Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Paper Machete]

I’m aging myself here with this reference but it makes me think of Pete Wentz (bassist for Fall Out Boy) in the early 2000s saying that he’s “gay above the waist” when questioned about his very close (and often handsy) friendships with other guys. Basically, he was happy to be straight but just enjoyed making out with hot guys occasionally because really, it’s not that serious. He said it jokingly and otherwise was always happy to maintain that he’s a straight dude.

Pete is 100% a massive faggot for a variety of reasons but that's neither here nor there.

(He's an ugly mutt with perpetually greasy hair and I never understood why girls liked him so much there were prettier guys with guitars to fan over lmao.)

 

[Dilatortron3000]

Tranny pulls the classic “cis women look like men to” move


The troon just stated that he looks like a man (which he 100% does) and he is trying to play it off as “intense and complex dysmorphia”

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Thats just her forehead?

 

[Narinder]

Unrealised but L nonetheless, troons coping and being their own hype men, lol.
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Who is this nutcase, I thought. And would you look at that, it's our pal..
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Lmao, getting about a bit at the moment isn't he
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Since he went out of his way to put his telegram in there, I took the liberty of looking it up. >Crypto dev lmao And yes, so gorgeous, so pretty. You're the prettiest ghoul in the graveyard, sweetie.

 

[barbie meat]

This trannies just wants to live in his fantasy

Man you gotta include the best part!

Spoiler: the mong writing this fanfic

 

[Narinder]

Man you gotta include the best part!

Spoiler: the mong writing this fanfic

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He looks like a product of incest. She? Fuck it, I can't even tell. Abomination.

 

[Positron]

my boyfriend is a large, hairy, 6’4 man, and i am a chubby 5’4 guy. I’ve recently started saying that i’m not pre-t, i’m pre-bear.

You'll never be a bear. At best you'll be a wombat. A womb-at.

 

[Sourceress]

Tranny pulls the classic “cis women look like men to” move
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The troon just stated that he looks like a man (which he 100% does) and he is trying to play it off as “intense and complex dysmorphia”

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Thats just her forehead?


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Pornsick Man Discovers Women Have Hairlines and Body Hair Too, News At Eleven.

Forreal troons just every day making it more and more obvious that they have never interacted with a woman in their entire lives and 99.99% of their information about women (basically everything other than when their mommy does their laundry for them) comes from obsessively watching porn 24/7/365. They give the same kind of energy as those dudes who harass women because their vulvas don't look like the (labioplasty-afflicted) ones they see in porn.

 

[Fren]

Why won't the woman shelter take me in?!
I want to be around vulnerable females now now now NOW!!!

Anyone knows any woman shelters for porn sick men?

 

[Misogenes]

Weird how even "manly" women still look like women, eh? Ain't no transphobe bigger than Mother Nature.

Spoiler: Bit OT re: jewelry

I hate to be that person but I used to live in Inwood, Manhattan, and the Dominicans, for whatever reason, do pierce ears on baby girls. I have seen many baby girls and toddlers in the neighborhood with gold studs and other trainer earrings.

I worked with a woman from El Salvador who was of African descent, and she told me that it was common to pierce ears and give earrings and jewelry in general to kids as a status thing. Like, people would see your kids blinged out in gold and understand that you were taking care of them materially and that the family was comfortable.

Obviously El Salvador isn't the Dominican Republic but it could be a similar cultural thing.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

This trannies just wants to live in his fantasy

This is some of the creepiest autistic AGP shit I've ever read in my life.

I love my dad, but I really wanna find a guy my age to see how bright this day really gets.

Why the does he bring up his dad totally unbidden, before going off on his flight of fancy about fucking men? It comes out of nowhere and has no relevance to anything. I'll state again for emphasis: he brought up his dad immediately adjacently to his creepy gay fantasies. If this troon wasn't fucked around with as a kid by an older relative, then I'm Elon Musk.

Just read that sentence again: 'I love my dad, but I really wanna find a guy my age'. I'm genuinely not sure what he could've meant by that other than him wanting to fuck his own dad. Would anyone be surprised at this point?

I recently got the colon vaginoplasty [...] so just in case a guy wants sex I can give it to him without much need for dilation

He didn't even get a stinkditch for himself, he got it so he can be fucked. Not a fetish though.

until he just sees me pouting and crying and smiling and screaming about his sunshine.

I don't even know what the fuck that means. This whole thing reads like an autist rambling at 3 AM after a day spent hitting the bottle.

Link, btw

 

[GlupShitto]

Ngl since it's the holiday season, this is a great time to remind troons that their parents will never be happy again as long as they live and that they bring pain to those who gave them wonderful Christmas memories. For the less narcissistic troons (rare, but not impossible, it's easier to do with pooners), it's like a knife through the gut.

 

[monstrous bubo]

After 23 months his wife agrees to have sex with him again, but their night of hot lesbian passion was not what it seemed.


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Struggle with wife's identity​

General Question

So I have been out and transitioning (HRT, FFS, liposuction and BBL) for just over two years. My wife has refused intimacy for twenty three months. This had become a rejection in my mind. I told her that I was struggling with staying together and insisted that we start marriage counseling. She agreed and I set it up. For the last two years I had asked if the time seemed right if we could be intimate, always with a no and I was told that I was too demanding that she had already had to change so much. Well shortly after I told her that I was struggling to stay with her she agreed to be intimate with me.. I'm totally female but have yet to get bottom surgery, I am talking about it but I feel like it's met with some resistance still. Anyway pretty much a lesbian moment of intimacy.

