Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[postfeetpls]

Now that's a real bummer. My vacation is ruined.

 

[lol cow supreme]

For those who have free time this week to write a heartfelt letter of support for our boy..

Spoiler: example

[Your Name]
[Your Address]
[City, State, ZIP Code]
[Email Address]
[Phone Number]
[Date]

The Honorable Judge Sanner
16th Judicial Circuit of Virginia
Box 37
100 W. Main Street
Louisa, VA 23093-0037

Re: Character Letter for Austin Peterson

Dear Judge Sanner,

I am writing to you in support of Austin Peterson and to express my belief that he should not be found guilty of violating his probation. I have had the privilege of knowing Austin for some time, and in that time, I have seen him demonstrate qualities of personal responsibility, dedication, and a sincere commitment to making a positive impact in the lives of others.

Austin is deeply involved in philanthropic work, regularly dedicating his time and energy to charitable causes. Whether it’s through volunteering, organizing local events, or contributing to various organizations, Austin has consistently demonstrated a strong desire to give back to his community. His philanthropic efforts show that he is someone who wants to be a positive force in the world and is committed to making a difference in the lives of others.

Additionally, Austin has been a primary caregiver for his mother, providing her with the support and care she needs. His role as a caregiver speaks volumes about his character and responsibility. His devotion to his family is a testament to the kind of person he is—someone who puts the needs of others above his own and takes responsibility for those in his care.

Outside of his charitable and familial responsibilities, Austin is also an avid fisherman, a hobby that speaks to his values of patience, focus, and self-discipline. Fishing, for Austin, is not just a pastime, but a way to center himself and demonstrate his respect for nature and its rhythms. His commitment to this hobby reflects his ability to maintain balance in his life and appreciate the importance of consistency and dedication.

Lastly, Austin’s value as an entertainer cannot be overlooked. He has a unique ability to connect with people, share his experiences, and bring joy and laughter to others. His work as an entertainer has brought positive energy to many, and his creativity and passion for his craft have earned him the respect of those who know him. Austin has shown, through his work, that he has the ability to build relationships, inspire others, and make a meaningful impact in the lives of many people.

I ask that you consider Austin’s character, his dedication to his family, his positive contributions to the community, and his potential for personal growth when making your decision. I believe that Austin has made great strides in his life and deserves a chance to continue on a positive path. A finding of probation violation would not reflect the true essence of the man I know, and I respectfully urge you to consider a fair and thoughtful resolution in this case.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Free my nigga

 

[Shokaract#2]

The justice system is filled with nothing but rats and riggers. Not letting Bossman smoke Crack and slap Ratdad around is pure fascism.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

He should seek asylum from this persecution

 

[Polentic]

I will lie in court for Bossman.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

From the Bossman legal thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/commonwealth-of-virginia-v-austin-curtis-peterson.200730/post-20021869
Now we know why he's back inside. He might be gone a lot longer than we thought. Fuck

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GOD. NO, GOD, PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Rudy Coleman]

Why don’t you smoke crack, abuse your parents, and gamble on livestreams yourself then?

it wouldn't be the same i dont play counterstrike

 

[Burl McMillan]

What the fuck are they seriously going to throw the book at some crackie for just enjoying life bro? I can't decide if I hate Eddie or RatDad more free my nigga right now goddamnit

 

[Billy Bong]

He's just using up all his bad luck before the big run up finale. That's my cope right now.

 

[Poonocchio]

Myself and Mr Cis-Het Poonocchio have just been rewatching Bossman freakout compilations out of sadness of the lack of Bossman content, I missed Tongue of Rage updates now I'm genuinely definitely feeling some kinda way.

 

[troonshine]

ride of the rat judge who did our boy dirty spotted

 

[moocow]

It's not checkers, it's rallys you fucking retards. Eat shit.

That's about what you're getting at a Checker's or Rally's.

For those who have free time this week to write a heartfelt letter of support for our boy..

Remember lads, it's not perjury if you haven't been sworn in!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GOD. NO, GOD, PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please. Somebody help. He does so much for you guys and nobody is lifting a finger. Someone just give him the tiniest bit of help.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

[Your Name]
[Your Address]
[City, State, ZIP Code]
[Email Address]
[Phone Number]
[Date]

The Honorable Judge Sanner
16th Judicial Circuit of Virginia
Box 37
100 W. Main Street
Louisa, VA 23093-0037

Re: #FreeMyNigger

Dear judge bro,

What has Austin ever done to you?
Why are you being weird, dewd?
You're being weird.
I'm typing a 5 because you're weird.
5
Oooooh, mrs. Judge!
Oooooh, mrs. Judge!
DAMN THAT JUDGE PUSSY NICE!!!!
Now drop a five pack to free my nigger before I feel some type of way.
RAT!


Sincerely,
[Your Name]

 

[Evilronald]

The judge and the DA are fucking rats man. Eddie must be in on this shit too! He pushes a button and Bossman goes to jail.

 

[UsedUp]

May the ghosts of Christmas Past Present and Future visit him in his cell and he becomes a.changed man. A Christmas Coin Flip.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I don't know guys. Bossman has been down bad and risen up before, but it's never been this bad. Will it ever be okay again guys? Guys?

 

[drachenbarde]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GOD. NO, GOD, PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[break these cuffs]

May the ghosts of Christmas Past Present and Future visit him in his cell and he becomes a.changed man. A Christmas Coin Flip.

He's gonna double chuck it to get the Christmas geese for free and lose it all isn't he?