🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[BullfrogBill]

Mizzy good ending

That was actually the Heart Attack Grill

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@Osama Bin Laden did a thread on him a while back. His older cousin Matt tried to tard wrangle him, but got fed up with Fatty being a retarded piece of shit. I used to feel kind of bad for him until I read the thread and learned what a piece of shit he is. He will almost certainly burn his bridges with the wiggers like he has with everyone who tries to help him.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-lafon-airsoftfatty-airsoftphatty.169247/page-7#post-16953460

burt thread will be done tonight. thank you for the shoutout because i forget that his thread still exists

 

[TurdFergusen]

She's tiny

Mizzy good ending
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That was actually the Heart Attack Grill

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Mizzy good ending
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That was actually the Heart Attack Grill

The life is piggy ending.

 

[Smegward]

burt only went through fishtank because he thought he could fuck one of the guys.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

burt only went through fishtank because he thought he could fuck one of the guys.

Not wrong, remember he had all that money hidden away in that little orange rectangle wallet, probably thought he could bribe someone. Tough.

 

[BullfrogBill]

And then there was one

 

[Marche]

She's tiny

Yea she is like 4'11 which explains why she looks so stubby, she has midgy legs she is only an inch taller than what is legally considered a dwarf.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I would hate my fans too if people like this were in my audience.

 

[cwestg]

burt is having a real revelation, i hope for the best for him

 

[EenGevolg]

Burt's saying he'll try to cut down on sex work and focus on things like modeling or streaming games like Binx (doesn't know modern gaming but wants to try it out), as well as seek therapy for sex addiction. If this works out (and I'd be wary about that), this could be the greatest development in Fishtank history. This has been said a thousand times, but this show will never have another Burt. He's a one-of-a-kind specimen.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

This has been said a thousand times, but this show will never have another Burt. He's a one-of-a-kind specimen.

the fact that they said they're doing an open casting call next season is horrifying once you consider the amount of people that are going to want to be the "next burt"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

the fact that they said they're doing an open casting call next season is horrifying once you consider the amount of people that are going to want to be the "next burt"

It will be all MDE fan freaks like season 2. It's a horrible idea.

 

[True and Honest Kerwin]

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die”

o7 Burt. Season 3 has been really fun

 

[BullfrogBill]

It will be all MDE fan freaks like season 2. It's a horrible idea.

A purposeful mix of MDE fans and "normies" could be fun though.

In all honesty I think MDE fans are better suited to be Freeloaders than Fish.

 

[Marche]

I really do hope Burt does seek help for his sex addiction and masturbation addiction.
awful stuff.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

It will be all MDE fan freaks like season 2.

mde fan freaks that jack off on camera for internet clout because it was the most viral thing in season 3
it's gonna be.... sticky

 

[sum ting wong]

the fact that they said they're doing an open casting call next season is horrifying once you consider the amount of people that are going to want to be the "next burt"

When did they say that? I only remember that when Jet and Sam were talking in the RV all Sam said was that they're gonna try Jets idea for casting next season and that it's a good idea.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

When did they say that? I only remember that when Jet and Sam were talking in the RV all Sam said was that they're gonna try Jets idea for casting next season and that it's a good idea.

dunno, just what i gathered skimming the thread this morning while nursing a hangover and subsequently daydrinking because i have to use my PTO before the 1st

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I would hate my fans too if people like this were in my audience.
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She's 32, she has some time to have children if she changes her mind.

This person has no chance, because Sam Hyde will never impregnate his no-no hole. NEVER. SUFFAH PAYPIG! SUFFAH! I loved watching Mizzy step on that scale and only weigh 128-129lbs. SUFFAH PAYPIGS! SUFFAH!