Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

Imagine wishing for AIDs lol.
The Lou Sullivan Story.
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You missed the best one, IMO:
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'Trannies in society::piss in the drinking water' is an analogy I would have thought would come from a place like here, and not from trans people trying to justify reorienting society, institutions and language.
Pooners have a bizarre obsession with piss. A long time ago, a cow of mine, the Khazar pooner Tom, admitted she loves pissing in random places like a dog. In hindsight it makes sense since half of them cannot control their bladders and nearly all of them have pelvic pain. You go, dood!

Someone tell these retarded pooners that:
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That's right, people associate being biologically male with society's constructed gender, rather than it being an innate trait. One must also roll their eyes at the 'people associate appearance with gender' as if their physical bodies have no independent role from their personal identity.

What is so hard to understand? By nature of being FTM, you aren't male. Simple as. And someone else burrowed that famous AskGayBros line:
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Pooner fujos are a fucking cancer and they need to be excised at every turn.
 
Dood can't seem to figure out why customers keep misgendering her.
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Yeah she has wide hips and and curvy thighs, but she wears a hairnet!
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Aside from the birthing hips and curvy thighs, she apparently looks really masculine.
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Let's take a look at the dood in question.
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She just looks like a fat butch lesbian.
God, she was so pretty before she pooned out. She had such lovely eyes. I know eye makeup makes a difference and she isn’t wearing anything in the second pic, but I doubt that’s the end-all-be-all. She looks so swollen now.

Anyway, I love all the comments. “Uh cis normies think earrings mean female.” Is that why “guy with an earring” is a fucking meme? Why it was an established signal in the gay community? There are literally YouTube videos of pastors yapping about this back in ‘91.
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Pooners look at the above image and smugly go, “normies think this is a woman, but my PHD in being a pooner allows me to recognize this cartoon character’s masculine soul”.
The only time a normal person suggested “earrings = girl” to me was when a parent told me they pierced their infant daughter’s ears because people kept mistaking her for a boy. And guess what? I thought that was going too far.

Speaking of insanity, I like how this one pooner is the voice of reason and vibe checks the OP into the fucking dasher boards:
The OP said:
Maybe, but they have no way to know I'm trans. I don't know them, never have talked to them about it either (matter of fact, only 3 coworkers know it out of 30) so idk where they would guess that. Either I really just look like a woman for some reason or they just can't think and see.
u/AssuredAttention said:
I am positive that more than 3 coworkers know
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And “for some reason”? That’s like saying, “My name is Wang Chen and I look just like my dad. Why does everyone think I’m Asian?” Because you are one, idiot.

You know what the likely option is? This pooner is probably very short, a bit chubby, with a dumptruck ass and cinched waist. Your name tag saying “Adam” (twenty bucks someone read it as Aiden) means nothing if, from eight feet away, you’re wider than you are tall.

And why is she wearing a beard guard? I know that pooners can grow beards with the help of steroids, but this chick is clean shaven. They don’t make clean-shaven men wear beard guards, right? Chances are someone just assumed it was a hairnet pulled down or some dumb attempt at a coof-mask. Like this user said:
Likely most folks wouldn't even know what it was.

Anyway, I’m just shocked at how simplistic, juvenile, and sexist the transgender mindset it. “Uh??? My name is Adam??? And I shaved my head??? I’m obviously a man???” Meanwhile people with names conforming to the opposite gender, bald chicks, and dudes with earrings have been a thing since fucking forever. And yet the people who tell me I’m too stupid and hick to understand the expansive gender rainbow of whatever act shocked when women wear pants. Fuck me sideways, these bitches (save that one funny pooner) are uncultured and dumb.

To test my earlier hypothesis, I decided to scroll through her Reddit account. She parle le français, she owns a bunch of cats, and actually seems pretty cool outside of the pooner-retardation. I couldn’t find a body pic, only multiple before-and-afters involving her face, which leads me to think that’s the only part of herself that she’s cool with. She actually seems pretty smug about her face, and says things like this:
u/Moony-Shanks on r/transtimelines said:

