🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Teridax]

Nah I agree with you. Basically every single fish was chain smoking by the end. The wiggers took a group of people of who didn't smoke and got them hooked. I don't know how many still smoke but a month of chain smoking can't be good for you.

No one was forcing them to actually smoke the cigs IIRC

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Not terrible, but you still need fish to be able to vote for each other to create conflict and drama. Which is why I think fish should vote for nominations, then whoever is nominated it goes to an audience vote.

No, this scares the fish into playing nice and at most backstab each other. I don't want whisper tank with a bunch of women and eunuchs huddling in groups conspiring who to nominate. Create conflict through challenges. Group challenges with a lot on the line (fishbucks, tokens) that allows for sabotage are great (baby challenge, candy challenge). Things like 'Drunk Piece of Shit' challenge and 'The Cell' are great too at naturally creating conflict.

Another way is the Beef bell but don't actually half ass it:

• Hang a long list of simple challenges that can be judged objectively at the bell.
• The person that's called out gets to choose the challenge (if a woman challenges a man, he can't choose a physical one unless the woman agrees).
• If both agree to an improvised challenge, they can do that too.
• They can bet a token or agree on a favor or humiliation (probably can't do fishbucks for legal reasons).

 

[Fear and Bullets]

Sorry to newfag the thread, but is there anywhere to watch highlights or a more trimmed version of the old school stuff? I've avoided watching because I'm really sketched out with Jet and the whole worldcorp. thing, but this shitshow just plain looks fun.

 

[#lurker]

No, this scares the fish into playing nice and at most backstab each other. I don't want whisper tank with a bunch of women and eunuchs huddling in groups conspiring who to nominate.

That's why you ban voting discussion amongst fish.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The one thing everyone can agree on, is that if they want more productive fish, then production needs to give them something to do. "Make content" is too nebulous.

There was even a clip of Ian saying the show was boring, and production needed to give them something to do.

 

[else_letter]

Sorry to newfag the thread, but is there anywhere to watch highlights or a more trimmed version of the old school stuff? I've avoided watching because I'm really sketched out with Jet and the whole worldcorp. thing, but this shitshow just plain looks fun.

Yes. There are good people making recaps for a day in the tank and they have been doing it along time, so you can go back to season 1, at least with cucumberfeet's coverage

https://www.youtube.com/@cucumberfeet/playlists

A B is also good, started at Season 2, so had no Season 1 stuff, yet.

https://www.youtube.com/@AyyyB/playlists

Fishtank posts episodic edits on their main channel too, Season 1 is complete and a bit rough, Season 2 edits are being rolled out and will continue after Season 3 is complete.

https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

They can bet a token or agree on a favor or humiliation

This is a somewhat interesting concept they could explore. Some of the funniest shit in Kenny vs. Spenny and Impractical Jokers comes from the 'humiliation' bits. The only fish that weren't extremely uncomfortable with the "who can beg for the most money" challenge were Jeff (junkie) and Luke (extrovert chad).

They wouldn't even have to leave the house. I used to run a restaurant, and I'd frequently rent out our banquet room to companies that would host upscale dinners (steak and lobster) that were free to attend, as long as you agreed to sit and listen to their seminar. Imagine them roping in 20 or so absolutely clueless dinner guests to have Burt give a powerpoint presentation on his twitter feed lol. "Burt, tell them what it felt like when his tongue was in your butthole".

 

[The Blue Morpho]

So is Burt actually the winner? Does no one really get the 50k? Amusingly, all that show-related stuff seems kind of secondary now that we've discovered the next layer of the Burt iceberg. In retrospect he is exactly the kind of person who would have multiple fake personas to scam people and live out his bizarre fantasies.

Somebody write a thesis on this man!

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Found something interesting from this video (where he is using some sort of solving website to solve questions instead of his alleged genius IQ):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05WYiyQF7WA

If it's true then he has been running this exam cheating business since at least 2017.

Makes you wonder if his 160 IQ / Mensa status is also fraudulent considering how prolific his cheating is.

 

[neger psykolog]

If it's true then he has been running this exam cheating business since at least 2017.

Makes you wonder if his 160 IQ / Mensa status is also fraudulent considering how prolific his cheating is.

Dude the entire university system (except for actual doctors/lawyers) and all the entrance exams involved with it is a scam to begin with. Good on Burtin' Burt (the irishman) to make bank off of it.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Dude the entire university system (except for actual doctors/lawyers) and all the entrance exams involved with it is a scam to begin with. Good on Burtin' Burt (the irishman) to make bank off of it.

nah the entire thing has been shit for years because of lowered standards for brown people, especially doctors and lawyers, the ones you least want to be low iq niggers.

