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Account name: IForgotMyEmail <3
Your Likes: Rainbows. Cats. Autumn. Snow. Brutalism. Seals. Bi-pedal mechas. Serenity prayer.
Your Dislikes: People who don't belong. Exclusivity. Games that are only online and I can never ever ever play again forever and ever. Limited edition things.
A Fun Fact About You: I gawk at drawthreads and /agdg/ since amateur creatives mostly create something sincere you can engage with on a personal level through the veil of a (finished/unfinished) product.
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: Yes!
 
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Account name: @Yukako
Your Likes: Birds, gardening, Pokemon (Archeops and Flapple are my favorites), sneedposting, classic Simpsons and Futurama
Your Dislikes: The standard current year shit that Kiwi Farms users hate, so troons, social media, most anime, political correctness, etc.
A Fun Fact About You: I still avoid opening my umbrella indoors due to superstition.
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: Unfortunately not
 
Is this still open?
Account Name: @randomshit023
Your Likes: Gaming, Art, and shitposting
Your Dislikes: twitter (and social media in general),
Fun Fact about You: I have a massive backlog on steam that gets bigger every year.
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: Yes!
 
Account name: @Derrick
Your Likes: landscaping (yes really), airplanes, the NBA
Your Dislikes: Honestly theres not too much you could do that would displease me, I'm just happy for any gift that involves effort.
A Fun Fact About You: I'm almost 40
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: No
 
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  • Account name: Canebrake
  • Your Likes: Bugs and birds and reptiles, weird or speculative biology, incident postmortems, golden-age SF, stories about solving problems, gonzo art (all media), the pointlessly obscure or hyperspecific
  • Your Dislikes: self-obsession, entryism, unnecessary javascript, doing the dishes, semantic ambiguity, food labeled "enjoy before" instead of "use before", nut butters
  • A Fun Fact About You: I can pick locks, but not very well
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? Sure, why not
 
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Account name: @Blackhole
Your Likes: Limbus Company, marine mammals, electronic/indie music, World of Darkness, Warhammer 40k, felines (big and small)
Your Dislikes: Indians, narcissists, people with very high pitched voices, carpet beetles, brostep
A Fun Fact About You: I have Reynaud's phenomenon, but it only manifests on my right hand, not my left.
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT: No, sorry.
 
Now, we just play the waiting game.

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They are now being sent out. You will probably get your assignment in the next 24 hours. Thanks for your patience. We have a record 250 participants which will demand some time for us to process. Hang in there!
What was the contingency plan if it had been an odd number?
 
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