Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Killing and Eating People]

Here she is watching 90 Day Fiance. With 1/4 of the image blocked by her fucked up spider knee.

So she got a spider tattoo and it isn't even a phantom troupe tattoo. Fake fan alert.

And of course she watches 90 day fiance which I can only imagine is most boring nothing show on the planet

 

[stupid frog]

Anisa was also a 90 day fiance, so I can see why she watches it.

 

[nanona]

Anisa was also a 90 day fiance, so I can see why she watches it.

most depressing: this qualifies for a "date night" in the Jomha household. lmfao.

home (as always)
alone with the cuck (nothing new there)
TV (as always)
90 day fiance (peak romantic entertainment)

the "relaxing holiday" our stressed out and hard working Anisa was hoping for.

 

[Fapcop]

most depressing: this qualifies for a "date night" in the Jomha household. lmfao.

home (as always)
alone with the cuck (nothing new there)
TV (as always)
90 day fiance (peak romantic entertainment)

the "relaxing holiday" our stressed out and hard working Anisa was hoping for.

How in the fuck isn’t every night a “date night” for these two?!

They have zero responsibilities beyond walking a dog once in a while. Neither of them has a job. Datenights are for busy couples who rarely see each other during the week, whereas these two faggots don’t even have to work. (And no, spending a month to edit a 20 min video doesn’t count as work.)

 

[Terfmaster9000]

>me and Ian's podcast
Illiterate whore.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Guess she's feeling pretty homesick so she prepared some classic Canadian cuisine.

That literally looks like cow dung. I am vomit.

 

[2020chan]

Idk what Saag Paneer is, or what it's supposed to be, but it looks like something went horribly wrong.

Is it supposed to look like old guacamole?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

That literally looks like cow dung. I am vomit.

Is it supposed to look like old guacamole?

I wish Anisa would start a cooking channel because I would die laughing. It's supposed to look more edible. I dunno how she made spinach of all things look less green.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I'm not the biggest Indian food buff ever but I do enjoy spinach in a lot of different ways and the only way I could charitably give her an excuse for the monstrosity that looks like a cow's cud is that she added some kind of milk or cream. Dairy or plant based. It initially reminded me of a stewed kale dish from my country because it has the same "chucked in a food processor on high speed" texture. It's so off-putting. We joke about pajeet food being indigestible but anything Anisa makes genuinely looks indigestible to me.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Who else is thinking Ians dietary problems come from all these random gluten free and whatever the fuck ideas she comes up with. Gluten free...croissant? What the fuck.

One possible reason for poor dough development is inadequate gluten development. Gluten is formed when flour is mixed with water and kneaded. It provides structure and elasticity to the dough, allowing it to rise and expand during baking. Insufficient gluten development can lead to a dense and heavy texture

Anisa is the kind of person to want something but try and make it "healthier" to avoid the fact she wants to eat a buttery, starchy scone. How many of these alternatives mess her and ian up?

 

[RaxxScholar]

I think they would be less depressed and anxious if their entire adult life didn't revolve around the internet. Having a job you actually get out of the house to go do is something people need to have structure in their life. No wonder your life sucks if the only thing you have to look forward to every day is checking socials and playing video games.

 

[JelloJerk]

I wish Anisa would start a cooking channel because I would die laughing. It's supposed to look more edible. I dunno how she made spinach of all things look less green.

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Some Googling indicates that a lot of the recipes use yoghurt. Maybe she used too much? But she's said that Ian is lactose intolerant as well, so maybe she used some dairy free alternative? But then why make something with paneer in the first place if trying to avoid dairy?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Who else is thinking Ians dietary problems come from all these random gluten free and whatever the fuck ideas she comes up with. Gluten free...croissant? What the fuck.

"One possible reason for poor dough development is inadequate gluten development. Gluten is formed when flour is mixed with water and kneaded. It provides structure and elasticity to the dough, allowing it to rise and expand during baking. Insufficient gluten development can lead to a dense and heavy texture"

Anisa is the kind of person to want something but try and make it "healthier" to avoid the fact she wants to eat a buttery, starchy scone. How many of these alternatives mess her and ian up?

