"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Haramburger]

Saying "schwiiinnng!" when something is boner-inducing is timeless

 

[Local Fed]

The Hawk Tuah Girl keeps popping up everywhere on YouTube. Haven't the foggiest what it is, but I'm subscribed to orangepeanut, and he complained about her, and some other bloke brought up that she was involved in a scam, but I haven't cared enough to read into it properly.

I'll provide a tl;dr at the end of this.

The whole "hawk tuah" thing is pretty simple. Earlier this year one of those man on the street type channels was somewhere doing interviews with random college aged/young adult aged people in an area where a lot of them congregate. The Hawk Tuah girl was some random moderately attractive woman who the melanin rich interviewer asked a question to the effect of "What's something you can do in bed to drive a guy crazy?" The woman responded by pretending to spit on a cock while simultaneously uttering the sound/words "HAWK TUAH ON THAT THANG!" and from there it went viral.

All pretty harmless, crass or otherwise. From there she got her 15 minutes of fame, but because we live in a Society™ it's kept on going half in part because a lot of people think it's funny (honestly part of this is probably due to it being a relief that something is going viral while not being political dreck) and half because people are mad that some ditzy woman with a southern drawl keeps having her catchphrase used.

A while ago she announced that she was releasing a silly meme crypto coin, appropriately called HAWK. When it was publicly released this week she dumped most if not all of her holdings of it (which was like 99% of its supply) and rugpulled its "investors" who thought it would be a get rich quick opportunity. Now people, many who don't even care about crypto are big mad because retards played themselves.

tl;dr

>woman gets interviewed about what she'd do in bed with a guy
>makes a joke about spitting on that thang (a cock)
>clip and phrase go viral
>capitalizing on her fame she (someone she hired) makes an obvious pump and dump crypto coin
>people are stupid enough to "invest" in it
>she hawk tuahs on their faces and rugpulls them (what a queen)
>BIG MAD
>total Hawk Tuah victory

 

[Meth Dick]

You'd think people would have learned after every other shitcoin scandal like Logan Paul's Crypto Zoo shit or Boogie's Fatty Coin but no. It's not even worth feeling bad for the victims over because if they're stupid enough to invest in it then they just would have done something else really stupid with the money.
like this stupid bastard deserves zero sympathy and I hope his kids fucking hate him for it.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd think people would have learned after every other shitcoin scandal like Logan Paul's Crypto Zoo shit or Boogie's Fatty Coin but no. It's not even worth feeling bad for the victims over because if they're stupid enough to invest in it then they just would have done something else really stupid with the money.
like this stupid bastard deserves zero sympathy and I hope his kids fucking hate him for it.

Lol imagine admitting you lost all your money on "Hawk Tuah!" What a loser at life.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

@Local Fed One thing you forgot to add was that following her "fame", she launched a generic basic bitch podcast called Talk Tuah -- which was heavily astroturfed to the point of it being one the most-viewed podcasts -- rivaling in viewership with Joe Rogan. The podcast itself is absolutely inane and unimaginative: it's just your run of the mill podcast of annoying white girls in pajamas in a room with pink lighting and neon LED lights, as they ramble about mundane topics. Unlike legit podcasts like Joe Rogan, however, is that lots of her episodes feature a bunch of nobodies as guests rather than many notable celebrities.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

the term “holidays“ when they clearly mean Christmas. there’s never any token hanukah song by adam sandler on the radio or anything to else for it to classify as multiple “holidays” so just call it Christmas.

I‘m not even Pro happy holidays or Merry Christmas (Halloween is the superior holiday) It just pisses me off when they attempt to virtue signal but not do anything about it

lots of her episodes feature a bunch of nobodies as guests rather than many notable celebrities.

if executed properly and not hosted by a whore white girl, interviewing everyday average joes could be interesting. everyone has a story to tell and the best ones are from the people you least expect.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

@Local Fed Ah... sexual onomatopoeia. I geddit now. Ergh...

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

'Community' being used where 'interest group' or a dozen other more appropriate words belong.

The LGBTQ2IP+ community interest groups are complaining about xyz...
The Minecraft gaming community fanbase was in uproar today about...
The Gunpla community hobbyists were shocked to discover...

It's especially egregious because com-mun-i-ty is a four syllable word, and usually words that see a lot of action get shortened; whereas words that need to obfuscate get more syllables over time so they can talk more while saying less.*

But we're so devoid of actual community today that people will slap that moniker on to literally anything so long as there is a the thinnest pubic hair connecting two people together.

*Carlin, may he rest in piss, made the astute observation that 'shell-shock' became 'battle fatigue', and then 'post-traumatic stress disorder'.
While in our era it's 'Gay' turning into an alphabet soup constructed so that it literally necessitates you say each letter, because it can't be verbalized else-wise. Maximum syllables for maximum bullshit for maximum faggotry.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

'Community' being used where 'interest group' or a dozen other more appropriate words belong.

The LGBTQ2IP+ community interest groups are complaining about xyz...
The Minecraft gaming community fanbase was in uproar today about...
The Gunpla community hobbyists were shocked to discover...

It's especially egregious because com-mun-i-ty is a four syllable word, and usually words that see a lot of action get shortened; whereas words that need to obfuscate get more syllables over time so they can talk more while saying less.*

But we're so devoid of actual community today that people will slap that moniker on to literally anything so long as there is a the thinnest pubic hair connecting two people together.