"testosterone doesn't work" mf when they have to take an identity picture​

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Posted six months as of the time of this post to 267 upvotes and 9 comments (one of which calls her dude because of course they did.). Archive here.
I mean, considering the post you go onto make… yeah. I think testosterone doesn’t “work” at making you a man, tu stupide salope. Here’s some extra photos of a True and Honest Homme:
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Archive of original post here.
And she posted to r/malelivingspace bacause (I guess) she was mad that trannies were getting all the glory by occupying r/TwoXChromosomes:
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Posted ten months ago. Archive here.
Someone in the thread apparently “imagined the smell” and was displeased. You know it’s bad when male (?) Redditors tell you you’re gross.
u/UnrenderedPolygon said:
Sell and throw away some stuff, your house looks like a bomb went off and I can almost imagine the stench

She also hates Americans, but let’s not be redunant, I already said she spoke French. Here’s her having a little “Fuck Cars” moment in r/Facepalm:
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Americans be like : yeah it's a 84 hours walk but by car it's 5mn I have so much freedom the europoors cannot comprehend driving a 27 tons vehicule to get a liter of coke from the mega store chain that own the whole country
Posted five months ago. Archive here.
Here’s to hoping she gets her shit together before a rotdog is installed. For the sake of her cats.

Under asexual/aromantic logic, can somebody be Homo-Romantic but heterelsexual?
Yes. I remember jokingly asking someone if my frat-boy friend was “heterosexual but aromatic” - a joke on him being a bit of a hound dog. The response? A completely serious, “Yeah, that’s so valid!” :suffering:
 
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I didn’t see this posted but it’s getting some traction right now. Man claiming he is pregnant and has a stupid long blog post [archive] detailing all of his medical records that “confirm” it.
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All his replies include tagging the Kardashians (because of course they do)
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Rolled by corporate for asking them to voice opposition​

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Just have to put this somewhere in the void. I guess I got what I expected, but after half a decade of top performance in a decently senior position I thought I would ask my company to publicly denounce a lot of the rhetoric that has been said about trans and lgbt people since it's a decent portion of their employees. No response, get shuffled out a few weeks later for something on paper. Turned down their severance. Guess the lesson is don't value too hard in one direction. I would cry since I was trying to form a bit of identity there, but instead I'll just take this and the lesson to continue to not trust anyone with me in life. Anyone else in the corporate world? How are you hanging in there since we're back to a national debate?

This is unbelievable. There is no way a simple, polite request would lead to severance for a senior position with five years under his belt and where the employer tolerates his troonery. It’s expensive and a pain in the arse for the employer to sack and replace senior people. It’s much more likely he was underperforming anyway, and a request made in an obnoxious manner was the last straw. Either that or his position was genuinely redundant,
 
Man claiming he is pregnant and has a stupid long blog post [archive] detailing all of his medical records that “confirm” it.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Trannies will copy and paste whole case studies from actual women and people with disorders of sexual development (“intersex”) people to propagate their dishonest pseudoscientific bullshit. I’m attaching a scholarly paper called Pretense of a Paradox that explicitly describes a tranny doing this. They’re liars. All they do is practice lying. Good on Xitter for calling them out.

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Just have to put this somewhere in the void. I guess I got what I expected, but after half a decade of top performance in a decently senior position I thought I would ask my company to publicly denounce a lot of the rhetoric that has been said about trans and lgbt people since it's a decent portion of their employees. No response, get shuffled out a few weeks later for something on paper. Turned down their severance. Guess the lesson is don't value too hard in one direction. I would cry since I was trying to form a bit of identity there, but instead I'll just take this and the lesson to continue to not trust anyone with me in life. Anyone else in the corporate world? How are you hanging in there since we're back to a national debate?

This is unbelievable. There is no way a simple, polite request would lead to severance for a senior position with five years under his belt and where the employer tolerates his troonery. It’s expensive and a pain in the arse for the employer to sack and replace senior people. It’s much more likely he was underperforming anyway, and a request made in an obnoxious manner was the last straw. Either that or his position was genuinely redundant,
I know your doubts are legitimate, but this is so cathartic. After years of these fucking pigs parading their fetish around, they’re finally getting pushback. I remember being extremely disheartened by particularly successful men trooning out - you know, CEOs or top mathematicians. It just felt like a victory lap around the women for whom such positions are unfeasible. It’s so nice to see some senior data analyst or whatever this man does getting told to fuck off. Usually he wins Female Employee of the Month and makes small-chat with secretaries that he explicitly sexually harassed before his trooning. Nature is healing.
 

