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One in five straight men don't like vaginas, it has been revealed

It's official — 20% of straight men have negative views of vaginas.

This shocking statistic has come from a survey carried out by the University of New Brunswick which asked 200 heterosexual men a list of questions relating to a woman's privates. The questions were based on appearance, smell and taste and functionality.

Findings showed that the majority cared more about how it felt during sex than how it looked. Smell, taste and sensitivity all ranked high, whereas physical attributes such as symmetry or labial size ranked lower.

They were also asked to rank how strongly they agreed with various statements such as, 'Women's privates are beautiful' and 'Women should feel proud of their privates.'

The survey was a follow-up to a previous study which looked at negative feelings that women have about their own privates.

 

[Karen of Human Resources]

Not all women have vaginas!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Spiritual homosexuals.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Findings showed that the majority cared more about how it felt during sex than how it looked.

So far, priorities are correct

Smell, taste and sensitivity all ranked high

Priorities still seemingly in order

whereas physical attributes such as symmetry or labial size ranked lower.

Reasonable. All this seems pretty sane and not completely shallow, things that can really make enjoying the process difficult rank high, things that aren't very important rank low.

Not sure how we got to the headli-

They were also asked to rank how strongly they agreed with various statements such as, 'Women's privates are beautiful' and 'Women should feel proud of their privates.'

So that's how we got to the headline? Sounds more like 1 in 5 men surveyed justifiably responded "nigger what the fuck" when asked those last questions.

Final note, can we talk for a second about how the article links only to sections of the website that posted it when the link text implies they're linking to specific parts of the survey? For all I know, this survey was conducted from a bathroom stall and the results were collated with a "yeah totally dude" system that solely exists in someone's mind.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Not all women have vaginas!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Neovaginas are the only real vaginas

 

[Two Hands]

Neovaginas are the only real vaginas

We call them axewounds in this thread, xir.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

That’s just dumb though. Both male and female genitals are odd looking. Why would you be ‘proud’ of a body part?

There is a trend among liberal woman that started some time ago (l saw it too in 2 Broke Girls and that show's from 2012 or so) to idolise their vaginas like it's their hair. Also, their periods.

So, whoever made this study is operating with the idea that vaginas need to be pretty in the same way a guy would tell you "you have pretty eyes".

 

[soup peddler]

To be fair, if some rando asked me "should men be proud of their privates?" or "are men's privates beautiful?" I wouldn't really know how to answer.

Spoiler

I feel rather like penises are great because they feel fucking great, not because they're beautiful.
I don't think they're gross, but they're visually exciting because of the implication that sex is about to happen (also all genitals are fascinating miracles of biology), not because they are magnificent pieces of art. When people aren't sexually excited, they're usually not thrilled about seeing people's genitals. Doesn't really surprise me that some men feel the same way about vaginas.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The only question they really needed to ask was "Roastie, matters or doesn't matter?"

We call them axewounds in this thread, xir.

Actually, we call them Stinkditches because they usually represent festering flesh holes of horror.

Axewound only applies to a real vag because it bleeds every month, like it should, starting at a certain age and until a certain age later on.

Those "things" that troons have could never be axe wounds because the only bleeding they do is the body reacting to such a horrible mutilation by a butcher who pretends to be a doctor and should never be allowed to touch another human being in the name of medicine for the rest of time.

 

[smartypants302]

Not ureasonable - Nut sacks aren't noted for their intrinsic beauty, either.
These are body parts for made for doing stuff, not looking at.
Anyone with a plaster cast of a cunt hanging on their wall would rightly be considered a bit odd.

Edit: I suspect at least 3 of the other four were lying in case they were accused of being anti-feminist.

What about Georgia O'Keeffe paintings that are totally not vaginas?

Spoiler: Painting of flowers that in no way look like vaginas

 

[Fapcop]

unironically, women care a lot more about vaginas than men do.

They do fucking surgery on them to get smaller labia lips, but whereas men might joke around about “roasties”, the number of non-gay men who have ever seriously complained about labias is close to zero.

