Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[AfghanBlue]

Kek so it sounds like all that was achieved by sending Mama Frig around to fight her battles for her-

*knock knock* "Hello there, I'm Mrs Cianfriglia, Stephanies mother, and..."

-was arm the other speds with her 'deadname'.

Classic womb wiz boomerang result, 8/10.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

this was posted a few hours before the neighbour came round begging:

Let's see if it happens again tonight.


Well, she sure likes gathering children together to torment.


She really should have just worked at a shelter.


I can't wait to see this tattoo. It's about fucking time she changed her legal name. I'm sure she will change her mind about the name she wants, maybe even before she goes ahead and does it?


It's wild to me that she makes cat videos that are boring. It's just Siggy looking at a colour changing light. Pick up your shopping bags to encourage her to use a bed.


Suggesting tone indicators, in the year of our lord Lolki, 2024.




Another live to look forward to! I hope she does it outside again. Hope more farmers manage to attend, it'll be a post-Christmas treat.

It might help if you name dropped what you're watching.


She probably doesn't class her parents as her 'loved ones.'


'Aspects of my gender are from another time or species.' Hilarious.


How about you stop her from doing it, instead of telling people online about it?


Pissing her pants to a version of 'Bitches Ain't Shit' set to the tune of 'Rocking Around The Christmas Tree.'


Yeah, right.


Eh...? What? Because you're trans masc you get the special privilege of dispensing chocolate milk? Why am I trying to make sense of this?


Say their names, pussy.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Your neighbor is probably a crackhead if they're hitting you up for cash at 2am, Stapphy, for once you probably actually ARE unsafe.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Your neighbor is probably a crackhead if they're hitting you up for cash at 2am, Stapphy, for once you probably actually ARE unsafe.

Sshhhhhh. Don't tell her.

For god's sake, I wish she'd pick up all the shit off the floor and clean. Kittens get into everything and with her retarded plant sperging I'm sure she's got crap laying around that would be dangerous for Siggy, including her foot skin and toenail clippings.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She probably doesn't class her parents as her 'loved ones.'

"Same for me, and I'm not even a parent."

Oh man. Forget Stephanie's holiday trauma; her ghost-demon children are going to remember Christmas Yule 2024.

Unless the demon babies aren't real, in which case how can her ghost-demon-elf-god husbands be real? Not to mention her ghost date rape.

ANSWERS ARE NEEDED.

eta: unless she means she's a bad, neglectful parent, and the ghost-equivalent of an egg-donor only, same as her own bio-parents. Even though they share no demon-A, Abaddon the Destroyer has been more of a mother than Stephanie, taking the ghost-babies to Unholy Soccer Practice every week and staying to watch.

 

[redbarchetta]

I know she was only a teenage mom when adopted, but Signy is already looking huge.

April 1st 2024 vs. Dec 6th 2024:

 

[Vandy2]

I have other caps that I will upload later but this needs sharing:
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NORA LOL.

For the record - You're not a bitch for putting your foot down. It's time to stop being such a pushover. Well done, Nora.

You aren't an ass hole for saying no you're an ass hole for slamming the door on his face. You can say no with out being a bitch (and probably waking other neighbors up with their tantrum. As much as they love whinging about neighbors making noise).

 

[JaneThough]

You aren't an ass hole for saying no you're an ass hole for slamming the door on his face. You can say no with out being a bitch (and probably waking other neighbors up with their tantrum. As much as they love whinging about neighbors making noise).

Nah Staph has every right to shut the door in his face. This is a guy who’s trying to take advantage of a clearly mentally challenged woman. Regardless of our feelings for Staph, this guy is an absolute shitstain for taking advantage of her.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Regardless of our feelings for Staph, this guy is an absolute shitstain for taking advantage of her.

And yet, she also deserves having to deal with shitty neighbors, for her own general mean-spiritedness and shittery. I'm glad they're doing it to her instead of a nice 'tard.

I know more about hoodoo than Druidery, but "give me the money I loaned you back" is exactly the kind of thing you bust out the folk magic for. Weird that Archdruid, Satan's bestie, Loki's fiancée and NGO CEO Stephanie doesn't have enough mojo to either ward off sponges or get her money returned.

Also weird that a worshipper/fucker of a chaos god doesn't like her routine disturbed and wants the world to work in orderly ways. Stephanie wants to marry the Oathbreaker, and she's pissed that Junkie Mike downstairs won't give her back $20 like he promised?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I know she was only a teenage mom when adopted, but Signy is already looking huge.

April 1st 2024 vs. Dec 6th 2024:
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That cat's way too fucking fat. How can Staph be so neglectful of the cat's every other need and yet feed her to the point of morbid obesity in less than a year?

 

[a hapless toad]

Well, she sure likes gathering children together to torment.

Old Norse traditions did not include Krampus, nor do current Nordic cultures. And Hel was a goddess, not a god.

But I am sure Staph will take this rando Bsky moron's claim as gospel and repeat it far and wide.

Also I love that Brianna Wu/John Walker Flynt is speedrunning his way to tranny enemy #1 now that he's finally admitted he's a troon:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/brianna-wu-john-walker-flynt.23639/

 

[Chromeo]

I can't wait to see this tattoo.