*Carlin, may he rest in piss, made the astute observation that 'shell-shock' became 'battle fatigue', and then 'post-traumatic stress disorder'.
While in our era it's 'Gay' turning into an alphabet soup constructed so that it literally necessitates you say each letter, because it can't be verbalized else-wise. Maximum syllables for maximum bullshit for maximum faggotry.

Fuck, this is so real when I was growing up in the mid 90s goth scene there were terms like “rivethead” and “mansonite” to describe people who liked industrial metal. These were catchy creative names you’d give to people of a certain criteria. every generation had their quirky nicknames for certain social groups: beatniks, monster kids, greasers, nerds, artists, sports fans, (even furries and bronies) so even with things I don’t agree with like swifties or karens at the very least click with that lingo over “the swifty community“

than again “the art community” is better than calling some of these people ”artists” cuz some of these xitters just can’t draw .

 

[The Decimator]

I follow a lot of really gay artists on Twitter, and most of them speak in this annoying zoomer dialect, even when they’re much older than your typical zoomers.

“oomfs/oomfies”: Can someone please explain this shit to me? From what I understand, it’s a retarded way of saying “mutuals”, so why can’t they just say that instead of coming up with a substitute that sounds like a retarded five year old came up with it?

“X is the movie/game of all time”: The what movie/game of all time? Didn’t your teacher tell you about adjectives in school?!??

“He’s so baby”: I assume this is zoomerspeak for “He’s so cute”.

“Furbabies”, “Doggo”, “Pupper”: Anyone who says these should be monitored for potential animal abuse.

Perhaps the most damaging thing about this type of language is how contagious it is. As soon as my sister started communicating with these “people” she began talking and thinking just like them.

 

[Meth Dick]

I have implemented a new system, there's still some snags but my 13 year old nephew said "crash out" and he got an immediate smack. He has not said it again so I consider this to be a success

 

[Local Fed]

I start daydreaming of napalming Vietnamese civilians when I hear or read someone say "It's giving [thing]." I get that they mean that something is giving off a certain vibe, but I think it's incredibly stupid to basically say it while cutting off the sentence.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

“X is the movie/game of all time”: The what movie/game of all time? Didn’t your teacher tell you about adjectives in school?!??

this thing came from the movie morbius and how just average it was

for the rest I’m sorry I’m not stupid or terminally on xitter enough to translate for you

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

this thing came from the movie morbius and how just average it was

I absolutely loathe the Morbius-derived memes. They were funny at first, but they kept pushing it and now I want to put a bullet in the skull of any zoomer retard that says "X is the thing of all time" or "when X said it's X'ing time and X'ed all over the place."

Kill me.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

This shit grinds my gears, the sudden flood of "X thing is good/bad, actually" posts, in that exact format.
it's condescending and dripping with bullshit to the point that you know it's a self serving like based on nothing but the writer's own ego and inability to allow themselves to think someone else may be right about something.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

'Community' being used where 'interest group' or a dozen other more appropriate words belong.

Like I said, wannabe communists sure are fixated on "community" in Current Year...

 

[Shart Attack]

"Brainrot" is overused to death, and I hate that it's become one word now.

the term “holidays“ when they clearly mean Christmas. there’s never any token hanukah song by adam sandler on the radio or anything to else for it to classify as multiple “holidays” so just call it Christmas.

I‘m not even Pro happy holidays or Merry Christmas (Halloween is the superior holiday) It just pisses me off when they attempt to virtue signal but not do anything about it

My cousins went to Catholic school. I'll never forget the time their school sent them home with a flyer about everyone bringing decorations for the school's "holiday tree." It made my brain hurt. What's the point of substituting "Christmas" for "holiday" when it's not even slightly ambiguous you're talking about Christmas? How many December holidays have a tradition of decorating trees? Also, who is sending their kid to Catholic school but would be offended by the sight of the word "Christmas?" Come the fuck onnnnnn.

 

[David Nosenberg]

I don't know when or why people replaced the term 'avatar' with 'pfp', but I hate it.

 

[Meth Dick]

I absolutely loathe the Morbius-derived memes. They were funny at first, but they kept pushing it and now I want to put a bullet in the skull of any zoomer retard that says "X is the thing of all time" or "when X said it's X'ing time and X'ed all over the place."

Kill me.

I used to go out of my way to say "X is the movie/tv show of all time" on the 4chan /tv/ board strictly because I knew it pissed off everybody there.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

I follow a lot of really gay artists on Twitter, and most of them speak in this annoying zoomer dialect, even when they’re much older than your typical zoomers.

[examples of youngster newspeak]

Perhaps the most damaging thing about this type of language is how contagious it is. As soon as my sister started communicating with these “people” she began talking and thinking just like them.

You're talking about those who very much have arrested development. It's the main reason why I can't stand seeing Western artists sometimes when this is how they act. Expecting them to put up a facade of normalcy like the Eastern artists attempting to is asking too much.

You may want to keep a close eye from here on out, because if she says anything about "enbys" or trannoids being valid and shit, it's a sure sign that you should get away. Don't cut contact but keep yourself open if she were to change for the better.