Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

He's got into his head to do a real life event instead of a digital one.
No games nominated are going to show up. Its an out of the blue award ceremony. The only reason they show up to Geoff's is because it has some backing of a guy who has been doing shit for a decade+

Craig is literally a guy on the internet with a podcast that has 100k subscribers. Only 100k.
He'd have been better just having it in a garage with his friends and live streaming it.
Send the companies a trophy if they win it. Then you only need 5k in funding for some nice trophies and shipping. You probably don't even need that much

How fucking stupid.

Motherfuckers had no issue making 8 hours podcast about how Hollywood went woke, but all of the sudden they needed $30 a month to vote on their Game Awards?

Shiiiiiit.... these grifters be grifting.
You too can save video games!
But only if... YOU PUT A DOLLAH - IN THE BOX!
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Craig is literally a guy on the internet with a podcast that has 100k subscribers. Only 100k.
He was a big deal back in the day with Screw Attack, which is where AVGN came from, and arguably started to "top 10" and fan movie commentary tracks that are common these days (they did a commentary track for The Wizard). They partnered with Game Trailers, but when Handsome Tom split shortly after, it all went down hill. Supposedly they are responsible for Death Battle, but that was long after the collapse.


Razorfist did a video about the collapse of AAA, including a dig at consultants.
 
Remember Alyssa Mercante defending Sweet Baby Inc that started her road to lolcow fame? She's doing it again, this time with her Rolling Stone article on South of Midnight while shitting on gamers. And she has her cheerleading soy-queefing cuckold Chris Cruz of Rolling Stone, cheering for her from his cuck chair.
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I've literally never heard of this game or any backlash about it so I decided to look into it and found this announcement trailer and gameplay showcase:
I like the art style a lot --although I'm curious why black media all now wants to copy the Into The Spiderverse missing frames animation style-- but even from these brief slices the main character seems Forspoken levels of 'please shut the fuck up' annoying.

The gameplay looks competent but completely uninspired; nothing you've not already seen in a dozen other games. I'd say it has a chance at selling well (definitely better than Dustborn or Unknown 9) but it's an Xbox exclusive which is basically the kiss of death these days.
 
{From posted Tweet:] This is why I say that we need real adults, with real ambitions/aspirations and a mature outlook on the future to lead the charge in this industry
Or...OR...people could just make games that are fun and well-made, without concerning themselves about how they can reach these keedz. Why is that never an option?
 
Gooners are going to lose because orange man and his ilk don't like degenerate game shit either so when he is back in charge I wouldn't be surprised if there is a right wing backlash against these games, especially games from China... and also video games in general.

Let's see what project 2025 has planned for video games.
 
Gooners are going to lose because orange man and his ilk don't like degenerate game shit either so when he is back in charge I wouldn't be surprised if there is a right wing backlash against these games, especially games from China... and also video games in general.

Let's see what project 2025 has planned for video games.
Looking at his first term, I’d imagine not much would change. Though I do hope somehow there’s less wokeness in the future but that seems like a pipe dream.
 
Though I do hope somehow there’s less wokeness in the future but that seems like a pipe dream.
I think there will be less wokeness because it's already on a downward spiral. However, with a conservative government more christian values will be pushed (see project 2025), which will also affect media. In my opinion the pendulum will swing all the way to the right.
 
And people have already dug up her Twitter history. She's a big fan of classic Tomb Raider, but Lara never wore anything that skimpy! (Spoilers, she did.) And it turns out she was all for this kind of thing a few years ago.
And what happened then?
She become fat? Old? Both?
 
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Or...OR...people could just make games that are fun and well-made, without concerning themselves about how they can reach these keedz. Why is that never an option?
because marketing.

These fucking people in this fucking tumor of a department have been given way too much control to dictate what "works" and/or "doesn't work" in games. Games these days is about reaching the widest demographic possible, which means these games go through things like focus groups that determine what is and or isn't "acceptable" to the normalfags. This, as a result, negatively impacts things like story, characters (and their designs), and most importantly gameplay... because having your hand held with tutorials wasn't enough, now retards need fucking paint to tell them where to go.

In this case here with women and their appearance, it's not just a marketing issue, but a political one too. Thanks to 3rd wave feminism in the 2010's that infiltrated the gaming scene, women and their appearance in games has been a hot-blooded issue when before that it was basically a non-issue, especially since the women of the past were making these companies tons of money from the fans that loved those characters... INCLUDING the kids that they claim would otherwise be negatively affected by seeing them. No kid had a panic attack when they saw Lara Croft. No kid went into an epileptic shock when they realizes Samus was an attractive woman. But that doesn't matter to these people because their real and ONLY goal is to push an agenda, so they hide behind great big walls to deflect criticism, with one of those walls being "won't someone please think of the children"... the very same wall that dumb irresponsible parents use when some shit goes down but they don't want to take responsibility for it so they would rather have the government be the parents while they do jack shit, and anyone that actually goes outside to experience the IRL world knows how much that fucking sucks.

It's not like there weren't games that didn't teach morals and good lessons before current year, and I'm not talking about the "edutainment" or "religious" games either. The point that these idiots always miss is that video games are meant as an escape from the real world to HAVE FUN! Majority of people aren't completely fucking braindead where they can't tell the difference between right/wrong or fake/real. The REAL issue, is that these people want the old crew of gamers out and gone to replace them with their own group of friends, and everytime they try it, they're told to fuck off, and they HATE that. If they could nuke each and every one of us out of existence they would GLADY do it in a heartbeat. THAT'S why they say things like "we need to reach a broader demographic and make a better future". It has nothing to do with money, because these games prove that they sell like shit, otherwise they would fucking stop it. It's them trying to get other people on their side to tip the scale on the "Capital G" gamers.
 
"Are you tired of being lectured and told what to enjoy? Come join the Resistance and be lectured and told what to enjoy!"

I'm not too fond of coomer games, I don't like identity politics essays disguised as games either, but what I really, really, don't like is being told what to think and some fuckers that don't understand the medium deciding what's acceptable and what isn't. Games shouldn't be so beholden to social pressure from any party. For a cultural war so apparently focused on diversity, neither side seems to understand what the word ultimately means.
 
This got MAJOR pushback. It's trads vs. coomers, the clash of the century.
This is the problem with modern right tards. They can't keep their mouths shut before they've won about what they plan to do.
Thank god for it too. It may turn the average person against them without pushing them back towards the left.

I mentioned being worried about coming in this thread a few months ago.
The anti DEI people would soon become just as bad as the wokes. They'd turn their lists of queers, troons, and multiple non existent genders into - too big of tits, too anti-Christian, etc...
Becomes the new problematic. They need to lecture and bitch at you over.
Just as bad as the left end of the fucking day.

Damn, we’re really seeing the Grifter Civil War happening in real time.
As much as I hate grifters - Grummz standing against it shows he has some modicum of principles that can't be corrupted by greed.
Even if it is just a sliver.

I hate all these people so much.
 
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