Porn and Porncows

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Not only have I never heard of this person, literally searching the name on tube sites doesn't bring up a fucking thing.

It's some tranny so it's almost certain their "content" was a failed OnlyFans that went nowhere, forcing them to rebrand as a God-fearing anti-porn advocate.

 

[demicolon]

I remember that movie. Pretty damn good.

They typecasted Mark Wahlberg as a confused retard.

 

[Kurohige]

Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...

 

[demicolon]

It's like a van equivalent of a truckstop bathroom where gay men with AIDS leave texts on the wall to the tune of "come here Wednesday at 8 PM for some fun".

 

[Chapalapachapa]

how the fuck do you manage to reach a point in life where taking up the ass at the strip club bathroom would be an improvement

 

[ddlloo]

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Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...

I have questions.
Many questions.
I fear the answers.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...

This is greasy. We're talking Randy Pitchford levels of grease. You could swim in it.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Doesn't help real people can only do so much. Gets stale when a quarter of the page is the skinny "jailbait" chicks getting blacked, another quarter is BBLs getting blacked, then some amateur work between some young and horny couples, and finally more interracial.

Vanilla is something you have to do a little searching for now, and we all know how "search" is.

All those tatted up nigger fucking whores really made me appreciate average women having vanilla sex.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

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Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...

What the fuck am I watching

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

What the fuck am I watching

If I had to guess it looks like the apex of porn actors. A whore, a black midget, and the most apex of indians with a headshape so unique that even andrew tate would be jealous.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

What the fuck am I watching

a knock off of bang bus called the fan van that deliberately picks the freakiest looking people because it causes more people to discover the site and more likely to pay money for the grift.

 

[Ceral Funt]

Dumb/Autistic/Islamic take: I legitimately liked Bang Bus back in the day.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Dumb/Autistic/Islamic take: I legitimately liked Bang Bus back in the day.

I remember a funny one were a Scandinavian chick was getting fucked by a jew and she kept calling him "jew boy".

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

a knock off of bang bus called the fan van that deliberately picks the freakiest looking people because it causes more people to discover the site and more likely to pay money for the grift.

That's really fucking greasy, porn is bad enough but whew

 

[Marche]

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Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...

Who is this even for?

 

[CallmeCicada]

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Just when I thought I've seen the absolute nadir, the ground opens up once more, and sends me to this...

How did they get Charlemagne and Aziz for this video?

 

[demicolon]

Who is this even for?

Your mom.
It's porn for middle-aged houseviwes.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Dumb/Autistic/Islamic take: I legitimately liked Bang Bus back in the day.

The endings were always the best, in general that pseudo-reality era of the 2000s was amazing because they could do stuff that feels blatantly illegal or untrue and make it seem ok. Like now it's very easy to get charged with indecent exposure but it feel like real.

Plus Miami is like the US Ibiza, it's entirely different rules and women just getting naked because you have a camera or at least flirting is 100% accurate. Girls gone wild was the highest valued adult brand for a reason back then. Pre-smartphone a legit camera was rare enough that people would be overjoyed seeing one and dancing in front of it.

Also they were a lot spicier and more fun and it was a lot more "realistic" back in the day. Like vitaly was really an amateur they got to fuck on the bang bus, and was just working some shitty job back then

 

[Gentlebastard]

I remember a funny one were a Scandinavian chick was getting fucked by a jew and she kept calling him "jew boy".

Ah, yes, that loosened up some memories.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Ah, yes, that loosened up some memories.

Is Efuckt good again? I remember the site going to shit a few years back and full of spywere.