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I could seriously see Phil doing this, being assmad all the way.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I could seriously see Phil doing this, being assmad all the way.
Arpharp8976Fire
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Yeah he will when they inevitably dump him and stop collabing
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Going back to the dry well, I see. I remember Phil used to rewatch his old BEGthrough's and even old content with John and Howard, along with that fake laugh with jokes John and Howard said. That laugh was PAINFUL to listen to, as you could hear the pain in the gout, of memories gone by.
I was listening to GTG earlier, and he mentioned about Kino Casino and how Phil is honestly a stepping stool to other things. I mean, think about it - all Phil really is just a stepping stool to other things in content creation. Hell, there was a point Memeology stopped detracting for awhile and blew up with other things, Tevin stopped rewatching him and blew up with other things, etc...but, I know Tevin does rewatch him here and there, but not like he did before. Hell, even other detractors that have rewatched him are starting to get noticed by doing other things and restreaming Goutman on a part-time basis.
That's all Phil is good for - it's for a stepping stool to other things. Whether that's working on your editing skills, to edit that slop he calls "content", hell, look at Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs - I know he stopped for awhile, but he came back and is now hyperediting Phil to actually make Phil's slop worth watching. Hell, there's parody songs that were made about Phil and the shit slaps. Hell, Meerkat has made some bangers. Kool-Aid girl slaps! Also, even Meerkat has mentioned that making songs making fun of Phil has made him learn software he wouldn't even have thought of doing. Even DarksyDePhil, the dude that had a hand in the G.U.Y. figure, once mentioned that designing that figure made him a better creator in the toy industry.
Point being, Phil is a stepping stool to other things. Everyone that comes in contact with the pigroach realizes that...except Phil. Panda has her life together and is now living her best life and is now engaged to Chad, Rambo has won awards at film festivals, most detractors are in the gym hitting PR's, and have delved into subjects to understand the pigroach, or have taken their personal time to discover talents and/or ideas they never would've done, if they never came across some weird 42 year old shut-in from Bridgeport. Of course, you have the ones that are pieces of shit that I call Phil in detractors clothing, but those are the outliers of the group and are either chased out or leave under their own free will after being called out for what they truly are.
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And Snort Burnell.
Whoever does the Snort Burnell videos is a fucking machine. I don't think they've ever taken a break? I'm not even hating on them for it because the goofy music and goofy clips and everything else makes DSP into exactly what he is: a clown (more specifically: a children's entertainer).
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The most retarded thing about his retard political takes isn't his awful anti-woke grift that is ten eyars too late or suddenly trying to pivot to being a based right winger, it's just how narrowminded his topics are. Trump department picks? Not a topic because they aren't confirmed. This is genuine retardationa dn saying people talking about his picks are just grabbing at straws for content is so retarded and politically braindead that you'd assume it was an act and then he'd stop the bit and talk about Pete Hegseth or RFK Jr. or whoever else. Retard wants his shitty political grifting show in an attempt to attract more viewers and can't do an ounce of research. No wonder he just sticks to local news that he can bitch and moan at.
But no, this man is so fucking retarded with his little news bit that until something is confirmed he can't speculate or talk about their policies. Literal braindead low iq take that shows how much of a low-effort attempt this whole show of his really was. Of course, what can you expect from the same guy who reads headlines on Twitter and then somehow makes the story about himself. If you looked up low information voter in the dictionary, it would probably be a picture of Phil.
But no, this man is so fucking retarded with his little news bit that until something is confirmed he can't speculate or talk about their policies. Literal braindead low iq take that shows how much of a low-effort attempt this whole show of his really was. Of course, what can you expect from the same guy who reads headlines on Twitter and then somehow makes the story about himself. If you looked up low information voter in the dictionary, it would probably be a picture of Phil.
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snort burnell used to be called ardnas more than 8 years ago (apparently its a girl called sandra) but got copyright striked by someone from the sok or something gay like that
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The Soys flagged down Ardnas for the heinous crime of having ads on her videos and not sucking them off when they tried to threaten her. For all the complaints about how gay and retarded dudes like Denty and SuperSpergy are (all valid and true), the Soys were a million times worse and it makes me laugh whenever someone says otherwise.
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When Phil has completely milked all their remaining paypigs dry.
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This shit has been manna from heaven. I've missed BrokeSydePhil so much - I cannot think of a single content creator that isn't a literal findom that would treat their viewers like this dude, and this is after just two slow streams.
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That's crazy, two streams of not being gifted $150+ and he's already being a toxic dick lashing out at his chat. Mister "Christmas Charity Phil" goes away so quickly when the paypigs don't deliver
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"Trust the Streak!" lol
I would love to see a brain P.E.T. scan to see the activity, I swear he has no pre-frontal cortex conscious thought, it's just like a brain stem lizard brain unconsciously firing off greedy hoarder word combos. And he loves capitalism when he makes money, but he hates capitalism when other people make money. He wants a company to give up profits, producing games in a time-frame and w/ game-mechanics that conform to his autistic streaming format, or better yet hire his inefficient retarded ass in a for-life contract.
Whatever your political inclination are, Burnell is nothing but contemptible. His politics are: "give specifically me more more more for less, fuck everyone else." He's incapable of thinking outside that bubble, other than transparently parroting his boyfriends at the Chemo Casino in an attempt to steal whales.