Yes, she’s using psylium husk as a gluten substitute. Psylium husk is very high in fiber. People take it as a supplement if they have constipation ( it’s the main ingredient in metamucil). The gluten in croissant dough helps the dough stretch so you can create the layers. She may be putting tons of psyllium husk in to replicate this- ive done a small amount if gf baking and gf dough does NOT stretch.

So yeah she’s (maybe) basically making buttery metamucil blocks.

 

[Chris Konon]

she is a content creator for how long? 10 years? she enjoys her new foodie hobby, why don’t she look up some tutorials about food presentation and photography? it’s not that hard, you lazy bum…

Spoiler

what the fuck is this shit? the bleak lightning, the focus seems to be on the countertop not the plate, complete lack of presentation, the plate isn’t even in the centre of the photo, some kitchen appliances in the background, awful.
My God they have all the time in the world to learn this stuff that they supposedly enjoy, and they don’t care.

Everything they do is half assed uninspiring slop, how are they able to make a living with such a content is beyond me.

 

[galah]

Let's finish off with some fashion:

Maybe I'm crazy but as time goes by she keeps looking more and more like Lance Stroll which is rather disquieting

 

[Historical Strelkov]

she is a content creator for how long? 10 years? she enjoys her new foodie hobby, why don’t she look up some tutorials about food presentation and photography? it’s not that hard, you lazy bum…

Spoiler

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what the fuck is this shit? the bleak lightning, the focus seems to be on the countertop not the plate, complete lack of presentation, the plate isn’t even in the centre of the photo, some kitchen appliances in the background, awful.
My God they have all the time in the world to learn this stuff that they supposedly enjoy, and they don’t care.

Everything they do is half assed uninspiring slop, how are they able to make a living with such a content is beyond me.

Your oily blended spinach and rice for dinner, sir.

 

[Fata v3]

Yes, she’s using psylium husk as a gluten substitute. Psylium husk is very high in fiber. People take it as a supplement if they have constipation ( it’s the main ingredient in metamucil). The gluten in croissant dough helps the dough stretch so you can create the layers. She may be putting tons of psyllium husk in to replicate this- ive done a small amount if gf baking and gf dough does NOT stretch.

So yeah she’s (maybe) basically making buttery metamucil blocks.

Psylium helps hydrate dry stools which is why it is good for constipation.
But it is equally good for ibs if you have loose stools as it thickens them up and helps prevent constant runny shits.
Stir some psylium husk in a cup and just look how quickly it thickens (you're meant to drink it fast rather than let it sit so you don't choke on it).

Ian's likely got ibs because of stress (videos suck) and anisas shitty cooking. Basically he's just a loser.

 

[JelloJerk]

Yes, she’s using psylium husk as a gluten substitute. Psylium husk is very high in fiber. People take it as a supplement if they have constipation ( it’s the main ingredient in metamucil). The gluten in croissant dough helps the dough stretch so you can create the layers. She may be putting tons of psyllium husk in to replicate this- ive done a small amount if gf baking and gf dough does NOT stretch.

So yeah she’s (maybe) basically making buttery metamucil blocks.

The idea that Anisa is trying to fix her husband's problem but is instead giving him a mega laxative is something straight out of a comedy movie. Holy shit

 

[Mac Monster]

That literally looks like cow dung. I am vomit.

Is it any wonder why they spend so much on takeout and fast food? Even the most ill-prepared McDonald's goyslop looks better than Anisa's cooking. She manages to be so unbelievably incompetent at every hobby she decides to pick up.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

That's because Ian is bitter and resentful. His only source of joy criticizing and publicly shaming people dumber than him.
Ian's always been an insecure nerd. He was just better at hiding it before Anisa broke his will.

Edit* autocorrect. This fucking phone

100% And that’s he seems to liven up a little whenever he brings up the Evil Conservatives. By pretending half the country are somehow more retarded than himself, this weasel is trying to restore his energy (which then gets immediately harvested by Anisa, hence his psychological abuse victim face).