“Eww, look at those pussy lips! I’m never putting my penis in there WTF?!?” Said no man ever.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Doesn't really surprise me that some men feel the same way about vaginas.

Spoiler: TMI

We do (well, some of us, at least), which is one of the reasons why I love giving oral. The average man might be fooled by a woman pulling a When Harry Met Sally with some ease, but feeling a quivering thigh or abdomen is a much better indicator that I'm doing something right. And that, along with knowing that we're both enjoying it, gives me a great measure of satisfaction.

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

When I was a teenager I didn't like going down on girls because I thought it was gross and was intimidated by doing a poor job, but then I grew up and stopped being a bitch, now I can't stop munching box. During that phase, I still liked fucking vaginas though, so if you are straight I can kinda understand not being a fan of doing oral on a vagina, but that's it, not liking it altogether means you're gay or they surveyed a lot of pooners.

 

[stupid frog]

unironically, women care a lot more about vaginas than men do.

They do fucking surgery on them to get smaller labia lips, but whereas men might joke around about “roasties”, the number of non-gay men who have ever seriously complained about labias is close to zero.

“Eww, look at those pussy lips! I’m never putting my penis in there WTF?!?” Said no man ever.

I saw a doc on YT about this. I can't find it, but if you look up "labia surgery" you can see a lot of vaginas. what the fuck how are these allowed

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Some women have ugly, stinky pussies. I’m sure most Indians do, which probably matches up to about 20% of England.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Some women have ugly, stinky pussies. I’m sure most Indians do, which probably matches up to about 20% of England.

This is Canada, which is actually 40% indian

 

[jje100010001]

Alternatively, given that this is a university, I'd find it equally likely that one in five men claiming to be straight, aren't.

I'm surprised they didn't jump to this claim.

More likely the implications are that sex robots will be more popular than expected.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

What's wrong with liking Feet

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What's wrong with liking Feet

Nobody normal likes them and it makes no sense to do so

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

unironically, women care a lot more about vaginas than men do.

They do fucking surgery on them to get smaller labia lips, but whereas men might joke around about “roasties”, the number of non-gay men who have ever seriously complained about labias is close to zero.

“Eww, look at those pussy lips! I’m never putting my penis in there WTF?!?” Said no man ever.

My outside observation about you straight folk is that this basically defines everything women do.

Straight guys don't give two shits about high heels, unless they have a foot fetish, but women cripple themselves to wear them.
Straight guys don't give a damn about pancake makeup - except that if anything they tend to be turned off by it. But women still do it.
Most men hate odious perfumes, yet women drown themselves in the shit.

And on it goes.

Every time I hear a woman complain about "what we women have to do to look pretty for guys", I just want to slap a bitch. Ya know, maybe decades or centuries ago, where women were sometimes legally required to wear certain clothing, or shit like foot binding from China, yeah, okay. Then you have a point. But girl, you dress that way because you want to. It's all on you. You could stop literally any time.

 

[Fapcop]

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My outside observation about you straight folk is that this basically defines everything women do.

Straight guys don't give two shits about high heels, unless they have a foot fetish, but women cripple themselves to wear them.
Straight guys don't give a damn about pancake makeup - except that if anything they tend to be turned off by it. But women still do it.
Most men hate odious perfumes, yet women drown themselves in the shit.

And on it goes.

Every time I hear a woman complain about "what we women have to do to look pretty for guys", I just want to slap a bitch. Ya know, maybe decades or centuries ago, where women were sometimes legally required to wear certain clothing, or shit like foot binding from China, yeah, okay. Then you have a point. But girl, you dress that way because you want to. It's all on you. You could stop literally any time.

Fag or lesbian?

Your observations are true. I think high heeled shows are kinda gross (knee high boots ftw!) and I have never heard a man complain about a woman’s footwear. Nor usually noticed it.

Makeup the same. Most men like a natural look.

The absolutely worst (and a great example) are those long whore nails that are popular right now. (If you've ever seen a black woman on TikTok or YouTube you know which ones I mean.)

They are disgusting and I have never heard men talk about “oh wow she had long nails! So hot!”
Women have beautiful hands no matter what. Those gross long nails just make it worse.