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For someone who needs a day awf to spend time with his wife and do errands, he sure loves being an Internet Tough Guy.
Also, lay off the gin, Phil. It's Path of Exile 2.
Also, lay off the gin, Phil. It's Path of Exile 2.
PieceofShet
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Jesus fuck. He was shitting on viewers saying he should play poe2, saying it wont work cause its like d4. Doesnt even know the games name.
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"newly designed goal system" as if he's a Roman engineer building the Aqueducts or something.
CopingSneedingDentractor
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The new goal system is number go up never down. Give me money, correct?
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Well boys we are truly in the decline arc now and what is funny its in December too which will lay the extra sting.
I am not joking but I truly believe my theory about the financial climate affecting welfare pay is affecting Phil now. This week had a lack of whales and even OIC is fading which is interesting because I thought he would step up. The KC grab from Phil was so mishandled by his own greed and ego, he really could have had something but he failed to actually be a decent person. The fake tipping thing he did not do again because he can only do it so much and we know he reads here, a lot of people were calling him out even the Kick chat, he needed to save face.
He has been extra copey though the last few days, I think the KC snaking him really hurt his ego and I really do think he is struggling with Khet now. He is petrified of divorce because he would lose everything, his house would need to be sold and he clearly does not trust Khet. On top of that I think him being unable to refinance has really fucked him up, he did not realize how expensive it is to maintain a house and that for the area he lives in, he is in getting by figures and not "rich". Remember Leanna wanted to move to Florida or Texas, in Texas 100k a year pre tax is fuck you money but not here.
I am not joking but I truly believe my theory about the financial climate affecting welfare pay is affecting Phil now. This week had a lack of whales and even OIC is fading which is interesting because I thought he would step up. The KC grab from Phil was so mishandled by his own greed and ego, he really could have had something but he failed to actually be a decent person. The fake tipping thing he did not do again because he can only do it so much and we know he reads here, a lot of people were calling him out even the Kick chat, he needed to save face.
He has been extra copey though the last few days, I think the KC snaking him really hurt his ego and I really do think he is struggling with Khet now. He is petrified of divorce because he would lose everything, his house would need to be sold and he clearly does not trust Khet. On top of that I think him being unable to refinance has really fucked him up, he did not realize how expensive it is to maintain a house and that for the area he lives in, he is in getting by figures and not "rich". Remember Leanna wanted to move to Florida or Texas, in Texas 100k a year pre tax is fuck you money but not here.
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Stolen "improved goal system", Gin-brained title confusion. He is coping. Just wait till he fails to reach the goal for, let's say 3-4 streams in a row, he will tard rage like the bitch he is. Maybe evcen bring up the "two big bills" completly ignoring he is now paid two times a month (Kick and Youtube). Then again he hasd created his own "Gouty pass" so let's see how his dents will follow up with this. Maybe they get addicted to this? Battle passes are, after all, desigjned to draw the money from weak willed individuals
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indie games "per your requests"... he's such a slimy manipulator, hedging his bets in case it's a slow stream: "Now, you guys, *SNORT* you wanted me to play indie games, but I told you so, no one cares about indies and no one comes to support them!" OTOH If it turns out to be a success he's going to celebrate himself for listening to viewer feedback.
It's such a crazy thought experiment to try and put yourself in the mindset of Phil when he does stuff like telling his stream that if he doesn't hit the goal by 3PM he's going to have to go downstairs and tell big Kat to start cooking dinner. That opens up two possibilities:
A) You actually go to tell "your soulmate, love of your life" giganto-wife that despite telling her you would be ordering takeout and despite you making in excess of $300 a day for 91 days in a row, she's going to have to start cooking you frozen meat loaf on her day off because you didn't make it to 92 and now what she's going to eat and her cooking schedule is completely at the mercy of a handful of random lonely autists and how impassioned they are today to give you money to spite an army of anonymous internet boogiemen that laugh at you when you lose at Street Fighter.
B) You're completely lying and are going to order door dash anyway, but are so consumed by money and greed you're willing to allow people to think that the above is true because having an extra $100 right now is worth publicly debasing and humiliating yourself and your wife and this could squeeze those last few dollars out that someone out there is withholding from you.
The level of mental illness you'd have to be dealing with to voluntarily choose either of those options is frightening.
A) You actually go to tell "your soulmate, love of your life" giganto-wife that despite telling her you would be ordering takeout and despite you making in excess of $300 a day for 91 days in a row, she's going to have to start cooking you frozen meat loaf on her day off because you didn't make it to 92 and now what she's going to eat and her cooking schedule is completely at the mercy of a handful of random lonely autists and how impassioned they are today to give you money to spite an army of anonymous internet boogiemen that laugh at you when you lose at Street Fighter.
B) You're completely lying and are going to order door dash anyway, but are so consumed by money and greed you're willing to allow people to think that the above is true because having an extra $100 right now is worth publicly debasing and humiliating yourself and your wife and this could squeeze those last few dollars out that someone out there is withholding from you.
The level of mental illness you'd have to be dealing with to voluntarily choose either of those options is frightening.
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There is no credence to that, and Snort themself has denied the idea in several occasions.
Examples (1 and 2):
A second channel of Ardnas released a video with the supposed reason:
With the description ending in:
"BYE GUYS I WILL MISS YOUR COMMENTS :p IT WAS FUN ^^ i am not making more videos, you can thank fred fucks for that"