest whiff.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Continuing mental decline until he needs to go into some kind of retard housing

And I'd wager there would be some freak accident where he "falls out a 3rd story window," and for some strange reason everyone around din see nuffin... if you catch my drift. He is incapable of co-existing with humans. Look at what happened to fat Kat, a person who is totally desperate and still avoids him like the plague. I think she quit gaming just to have less in common that could possibly trigger a conversation.

We really need an actual psychologist (not an unemployed bum like Steve) to observe DSP.

I'm always waiting for the big brain take, but it's usually just basic common sense one learns from working a shitty job with a bunch of assholes.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Now to be fair to Dave there’s no way he thinks this is low income. He knows he’s riding high and robbing his dents blind for a lot. His problem isn’t that he thinks he doesn’t make a lot, it’s that he feels entitled to that much and more, and is terrible with money

Phil believes he deserves millions like other famous streamers. He does realize he gets more money than most but comparing Phil to such Walmart-shopping peons is insulting. Thus, the story of Phil who is the plucky underdog dependant on your crowd funding, while also hating his fans and completely unable to accept a syllable of critical feedback.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

No he wants 300$ a day. Which would equal to 1500 to 1800$ a week. Or 6000$ a month. this retard has no sense for monthly income and thinks this is a low income. The vast majroity of people don't make that much money. Plus he has one of the easiest jobs: sitting on his gout ridden fat ass and enetertain literal dentheads. and he can't even do THAT properly.

I was also just completely flabbergasted when yesterday during the day stream he said he couldn't do edited videos, because he has too much """work""" piled up, so much so that he still hasn't made a list of all of his December """bills""" - only to finish the monologue with "Let's go, I'm gonna be playing marvels for the next 4 hours".

Like bro, I know we're retarded, but cmon, don't say the quiet part out loud.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Honestly if you don't ever play shooters on mouse and keyboard you're probably better off using a controller. You're gonna suck no matter what, might as well use something you're more comfortable with

But in phils case its more hes not even playing on a monitor, he wants to basically just use his computer as a console in terms of his setup lol

That’s a fair point. But then I remembered Phil bragged about organizing LAN parties and assembling PCs back in CT. Either way, regardless of control scheme, darksfadil is trash.

 

[myone]

But then I remembered Phil bragged about organizing LAN parties and assembling PCs back in CT

Dude didn't know what a crouch jump was. Tells you all you need to know how much he was into PC gaming and organizing LAN parties in the late 90s/early 00s.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Was there even any noteworthy bad gameplay from the Marvel stream? haven't seen anyone talk about his gameplay at all only his whining at the end because no money.

 

[Brother Wind]

Again, the age old question of why even give money to streamers at all, but to Phil specifically, comes to the forefront. This situation is uncanny as fuck, I'll say that. Somehow Phil hooks several whales with the actual capacity to finance an entire individual's lavish lifestyle. And they chose Phil. A dull spendthrift unable to provide even the tiniest iota of entertainment, who turns right around and starts acting ungrateful towards them the very second his income dips under 300 bucks a DAY. Luck build is fucking egregious.

Because fucking somehow there are more parasocial retards than there are people for them to latch on to. Like shit you not, couple of my friends tried e-thottery for a bit. And almost immediately they had guys trying to be king of that mountain. Fucking nobody girls from the midwest and these guys were beside themselves to be seen as their biggest simps. Jesus Christ the detractors have them in Meth Bear and BlackMage666.

And Phil accidentally is the retard simps best streamer. All of his audience are too dumb to contribute anything to better streams. Like look at the shit Derich had to contribute. And Jayde just vomits letters. Other chats move too fast. But DSPs Ghost Town chat is perfect. And DSP actually can't not react to attention. So you are like 100% gonna get that sweet sweet dopamine from him.

I do wonder, were his KC weirdos like the dregs of that chat too?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

That’s a fair point. But then I remembered Phil bragged about organizing LAN parties and assembling PCs back in CT. Either way, regardless of control scheme, darksfadil is trash.

This is all part of him stroking his ego bragging about being an "OG" in every community possible. He has an history of doing that with every community he ever joined.

Tevin called him a culture vulture for video game and that's actually the best way to put it. But it's also the case for every community.

With the FGC he tried to buy himself friends by having all sorts of gizmos at home (the whole rockband set, multiple consoles and fighting sticks, etc...)

With video games he just brags about being a gamer since pong came out (don't do math on his age that's forbidden)

With PC games there's that LAN party lie and the whole "I had PC but they fried cause of a storm"

Even with WWEChampion he's a fake fan and spurts nonsense only buying the latest unbalanced characters according to people who play the game

There's nothing genuine about Phail.

I still think to this day that he plays PC games with controllers because he thinks in his oddly shaped head that controllers are for gaming and keyboards for typing text.

 

[Free Jasper]

I feel like Phillip believing him ordering junk off Amazon is ‘working his ass off’ is undeniable proof of his deteriorated mental state.

 

[MAWBD2]

Fake comic book expert Phil is insufferable.

Fake comic book expert Phil is insufferable.