2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
I'm gonna go out on a limb here as someone from the Pro-US/Pro-Ukraine/Pro-Turk camp that I don't think this is the end of the Assad regime, and Assad will still be in (some form) of power in Damascus come 2026.
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Guys I was wrong I was so fuckin wrong.

I seriously could not have forseen just how fast it would be Joever for Assad!
 
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This is not real, but might as well be
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Otis Mallebrok said:
The Total Assad Catastrophic Collapse has been extreme and spectacular. I wonder what the mood is like inside the presidential palace. Untergang vibes.
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If Assad actually faces the music like Hitler did and doesn't (or hasn't already) left the country to live out the rest of his days in a cozy estate in Iran or Russia, he'd have my begrudging respect. But let's be real there's no fucking way he's in Syria right now.
 
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Having Iran and Syria and Belarus as your top allies/puppets for Putin and Xi is like Hitler and Hirohito having Italy, Romania, and Manchukuo as their top allies/puppets. A bunch of incompetents running shambolic governments. It's like pottery. They'd be better off cutting these idiots loose (or, in the case of Belarus, Russia just taking that shit over like Hitler did Italy)
 
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mindlessobserver said:
Nigga, my dreams of Russian Sailors getting humiliated are not dreams. They are reality. Right now. Seethe harder, and maybe send them a care package. They will need it as they run across the Mediterranean, out into the Atlantic, over the North Sea, and to whatever safe harbor remains. Thousands of kilometers. All under the Guns of NATO with not a single friendly port, because even the North African States won't lift a finger for them.

Maybe if they ask really nicely Turkey will let them enter the Black Sea so the Ukrainians can shoot at them with Storm Shadows, Neptunes and Drones.
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Montreaux Convention is Atatürk's final 4d chess masterwork. Imagine it didn't working. Cold War could have gone hot, Ukraine War would have gotten spicy, and Erdoğan wanted to remove it and make another Qatar-owned "Panama" in it.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"Multipolarity is where Russia, Iran and North Korea get to do whatever they want and the West is banned from doing anything about it!!!"
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Multipolarity is when my country becomes the puppet of a corrupt neo-Stalinist dictator, but he's good because no trannies or degeneracy (ignore the dance pole in his mansion).
 
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Snekposter said:
Also, bold of him to assume a Russia that's antagonized everyone will be allowed into port to resupply. Didn't happen the last time during the Russo-Japanese War, won't happen now.
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In the Russo-Japanese war I thought they had some leeway with being able to resupply at foreign ports until the 2nd Pacific Squadron (leaving from the Baltic) opened fire (poorly) on a British fishing boat out of sheer Perfidious Albion paranoia. They had only just made it to at or near the British Channel with the whole rest of the journey to go from there.
 
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Falcos_Commisar said:
Armenia left the fucking CSTO last week lol 😆

Muh Russian NATO kinda sucks
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"Kinda sucks"?

It straight up sucks. Armenia immediately started to approach NATO and USA after they found out CSTO did fuck all during the 2020 war despite Armenia calling for aid. Azerbaijan even shot down a Russian chopper in Armenia, and it was all good after Aliyev called Putin to say sorry.
 
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Judge Holden said:
It is rather fascinating how many parallels there are in how your average western woke liberal type will obsequiously glorify dumb niggers and endlessly make excuses and justifications for them doing dumb nigger shit, and how your average western "dissident" obsessed with #based and #tradpilled multipolarity will obsequiously glorify shitty third world dictatorships and endlessly make excuses and justifications for them doing shitty third world dictatorship shit

Perhaps its some kind of penchant for getting all hot under the collar at "noble savagery" and thinking that Might-Makes-Right means those who whack off about being mighty are in fact automatically right by default
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To be fair to Assad he did last a mighty long time.
 
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foreman 89 said:
To be fair to Assad he did last a mighty long time.
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Due entirely to Russian backing which effectively vanished the moment they launched their 3 day week month year Special Military Operation as they had not counted in having to fight an enemy willing and able to shoot back, meaning it was just a countdown to the rebels making their move at an opportune moment in Syria, which thanks to the butterfly effect of Hamas's retardation came around about a week ago.
 
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Looks like multipolar diplomacy is going swimmingly; Türkiye probably regrets bothering at all with partnering up with Russia in Astana with diplomatic heavyweight Iran as much as it does obtaining those S-400 systems:
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"Noooo, you must ceasefire immediately and negotiate with the guy who dropped chemical weapons on you, even after you've kicked his ass."
 
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