DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil fucked himself the hardest with his setup upgrades.

His main appeal to retards was that he was a normal struggling streamer, with an added dash of, “trolls have ruined my life”.
When that ‘I’m struggling‘ element disappears, so do a lot of the pitybucks whales/dolphins. He is flaunting his purchases, bragging about setting money on fire constantly and openly showing his upgrades to his house.

His retardation and greed are at war constantly, but a sneak attack from BragSydePhil may have permanently fucked him. he filled his setup with extremely overpriced trash, that he LOVES to remind you cost several thousand dollars. I’m 99% sure early on he was using the gift excuse to test the waters, but eventually just stopped caring because he pignotized himself really fucking hard that everyone loves him and won’t care if he just throws their money into their drooling faces.

We knew the downfall was coming, but goddamn I didn’t see a nuclear holocaust-style-type-deal-situation with the begging. This shit is hilarious.

EDIT: I was wrong with the gifting part a bit, although I’m pretty sure he slipped up saying he bought it, but he was “gifted” the 990 Pro 4tb SSD

 

[PieceofShet]

Dude didn't know what a crouch jump was. Tells you all you need to know how much he was into PC gaming and organizing LAN parties in the late 90s/early 00s.

Fun fact...

Every time someone brings up the crouch jump fiasco, I feel obligated to add/point out that if you look at his videos, THE GAME TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DO IT, IT HAD A PROMPT ON THE SCREEN AND HE INDEED DID A CROUCH JUMP in the first section of the game. Then he forgot it. Him saying the game never told him is a lie.

He even say "the hell is a crouch jump". From part4.

 

[MAWBD2]

That and a grown man saying "yummy"

Hey, that's not fair. I used to do that a lot.


... when feeding my toddlers.

 

[architects]

“The streak turns every stream into hitting a financial goal”….Jesus he makes me giggle. This whole “reinvigoration” period is why I can just laugh instead of getting mad now. He’ll always default to milking whatever good thing he has totally dry. The greed and desperation will always come out eventually. Back down to earth he’s come…he had a shot…and blew it in the most “Phil” way….lol.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

YOU GUYS WANT ME TO STARVE TO DEATH I GUESS

Like how he put an hour deadline on the Popeyes and still couldn’t hit it. Hope he liked the shit fat Kat made. Lol never seen a man threaten to starve himself over not getting something. It’s like he’s five

Politics really does turn everything shit.

Agreed. He alienated his old fan base for his right wing grift. Lol his political shit even showing up in his regular streams. Yesterday, he kept calling people socialist even though he doesn’t know what socialism is. Kino rotten his brain even more

 

[Elbe]

Just tuned in to Meerkat on YT and was greeted by this visage

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Just tuned in to Meerkat on YT and was greeted by this visage

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this is the face of a man who loves his life (and wife) hack hack hack

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Agreed. He alienated his old fan base for his right wing grift. Lol his political shit even showing up in his regular streams. Yesterday, he kept calling people socialist even though he doesn’t know what socialism is. Kino rotten his brain even more

Does he realize PPP isn't trying to be a real political pundit? PPP is just saying stuff as like, "the meme" to be entertaining. Trying to fashion a serious political show around harpooning KC whales is like trying to build a house out of wet noodles.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

That and a grown man saying "yummy"

"Yummmaaay"

He does that cuz he heard Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura say it once. So autistic.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Does he realize PPP isn't trying to be a real political pundit? PPP is just saying stuff as like, "the meme" to be entertaining. Trying to fashion a serious political show around harpooning KC whales is like trying to build a house out of wet noodles.

PPP, whatever his name is, joked with phil saying he "shouldn't count the DSP politics" for the streak since it's not his regular show, and phil believes it. now, phil wont count the show towards his goal. lol phil will believe in anything they say. also, they do pander to the right leaning crowd. it's cheap money and that what they are after.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Explain me to, folks: How is it rationally possible to blow $20k in two months? I can’t even fathom blowing $1000 on a regular basis.