I happened to see this on her Etsy favorites:

The sample images aside, the listing has these pics describing how to order the tattoo designs:

Spoiler

and samples from the reviews look like this:

It's mostly just flowers with dainty little lines.

Stephanie is so boomer-core she's just getting tattoo designs from Etsy. God help her lol

 

[Vandy2]

Nah Staph has every right to shut the door in his face. This is a guy who’s trying to take advantage of a clearly mentally challenged woman. Regardless of our feelings for Staph, this guy is an absolute shitstain for taking advantage of her.

You can shut a door without slamming it. Allowing some one to walk all over you and then suddenly lash out without establishing boundaries (and trying to get your elderly cancer ridden mother to solve your problem) is a bitch move. Gyro is an idiot and a degenderate, they deserve every scam they fall for.

 

[glass_houses]

You can shut a door without slamming it.

If a dead eyed junkie woke me up at 2am demanding drug money, I assure you that slamming the door is the least of what I'll do.

There are a lot of people in this world who mistake politeness and civility for weakness. Just ask any woman who's been cornered by an Indian or Arab man or an alcoholic wanting sex. Nothing shy of pulling a gun on the creepy fuckers gets the message across.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Stephanie is so boomer-core she's just getting tattoo designs from Etsy. God help her lol

Tattoo-getters: how rude is it to bring this level of tattoo art in from Etsy instead of asking your prospective tattoo artist?

It seems like it'd be one thing if Stephanie were getting art from an online-famous person with a distinctive style or something, but this person's art is pretty basic. There's no reason she can't ask her IRL tattoo artist to do the design, and then it'd be the style they work best with.

Shouldn't Stephanie be looking at the portfolios of local "queer-friendly" tattoo artists and finding someone who does stuff she likes? I feel like she's doing this backwards, but only from observing at a far remove.

 

[glass_houses]

Tattoo-getters: how rude is it to bring this level of tattoo art in from Etsy instead of asking your prospective tattoo artist?

It seems like it'd be one thing if Stephanie were getting art from an online-famous person with a distinctive style or something, but this person's art is pretty basic. There's no reason she can't ask her IRL tattoo artist to do the design, and then it'd be the style they work best with.

Shouldn't Stephanie be looking at the portfolios of local "queer-friendly" tattoo artists and finding someone who does stuff she likes? I feel like she's doing this backwards, but only from observing at a far remove.

Do you honestly think that someone like Staph is going to get anything other than the cheapest, nastiest stick and poke?

Good tattooists are artists and artisans, the better they are, the more they cost. Staph doesn't have the money, or rather if she did she'd absolutely go for a cheap, large tattoo rather than a small, well made tattoo for the same amount of money.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Do you honestly think that someone like Staph is going to get anything other than the cheapest, nastiest stick and poke?

See, I was thinking this could go either way.

You're right: Stephanie's cheap as anything (other than her groceries), and only now is even considering commissioning for her personal brand/porn desires.

However, she's too friendless to end up with a stick and poke or a "hey my cousin has a tattoo gun," and she's much too trans-Boomer to end up at a tattoo parlor that looks at all sketchy.

Stephanie has no piercings, has never gotten a standard genderqueer haircut, even thinks buying hair chalk is outrageous enough that she has to post about it on her socials. She's going to be looking for a tattooist in a beige office with a ficus, whom she can schedule like a medical procedure.

Before Etsy got involved, my guess was going to be: Stephanie starts asking local TQ+ people--but online--"cool tattoo where'd you get it." Bonus points if she asks someone at the senior center.
Goes to local artist, wastes a bunch of she/they's time before getting an estimate, nopes out/vagueposts and accuses of class treason/possibly fundraises. Drops the project OR gets tattoo from her parents for her birthday and does not realize she shouldn't admit to that part.

My other hope was for a Failed Aftercare Saga, possibly one where Stephanie gets a tattoo somewhere she can't reach and only realizes that when she gets home.

 

[brooky]

There are a lot of people in this world who mistake politeness and civility for weakness. Just ask any woman who's been cornered by a man.

FTFY.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Old Norse traditions did not include Krampus, nor do current Nordic cultures. And Hel was a goddess, not a god.

But I am sure Staph will take this rando Bsky moron's claim as gospel and repeat it far and wide.

With all her research into Nordic folklore and being a self professed crazy cat lady enby, how has she not yet discovered Jólakötturinn, the gigantic Icelandic Yule cat, who lurks in the snow and noms on people who haven't gotten new clothes before Christmas? What a missed opportunity- she could even meme about Siggy being the Yule Cat considering how chonky Siggy has become. Though it'd be even better if Siggy kept trying to take chunks out of Staph until Staph gets some goddamn clothes that are actually masculine and not T-shirts proclaiming her identity/latest obsession or hand me down floral monstrosities from her boomer mother.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Fine detail and colour on the tattoo is gonna look so bad when it's covered over again in hair, lol.
I feel really sorry for the artist that has to get very much up in that space for at least an hour.