Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

Nick mentioned the case briefly on his last show. His Mexican lawyer advised him not to talk about it. He's shilling t-shirts featuring the mugshot and planning to fundraise for his legal defense "and legal OFFENSE!"

"I'm gonna beat the case... I'm gonna beat the case..." Nick said, unconvincingly

But it's not all sunshine and rainbows for Nick... he's FAT!
 
If Nick's FBI connections dry up and he goes to prison, is he gonna get railed by the skinheads or the latinos when he tries to join them?
 
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as @Fruit Merchant pointed out: his lawyer told him not to talk about it, and that idiot briefly does on his show. He's already showing he can't follow basic instructions, so do you think some goldbergstein is going to put their reputation and shekel earning on the line for an internet famous idiot who can't follow basic instructions and was on video throwing a lady down the stairs after macing her? Fuck, i don't think any reputable lawyer will.
 
as @Fruit Merchant pointed out: his lawyer told him not to talk about it, and that idiot briefly does on his show. He's already showing he can't follow basic instructions, so do you think some goldbergstein is going to put their reputation and shekel earning on the line for an internet famous idiot who can't follow basic instructions and was on video throwing a lady down the stairs after macing her? Fuck, i don't think any reputable lawyer will.
I don't know if you realize this, but criminal defense lawyers don't make their reputation by defending all the poor innocent falsely accused people, because anyone who did that would go broke. They defend scumbags. They make their reputation by getting scumbags off from committing the scumbag crimes they're totally guilty of.

Other scumbags say "wow, he got all these other scumbags off, maybe he can even get me off, even though I'm a total scumbag!"

Nick Fuentes is the perfect client for a criminal defense lawyer. More money than sense and getting in trouble for no reason. It sure beats the crackhead after crackhead with no money other than what it takes to pay a flat fee for a feeble criminal defense.
 
Randos aren't allowed to imprison you in your house.
lol I've seen plenty of others try this retard logic. As if this old jewish woman is a black clad member of antifa, intimidating the innocent and freedom loving nick fuentes from leaving his house. It's probably the weakest argument you could make. LOL and LMAO @ your life.
 
I don't know if you realize this, but criminal defense lawyers don't make their reputation by defending all the poor innocent falsely accused people, because anyone who did that would go broke. They defend scumbags. They make their reputation by getting scumbags off from committing the scumbag crimes they're totally guilty of.

Other scumbags say "wow, he got all these other scumbags off, maybe he can even get me off, even though I'm a total scumbag!"

Nick Fuentes is the perfect client for a criminal defense lawyer. More money than sense and getting in trouble for no reason. It sure beats the crackhead after crackhead with no money other than what it takes to pay a flat fee for a feeble criminal defense.
Yeah I doubt Nick really has that much cash. I mean, he has the Feds weekly stipend of course. A jewish woman on the other hand beaten by a Jew hater merely needs to hold out her hand and bills will drop from the sky. Nick hasn't actually ever had sex with a woman, but he is still fucked.
 
Yeah I doubt Nick really has that much cash. I mean, he has the Feds weekly stipend of course. A jewish woman on the other hand beaten by a Jew hater merely needs to hold out her hand and bills will drop from the sky. Nick hasn't actually ever had sex with a woman, but he is still fucked.
I'm sure his parents are going to bankroll his defense like they put up with him being a neet living rent free in property they own. His own private studio that he does his streams from may look gay and retarded, but shit like that isn't exactly cheap. He's living in a metro area with space for shit like that.
 
Schneider? Isn't that the surname of the guy that Chris ran over with a car because he thought that he was Jewish? Fuck, groypers are stupider than a geniune autist.

Edit: Matthew Schneider is an autist as well, groypers just can't keep catching Ls
these people literally like subhuman scum first of all insulting a priest in the wrong Catholic area it's a good way to get punched in the mouth.
Also love how these people are Catholic until the clergy disagrees with them
 
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