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Imagine wishing for AIDs lol.
A whole nother subculture with it's own KF thread of course.
But you knew that. ;)

The Lou Sullivan Story.
"Only" 20 partners.
Doesn't mean he's a bad person, just unaware that this is above average.

Earrings on men.

When I was in college -- left is right and right is wrong -- meaning an earring was OK for a straight guy but only in the left ear.

And both ears was weird even for a homo.

This is unbelievable. There is no way a simple, polite request would lead to severance for a senior position with five years under his belt and where the employer tolerates his troonery. It’s expensive and a pain in the arse for the employer to sack and replace senior people. It’s much more likely he was underperforming anyway, and a request made in an obnoxious manner was the last straw. Either that or his position was genuinely redundant,
All those are very likely, but also maybe the "request" was more of a non-negotiable demand accompanied by a temper tantrum after the first brush off.
 
lesson to continue to not trust anyone with me in life. Anyone else in the corporate world? How are you hanging in there since we're back to a national debate?

Oh, now that you’re losing, it’s “a debate” again? Whatever happened to “transitioning is life or death!” What happened to “MY RIGHT TO EXIST IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE!!1”
 
I didn’t see this posted but it’s getting some traction right now. Man claiming he is pregnant and has a stupid long blog post [archive] detailing all of his medical records that “confirm” it.

He just "happened" to know all of these "doctors" qualifications and where they qualified?
I've had the same family doctor for over 10 years and I don't know what qualifications he has or where he got them, he's a doctor.
 
Unrealised but L nonetheless, troons coping and being their own hype men, lol.
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Who is this nutcase, I thought. And would you look at that, it's our pal..
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Lmao, getting about a bit at the moment isn't he
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It's a magical online affirmation circle jerk! Join in! And say (and feel) the words you want to hear!
Cute! Sweet! Soft! Pretty!

And then, of course, one of them can't help his AGP retard self and blurts out in the middle: "I likes my boobies muchly!"

We know, Dude. We know.
 
Pooner doesn't know it's an L -- yet.
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hi! i dont think i’ve actually posted here before, but i kinda just wanted to yap a little bit because i feel like life is going pretty well recently.

i just turned 20 last week! i’m currently in a long-distance relationship with a cis man, he’s sooooo gay for me lol. He is 21. We’re planning on moving in together around october of next year, to a city that neither of us are really familiar with in my state.

anyway, i’m planning on starting T (again, i started when i was 18 then had to stop due to Lore) around the time of the move. For context, my boyfriend is a large, hairy, 6’4 man, and i am a chubby 5’4 guy. I’ve recently started saying that i’m not pre-t, i’m pre-bear, and he just cracks up when i say it, and makes stupid jokes back.

i’m gonna marry this man. it’s gonna happen. i’m going to visit him in february for a week and i think i’m gonna propose. he makes me so happy and validated and i love everything about him. every time he dorks out about something i fall in love with him even more. he texted me when i was at work yesterday “10/10 burp just now” and i immediately thought that this is my soulmate.

i can’t wait to start the bearification process with my bear husband in our own apartment. our bear den if you will. i love this man with my whole heart. i can’t wait to spend my life with him.
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Reddit user id is medicated_loser_v2.
Not one of those Reddit auto-generated ids. The pooner picked that name.
A dive into her profile reveals no selfies, but here's a bit of background on her.

Synopsis: Works at Walmart, wants a career that doesn't involve dealing with people.
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i’m 19, autistic, and trying to get a diagnosis for a laundry list of physical symptoms. i didn’t go to college. i moved to a different state in a very rural area to live with my grandmother a little under a year ago, as my home situation had been extremely toxic my entire life and it was just getting worse.

i worked in childcare through the ymca from the ages of 16-18, and i don’t want to ever do that again. it’s pretty much my only job experience outside of my current job. i currently work at walmart as a cashier/service desk person and it’s killing me. i’m in pain all the time and i don’t have the mental bandwidth to handle the people aspect of it anymore. i really only got the job because i needed the money and they were hiring.

i only have a highschool degree, and i don’t know if remote or low-key jobs exist that don’t require a higher ed degree. i don’t know how to search for jobs like that.

are there organizations out there that specialize in helping autistic/disabled adults find a job that won’t be terrible for them?

i don’t know what i’m doing. it’s scary.
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Synopsis: Wants an order of protection against her mother.
Maybe that's who first called her a medicated loser?
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Not posting whole rant, but here is an archive link:
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