 

[Godmode]

Trying to get caught up. Did Burt actually admit to larping as the white dude?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Did Alex ever own up to being a massive lying vagina retard or did he just go silent?

so the cops showed up

Jabba changed her discord account

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

• Audience gets to cast 2 votes each, results are hidden until reveal to prevent strategic voting. Fish with lowest amount of votes is eliminated.
• Fish can win 'tokens' in challenges. A token is worth 100 votes divided by amount of fish left (10 fish = token worth 10 points).

This will prevent audience dog piling on 'annoying' (i.e. content) people. You'd vote for your favorite fish and maybe someone you think is good for content, or someone you find underrated. The fish will still be able to influence the result to some degree, and knowing their fate lies with the audience, should drive them to fuck with other fish more.

Details:
Reduced to 1 vote per person once ~4 fish remain.
Token value is just an estimate (but I think dividing it by fish is good).
Tokens are permanent even if their extra points saves a fish from elimination (otherwise fish in good audience standing will benefit more from tokens).
Should complete immunity still be an occasional reward? Maybe, it'll definitely fire the fish up at least.
Change final 1v1 to something more exciting? Maybe if it's well thought out (it hasn't been so far).
In general add more mini challenges even if they're silly. Throw around tokens and a fishbuck or two to build up that FOMO so they don't walk early.

I don't watch reality tv besides FT, this is my OC donut steal idea but there might be similar systems out there.

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Yeah I think this wouldn't be too bad.
I had a similar idea earlier in the thread. Audience casts 2 endorsements, one for their favorite, one for their most hated. The people without the least endorsements of either kind would be up for elimination. Which would always be people like Payton or LaRon. Not liked or hated, just their.

Then if the fish know that the most liked, and most hated get to stay, they will be motivated to do shit AND won't care about pissing off the other fish.

 

[itogi]

Trying to get caught up. Did Burt actually admit to larping as the white dude?

Albert admitted that he is Jim O'Hara and that it's his "stage name" for online tutoring pretty much instantly when his alias got mentioned.

 

[Hollowrealm]

Found something interesting from this video (where he is using some sort of solving website to solve questions instead of his alleged genius IQ):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05WYiyQF7WA

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If it's true then he has been running this exam cheating business since at least 2017.

Makes you wonder if his 160 IQ / Mensa status is also fraudulent considering how prolific his cheating is.

This checks out considering his excuse for being absolute dog shit at problem solving is always his lack of phone or internet access.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

I would love to see Albert do some Linear Algebra.

I think it's funny he was scamming people trying to cheat. I had an idea of scamming ppl on Reddit once and wanted to see if I could actually do it. I made about $3500 buck in a month and decided to stop before I got in too deep. But it's very easy to separate a fool from his money.

 

[skrod]

The idea that bringing on Alex's wife made him leave is wrong. He was always going to get hassled out by Frank whether his wife came in or not. There is not a single universe out there where Alex stayed to the end.

What Sam said was essentially, "we should have known that bringing Alex's wife on would cause him to leave". Myself and others theorized that they intentionally tried to get Alex off the show because it was so blatantly obvious that he would leave if his wife showed up. She literally called the cops on the show (more than once?) to try and get Alex off because she was so angry. Once she got there it became crystal clear that she makes all the decisions for Alex, and her decision was predictably that she wanted him off the show. Whether or not he would have left if the wife never showed up but Frank hassled him, we will never know. If anything they should have tried the Frank stuff BEFORE the wife and have her come down for like week 5 or something so Alex has to seriously contemplate whether he wants to win or appease his wife when the stakes are much clearer, and you still get your explosive moment, and at an even better time.

 

[Hollowrealm]

I would love to see Albert do some Linear Algebra.

I think it's funny he was scamming people trying to cheat. I had an idea of scamming ppl on Reddit once and wanted to see if I could actually do it. I made about $3500 buck in a month and decided to stop before I got in too deep. But it's very easy to separate a fool from his money.

Never clipped, but there’s been a few times where a tts has came though and asked him some pretty basic multiplications and he conveniently skips it and moves on to the next question. But if they ask him what celebrity he wants to fuck The most he will ring those off instantly.

he’s a master of selective hearing. I don’t see one thing that Burt does that would justify a high iq. he doesn’t even have savant syndrome that makes him a genius musician or something. and his logic and critical thinking is non existent because you can make Burt believe absolutely anything.

maybe his iq test was a mean girls quiz

he seems harmless in real life because he is so innocently retarded, but online he’s probably a serial offender.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Albert admitted that he is Jim O'Hara and that it's his "stage name" for online tutoring pretty much instantly when his alias got mentioned.

There's a Google Drive link where Burt berated one of his students

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