Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai - A former nepobaby Fishtank contestant proved too retarded to take a joke, internet tough guy, loves fat hispanic women

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Alex is currently running like a crackhead around the foodcourt of The Luxor to get Ogress her food order. People kept demanding he go into the desert to save Burt, but he ignored them to talk about how much money he made on the cruise and a sick Game of Thrones slot machine he spotted in the lobby on his way back to his room to deliver food to Ogress

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ETA: Ogress sounds LIT AF and she said that "the pen works, never had a pen that hit that hard." I'll record all this tonight, now that FT has concluded New Game+ has unlocked.

Alex doesn't believe that Burt got left in the Mojave, Ogress says someone needs to call the cops and save Burt haha oh no. People are spamming the location of the Nellis Sand Dunes in chat trying to get him to go out there: 36.288586425837885, -114.95903272549994. Ogress is lying that he is safe inside the RV and someone stayed behind with him, that he can drive home. Alex is suspicious, saying "it's not like her to back down like this."

ETA 2: They're going to head out into the desert to save Burt. Kino af.
 
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The way this guys wife talks to him is fucking wild. I’m not surprised he’s always trying to prove his deflated masculinity.

also the retardation of both of them spam calling every number that gets put in the chat and Alex asking Jaqueline to find out if the rv has gas as if that’s just public knowledge on google. Made for each other.

Alex just called his anti content "manager" and he spoke to Alex like shit, hung up on him. And said he’s calling the cops to send them to get Burt. Lmao

the raped.
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
Alex is currently running like a crackhead around the foodcourt of The Luxor to get Ogress her food order. People kept demanding he go into the desert to save Burt, but he ignored them to talk about how much money he made on the cruise and a sick Game of Thrones slot machine he spotted in the lobby on his way back to his room to deliver food to Ogress

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ETA: Ogress sounds LIT AF and she said that "the pen works, never had a pen that hit that hard." I'll record all this tonight, now that FT has concluded New Game+ has unlocked.

Alex doesn't believe that Burt got left in the Mojave, Ogress says someone needs to call the cops and save Burt haha oh no. People are spamming the location of the Nellis Sand Dunes in chat trying to get him to go out there: 36.288586425837885, -114.95903272549994. Ogress is lying that he is safe inside the RV and someone stayed behind with him, that he can drive home. Alex is suspicious, saying "it's not like her to back down like this."

ETA 2: They're going to head out into the desert to save Burt. Kino af.
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Luxor is one of the cheapest low-budget hotels on the Strip, and the restaurants there range from mediocre to terrible. The only worse hotel is Circus Circus, and then you're down to cheap weekly rate motels where the strippers and restaurant workers stay.

Luxor is definitely not a place where a rich guy would stay. The public areas do look rather impressive in parts; just the type of thing to make a wigger like Alex think he's living in luxury. But if he was really rich, he'd be staying at Bellagio or the Wynn, and he wouldn't be talking about booking "rooms", he'd be talking about booking a single suite big enough for everyone.
 
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So Alex was beefing with his Idea Guys, they kept telling him he could not go into the desert to find burt, that he needed to stop streaming, and he was telling them that some guy told him it was okay, and then it was gone. I recorded the live and the comments. Damn.



Also Alex walking around The Luxor earlier before he came into the room. I need to edit out something from the stream, I have it I'll post it later


 
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Absolutely unreal. Completely unaware this qualifies for ban evasion and it's impossible to be suspicious of someone goading him on, he'll do it and just screw himself everywhere. I hope to hell we get the best case scenario of him wandering around in a desert looking for Burt when he's already gone.
 
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Alex's Banned Twitch Stream: Live From The Luxor Las Vegas Dec. 7 2024

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Alex b done a secret last minute discord stream while i was asleep. Did anyone catch it? Anything note worthy?
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I'd like to see a poll on here as to whether or not Alex gets arrested for possessing the POS pistol while making pretty blatant threats against Sam. Of course I'm not saying to break KF rules on interacting with lolcows, (do these rules still apply when there's legitimate crimes?) but if enough people end up submitting tips to the FBI/ local PD or whatever including the videos and screenshots, something may actually come of it.

I also don't think much more content will come from Alex besides the same old discord sperging, or best case scenario someone sets up imaginary rivals for him. But I don't think he's quite on that Chris Chan level of delusional gullibility for it to work. I also don't think Wild Randy will pull another Boogie situation since Frank seems a lot more mellow nowadays and knows Alex is a bit too pathetic and mentally unstable to be a good IRL trolling target, which is the only real spazz content I could foresee.

Imprisoned for illegal weapons and impotent death threats would be a very fitting end to the Cobra Kai saga.
 
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do these rules still apply when there's legitimate crimes?)
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If someone is committing an active crime against someone on a stream/video, that rule does not apply. For everything else, don't touch the cow.

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I also don't think much more content will come from Alex besides the same old discord sperging, or best case scenario someone sets up imaginary rivals for him.
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Trust the plan.

Jabba changed her Discord name again
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