2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

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Syrian girl has thrown in the towel, it's actually fucking over. (Link|Archive)
There is nobody in the world who sore losers better than Muslims
So the Rebels are asking for Jew money. Israel is an easy bride to please, give her peace and let her have the Golan and they will do whatever you want.


Translation:


Syrian rebel speaking to Israel’s Channel 11: “Dear neighbours & friends from the friendly state of Israel, I’m talking to you, the people of Daraa are joyous after Assad’s rule was diminished. I’m speaking on my behalf and all the free people of Syria, our next phase will be harmony & peace with the state of Israel. There will be no extremism, we share passion. We invite Israel to come to Syria and invest.”
All according to keikaku*

*keikaku means oy vey
 
So the Rebels are asking for Jew money. Israel is an easy bride to please, give her peace and let her have the Golan and they will do whatever you want.


Translation:


Syrian rebel speaking to Israel’s Channel 11: “Dear neighbours & friends from the friendly state of Israel, I’m talking to you, the people of Daraa are joyous after Assad’s rule was diminished. I’m speaking on my behalf and all the free people of Syria, our next phase will be harmony & peace with the state of Israel. There will be no extremism, we share passion. We invite Israel to come to Syria and invest.”
Salafist try not to suck off Israel challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
 
So the Rebels are asking for Jew money. Israel is an easy bride to please, give her peace and let her have the Golan and they will do whatever you want.
Not wrong either. Plus look at this bitch.
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She just wants a wholesome Arab-Senpai worthy of her. Jordan and Egypt are boring simps. They caved like little girls. They are nice to have around, but they lack the cool factor and the ability to handle her crazy.

Real talk though, I don't see Peace in our time coming from this. The only unifying factor among the various Syrian factions is their hatred of Israel.
 
Well, at least I don't have to pretend to care about Arabs or Muslims anymore, I guess. Very disappointed overall with it, especially now because aesthetically we'll just get towelheads sitting in caves for the rest of their history now instead of somewhat cool strongman dictator vibes.
Don’t worry friend you can have the Moscow Muslim aesthetic now. Enjoy (:
 
I hope a proposal for some sort of joint occupation agreement since the Syrians want it back and Israel clearly won't let them unless there's a way Israel can guarantee it won't be used against them again.
Israel would be absolutely retarded to give back the Golan Heights, if that's what you're talking about. It would be an absolutely sane move, though, for both Israel and Syria, to come up with some alternative concessions to resolve that issue. So don't expect it to happen.
 
To be fair, it's middle eastern buildings which somehow manage to have even less artistry and soul than combloc shit. If its important it has a hideous onion on top. If if isn't its just a beige cube.
It's pretty funny how both Russia and the Middle East's buildings went from being genuinely good to featureless cubes the moment they discovered concrete. At least the West lasted a few decades before devolving into that shit as well.
I'll never not be mad that the UAE used their infinite oil money to turn Dubai into a generic metal-and-glass skyscraper city instead of building something actually good-looking.
 
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