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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
@Osama Bin Laden did a thread on him a while back. His older cousin Matt tried to tard wrangle him, but got fed up with Fatty being a retarded piece of shit. I used to feel kind of bad for him until I read the thread and learned what a piece of shit he is. He will almost certainly burn his bridges with the wiggers like he has with everyone who tries to help him.

burt thread will be done tonight. thank you for the shoutout because i forget that his thread still exists
 
burt only went through fishtank because he thought he could fuck one of the guys.
Not wrong, remember he had all that money hidden away in that little orange rectangle wallet, probably thought he could bribe someone. Tough.
 
And then there was one
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Burt's saying he'll try to cut down on sex work and focus on things like modeling or streaming games like Binx (doesn't know modern gaming but wants to try it out), as well as seek therapy for sex addiction. If this works out (and I'd be wary about that), this could be the greatest development in Fishtank history. This has been said a thousand times, but this show will never have another Burt. He's a one-of-a-kind specimen.
 
the fact that they said they're doing an open casting call next season is horrifying once you consider the amount of people that are going to want to be the "next burt"
When did they say that? I only remember that when Jet and Sam were talking in the RV all Sam said was that they're gonna try Jets idea for casting next season and that it's a good idea.
 
I would hate my fans too if people like this were in my audience.
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She's 32, she has some time to have children if she changes her mind.

This person has no chance, because Sam Hyde will never impregnate his no-no hole. NEVER. SUFFAH PAYPIG! SUFFAH! I loved watching Mizzy step on that scale and only weigh 128-129lbs. SUFFAH PAYPIGS! SUFFAH!
 
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