 

[arrivefriday]

I saw people earlier talk about Path of Exile, while it is blowing up right now with POE2, he definitely wouldn't enjoy this game.
It's very punishing even as early as 10 minutes in, and given the fact that he's literally retarded, he would just complain the entire time.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I was wrong with the gifting part a bit, although I’m pretty sure he slipped up saying he bought it, but he was “gifted” the 990 Pro 4tb SSD

To be fair, isn't it technically correct still? I mean, his entire month's budget barring give or take ~1$-$2K is "gifted"


Also, does anyone know what happened in 2023? Why where his views so low, even compared to the pathetic 400k monthly he gets right now?

 

[Iron Hamster]

this is such a cope prestream lmao "the world doesn't hate me anymore" just constant self reassurance

The world would have to know who he is first. King of Irrelevance.

DSP has X-Pac Heat

But craves X-Pac meat

Is that were his lies are stored?

damn that's funny.

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The kick chat really is a wild west, he doesn't give a shit about moderating because of greed lmao.

He doesn't give a shit because he can't keep up.

New rules for the streak: (100 streak = full Stellar Blade playthrough)
-You can "accelerate" the streak by paying multiples of the $150 goal in a single schtreem (ie $300 raised makes the streak go up by 2 not 1)
-politics streams never count against the streak - only for it if the $150 is reached

This pig I swear

Yet more DarkSideInflation

Oh, wow! This is a really good deal! Now he only demands $29,400 to play Stellar Blade, that's a savings of $12,000!!!!

It'S A bUyEr's MaRkeT FoR PlaYThrOuGhs!

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Explain me to, folks: How is it rationally possible to blow $20k in two months? I can’t even fathom blowing $1000 on a regular basis.

He's still blowing $1k+ on WWEC binges once or twice a week. Add on the PCs, RGB crap, and Doordash for two, three times a day.

Being irrational is the core component of being a lolcow.

 

[Balr0g]

Also, does anyone know what happened in 2023? Why where his views so low, even compared to the pathetic 400k monthly he gets right now?

I think he deleted a bunch of videos and deleted videos bring y<our view count down. Funjny how he still deletes videos despite knowing what it does in the algorithm.

Also I find it funny. These are the stats from my Youtube channel where I upload a variety of stuff

I have hit a certain group in the last days and it shows. But my channel is not monetized so take these numbers with a grain of salt. Plus I only have 1k subscribers (recently hit) and I most likely won't apply for partnership as I doubt they would grant it. I still find it funny that I am able to pull the same numbers as someone who has such a long history with Youtube. Then again Boogie's channel is the same

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Choosing to do the right wing grift to impress your boyfriends who do the same when most of the people who throw their money at you are jobless layabouts whose entire existence is funded by the state is such a classic DSP move.

Phail is the kind of tard who would launch a pump and dump shitcoin scam and somehow end up being among the sad sacks holding the bag after the coin gets dumped.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Phail is the kind of tard who would launch a pump and dump shitcoin scam and somehow end up being among the sad sacks holding the bag after the coin gets dumped.

WHEN AM I SELLING, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME

 

[Very Honest Content]

And Jayde just vomits letters.

Why do you feel the need to single out Phil's new #1 best fan/chat participant like this? You're not bigoted against retards or something are you?

Explain me to, folks: How is it rationally possible to blow $20k in two months?

I will, but first you have to tell me: how much of that in percentage basis do you think pigroach actually paid on his tax bills? As for the rest, sweatyman.jpgs.

I really feel like Phil put in a fantastic lolcow of the year performance 11/12ths of the way to this year's finish line in the race. I see no reason why he doesn't finish fourth again as is the pigroach's nature in any track meet style competitive style scenario.

 

[Twrx]

I will, but first you have to tell me: how much of that in percentage basis do you think pigroach actually paid on his tax bills?

That's a problem for future Phil to deal with