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One in five straight men don't like vaginas, it has been revealed

It's official — 20% of straight men have negative views of vaginas.

This shocking statistic has come from a survey carried out by the University of New Brunswick which asked 200 heterosexual men a list of questions relating to a woman's privates. The questions were based on appearance, smell and taste and functionality.

Findings showed that the majority cared more about how it felt during sex than how it looked. Smell, taste and sensitivity all ranked high, whereas physical attributes such as symmetry or labial size ranked lower.

They were also asked to rank how strongly they agreed with various statements such as, 'Women's privates are beautiful' and 'Women should feel proud of their privates.'

The survey was a follow-up to a previous study which looked at negative feelings that women have about their own privates.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

They were also asked to rank how strongly they agreed with various statements such as, 'Women's privates are beautiful' and 'Women should feel proud of their privates.'

I love having sex with vaginas but I don't think I would agree with retarded statements like these either. Some vaginas are beautiful. Some aren't. Women shouldn't feel proud of having vaginas because women already tend to be proud of way too much shit they didn't put any effort into.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Alternatively, given that this is a university, I'd find it equally likely that one in five men claiming to be straight, aren't.

 

[Jarl Varg]

The 1 out of the 5 has probably never had pussy, since it had him.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

That 1 in 5 probably experienced a yeast infection.

 

[Karen of Human Resources]

Are these queers who identity as trans-heterosexual or something?

It's either that or neovaginas were part of the sample.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I guess they only surveyed New Yorkers.

 

[FatMebius]

https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=X7d5fgUw118YwDRK

Ice T's response is literally the first thing that came to mind.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Are these queers who identity as trans-heterosexual or something?

It's either that or neovaginas were part of the sample.

The study was done by the U of New Brunswick aka Canada. So you know that they did

 

[Criticallacitirc]

'Women's privates are beautiful' and 'Women should feel proud of their privates.'

If you surveyed straight women and asked them if they think men's privates are beautiful and if men should feel proud of their privates, I bet I could generate a headline "100% of straight women don't like dicks"

 

[Vesperus]

Not ureasonable - Nut sacks aren't noted for their intrinsic beauty, either.
These are body parts for made for doing stuff, not looking at.
Anyone with a plaster cast of a cunt hanging on their wall would rightly be considered a bit odd.

Edit: I suspect at least 3 of the other four were lying in case they were accused of being anti-feminist.

 

[Lidl Drip]

1 in 5 men who think they are straight are actually gay? Honestly I thought it would be much more than that.

 

[TowinKarz]

Like most things in life? 50% of the subject in question is going to be "below average" in quality if we study the real world and not the pre-selected best upper 10th percentile that gets into all the media.

There's a reason the likelihood of any one person getting naked in front of you is inversely proportional to how much you'd like to see them naked in front of you.

Most people, myself included, don't have aesthetically pleasing genitals.

So yeah, no shit anyone whose looked at more than a few vaginas can tell you that more often than not? It wasn't something they'd like to do for the sake of it.

 

[Baroque]

Seems like a reasonable conclusion for straight men to reach, given its appearance.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

One of them ate Boba Fett and I never really got over it.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

How are we certain the fifth of those men are true and honest men?

 

[Hitman One]

Roasties btfo once again.

 

[Vect]

If you surveyed straight women and asked them if they think men's privates are beautiful and if men should feel proud of their privates, I bet I could generate a headline "100% of straight women don't like dicks"

Yeah, I mean, do women like penises? Do they look weird or strange, the way they grow or shrink or what they do?

Ah, Kiwi Farms, the fun conversations we have.

 

[urr13 account]

If you surveyed straight women and asked them if they think men's privates are beautiful and if men should feel proud of their privates, I bet I could generate a headline "100% of straight women don't like dicks"

yeah, I came in here to may a joke about them being gay but this appears to be one of those surveys where they specifically ask the question in a way to try to get a response. Imagine asking girls "should men be proud of their penises?" like what does that even mean.

Dumb survey. Clickbait article. Same as it ever was.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

They are pretty ugly to be fair