It was super awkward and I don't even know what to do for myself, but it felt emotionally connected. This was what I really wanted. I was pretty happy. Today we were at a local queer community festival having a couple of adult beverages. On our way home I was talking about us being part of the queer community, and she said that she was only an ally. My heart sank I felt crushed. I want her to come along with me in life. How can I do that if she feels outside my world. I just want to cry. I want her to be part of the journey not just an outside observer. We still have couples counseling in six days. I had felt so hopeful now I'm just so sad about this. I don't want to talk to anyone that knows us. Does this community think there is something wrong with my brain on this. Why does this seem to matter so much to me.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Anyway pretty much a lesbian moment of intimacy.

This man needs to 41% himself

I want her to come along with me in life. How can I do that if she feels outside my world. I just want to cry. I want her to be part of the journey

He wants her to be a mindless plaything for his disgusting fantasies. An obedient validation slave who always says yes. I have no idea why his wife is still attached to him. Is it because of money? She needs to leave this tranny bastard asap. She doesn't want to touch his mutated monster body and doesn't want to be part of the queer cult. The relationship is already over.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This man needs to 41% himself


He wants her to be a mindless plaything for his disgusting fantasies. An obedient validation slave who always says yes. I have no idea why his wife is still attached to him. Is it because of money? She needs to leave this tranny bastard asap. She doesn't want to touch his mutated monster body and doesn't want to be part of the queer cult. The relationship is already over.

I don't get women that stay with these freaks. Especially if they have kids in the picture. Get away from the sick fuck before he decides to try and "crack their eggs" it's gonna happen. He's either gonna molest them or try to turn them into trannies, a guy who puts his fetish ahead of his family isn't safe to be around children, whether thats physically or psychologically. He's gonna fuck them one way or the other.
Get the fuck out, divorce rape his AGP ass.
No fucking sense. The relationship is dead. If he cared he wouldn't be mincing around in a fucking dress.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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My relationship with my mom has been awful for a long time, not just because I'm trans but that doesn't help.

I asked her if she would help me pay for my T and she outright refused because I'm "making a mistake" and she doesn't want a part of it.

She had a breast reduction surgery at 21 years old and doesn't regret it at all, she said it made her feel 100% better about herself and her body and she is happy she did it.

Yesterday, I asked her if she would help pay for my double mastectomy (which would not be any time soon) and she refused for the exact same reasons, despite the fact that I explained the way I feel about my chest wouldn't change regardless of whether or not I'm trans. She still refused. It just feels so unfair? Why is a breast reduction ok but a double mastectomy not? She said I could have a breast reduction if I hate my chest? How does that make any sense??

Edit: For a little more context: I am 18. Neither of my parents are willing to help pay for any of my transition (for very different reasons). I do not have a job as of yet but I'm starting a small payed apprenticeship position next year and I'll be earning minimum wage. I do not have health insurance and I don't think insurance will cover a double mastectomy in South Africa.

Why is a breast reduction ok but a double mastectomy not?

Yeah, having a breast reduction to alleviate back pain (and the other inconveniences that I imagine come with having massive tits) is totally the same as a stupid 18 year-old getting irreversible cosmetic surgery in order to poonerize herself because Reddit told her to. Such hypocrisy.

All replies are 'your mom is evil/transphobic/a hypocrite/bigot', because it's a day that ends with a y.

I asked her if she would help me pay for my T and she outright refused because I'm "making a mistake" and she doesn't want a part of it.

Based. If you're 18 just go and buy your own T, you fucking wastrel.

 

[Ginger & Bread = Mischief]

That exact same person getting clocked and told to get a double mastectomy on /r/FTMpassing. Sadly, photos deleted.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

This trannies just wants to live in his fantasy

Sounds like he's watch the Twilight movies too many times. He's not looking for a partner, he wants someone to mate with him like a vampire or werewolf.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I don't get women that stay with these freaks. Especially if they have kids in the picture. Get away from the sick fuck before he decides to try and "crack their eggs" it's gonna happen. He's either gonna molest them or try to turn them into trannies, a guy who puts his fetish ahead of his family isn't safe to be around children, whether thats physically or psychologically. He's gonna fuck them one way or the other.
Get the fuck out, divorce rape his AGP ass.
No fucking sense. The relationship is dead. If he cared he wouldn't be mincing around in a fucking dress.

Trooning out is one scenario where I completely support a wife using the court system to absolutely butt fuck her husband and take everything.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

This man needs to 41% himself


He wants her to be a mindless plaything for his disgusting fantasies. An obedient validation slave who always says yes. I have no idea why his wife is still attached to him. Is it because of money? She needs to leave this tranny bastard asap. She doesn't want to touch his mutated monster body and doesn't want to be part of the queer cult. The relationship is already over.

Even if he just wanted a normal partner, why the fuck would anyone stay after their spouse has trooned out? You signed up for a normal sex life, not whatever hell fetish this is. Male troons would have about the same amount of societal power as pooners(that is to say none) if handmaidens learned to walk. But this is on women and why women are the main victims of political troonery in the first place. No one can save you if you're not willing to save yourself.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

But this is on women and why women are the main victims of political troonery in the first place. No one can save you if you're not willing to save yourself.

Women tend to conform to mainstream views. They aren't really psychologically equiped to be the leaders/dissenters in political or social thought. Men got us into this sea of crap and if we're to get out of it, it will be men who'll lead the way out again.

This isn't a woman hate thing btw. Back when society was sane, women actually functioned as defenders and keepers of tradition. The same underlying psychology now makes some of them pander to the progressive madness.